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It's 'v-o-n-n-e-g-u' not 'vonnegut'.

I’ve just started Slapstick. Well, it’s different. A bit abrupt, yes. A whole other world of different.


The title, you ask? Yes. That was something said by a someone that was incredibly amusing to me. 103 more words


(Video) Man City Star Attempts To Identify Boring James Milner By Nominating Twitter Joker For Ice Bucket Challenge


Parody Twitter account Boring James Milner has 313,000 followers.

The social media profile frequently gets football fans giggling by posting fake anecdotes which make the real Manchester City midfielder seem dull and a bit thick. 56 more words

That Thing You Are Writing.....(fiction) (Part 1)

( I think everyone has in their past, ‘the one that got away’ and I also think that many of us have ‘the one I should have gotten away from”. 922 more words



You refuse to look at me because I’m ugly. You discard me because I’m an abomination. You purposefully look away from the dark corner that I’ve been assigned. 207 more words


Existence on a loop

The room is blank, the walls unadorned with the usual knick knacks that one typically finds in a girl’s room. The only furniture in the room is a wooden chair and a steel bed. 350 more words


Randomly Shouting Out From the Top of My Lungs

Effortlessly falling for this woman who seems to have me wrapped around her finger. I am in no way complaining or against this.

M, I want you to know that you are the only woman who I think about day in and day out. 33 more words

Life And Love In Technicolor

A Rejuvenated Soul

It’s absolutely amazing what a good weekend can do for the soul. 742 more words

Happy Days