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Well, not exactly…


It’s currently the September holidays for us here, AKA the one-week-for-revision-purposes-only holidays, AKA the third term holidays, AKA the last long ish holiday before our massive two month break. 176 more words


The steps I took in the pitch black room
Careful not to trip nor knock something down
For I am afraid that
It is I who will be knocked down. 168 more words


Historically Speaking

Unfortunately, I am still
on the etched stone,
standing on your pictographs
and making the effort to avoid allowing
my shoes to scuff-mark their meanings… 41 more words

My Poems

It's 'v-o-n-n-e-g-u' not 'vonnegut'.

I’ve just started Slapstick. Well, it’s different. A bit abrupt, yes. A whole other world of different.


The title, you ask? Yes. That was something said by a someone that was incredibly amusing to me. 103 more words


(Video) Man City Star Attempts To Identify Boring James Milner By Nominating Twitter Joker For Ice Bucket Challenge


Parody Twitter account Boring James Milner has 313,000 followers.

The social media profile frequently gets football fans giggling by posting fake anecdotes which make the real Manchester City midfielder seem dull and a bit thick. 56 more words

That Thing You Are Writing.....(fiction) (Part 1)

( I think everyone has in their past, ‘the one that got away’ and I also think that many of us have ‘the one I should have gotten away from”. 922 more words



You refuse to look at me because I’m ugly. You discard me because I’m an abomination. You purposefully look away from the dark corner that I’ve been assigned. 207 more words