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My Phone Thinks I Want to Target Someone For Murder

I DO NOT WANT TO MURDER ANYONE OR HAVE ANYONE MURDERED!!!!! Let’s get that clear from the start so the Police don’t come knocking on my door tomorrow morning. 291 more words

Attempting To Navigate This Life

Autocorrect Is A Ducking Butch Sometimes

Autocorrect has failed me a few times today. The first is when I texted an off site manager for another location asking him a question and then inquiring about his hours. 93 more words

AutoCorrect with Denise & Eric

We need to figure out how to get paid for our GENIUS banter.

Denise

I need to give my mom anal

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Adult

Yum Diddly Umptious!

Woken from my deep slumber, I had the strange craving to try something bold: a threesome. But that’s beside the point.

I had a vision this morning. 406 more words

General

Big Hero Sex.

Today I watched Big Hero Six with my family. It was a pretty good movie–some parts tugged at my heartstrings, some parts made me laugh out loud. 645 more words

It's THANKSGIVING, People!!!!!!!!

It’s paining me greatly, injustice, out-rage!
I’m sure you’re all feeling it too,
And if not then start now because it’s a sin
To not give Thanksgiving its due.
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