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Princess the Warrior Mermaid

Autumn told me today she is not Autumn. Today she is Princess the warrior mermaid.
I don’t even want to know.

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Why My Kid is an Asshole

Reason #1

I was in a rush this morning for work, so I crammed all of my books and papers into my daughter’s tote bag. It’s a medium sized pink and brown polka dot bag. 134 more words

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Bath Time!!

So..Autumn’s in my room watching a movie, so I decide to try to relax and take a bubble bath. Not even ten minutes passed by before she comes running, ass naked with a smile on her face, talking about, “You made a bath for me?!?” 33 more words

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Kitties and Headlocks

Autumn is crying….wants to know why her kitty doesn’t love her anymore.

Well, Autumn, kitties usually don’t enjoy repeatedly being put in headlocks.

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On Raising a Con Artist

I fear I’m raising a little con artist. I gave her the tip to give the pizza guy, FOUR dollars. She comes back in the room with TWO dollars. 38 more words

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It's Too Hot!

I woke up this morning, anxious to get in our complex pool. It’s early in the morning, so no one will be in there. It’s hot as heck outside, creating the perfect conditions for a peaceful dip. 47 more words

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