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I would have thought Keyser Soze to have better taste in music
At 8:35, the lights went down in Theater 21 at the Colonial Ultraplex movie theater for the showing of New Moon. At 8:45, the film inexplicably catches fire and the theater goers are forced to evacua… more →
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I would have thought Keyser Soze to have better taste in music
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renalfailure wrote 1 week ago: At 8:35, the lights went down in Theater 21 at the Colonial Ultraplex movie theater for the showing … more →
Splitting the Uprights
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renalfailure wrote 2 weeks ago: It used to be a lot of things long ago. It used to be TV stations actually went off the air at some … more →
The active ingredient in my apricot scrub is hateful ignorance
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renalfailure wrote 3 weeks ago: A friend of ours found this story about a regional manager at a Bath and Body Works allegedly firing … more →
Tag Larkin Is Not Coming To Dinner: Part Five
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renalfailure wrote 4 weeks ago: Upon hearing the footsteps of the murderer coming our way, we hatched a plan to catch said murderer. … more →
Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part Four
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renalfailure wrote 4 weeks ago: Tag Larkin remains dead at his own Halloween party, but the accusations are still flying about his p … more →
Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part Three
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Our investigation of the Halloween murder of Tag Larkin has taken a turn for the magical as Avonia … more →
Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part Two
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: We’re still standing around Tag Larkin’s body in the study of Tag Larkin’s seclude … more →
Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part One
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: We were surprised to hear Tag Larkin owned a mansion on a remote island with no workable phones and … more →
This Party Is Dead Sexy
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Regular Renal Readers may recall our rock-solid Halloween costume advice that we’ve given in p … more →
NASA implements the Tag Larkin Program against the Moon
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Renal Readers may recall a few months ago that Tag Larkin announced his intentions to fight the Moon … more →
Save the Cheerleader, Save Yourself a Torn ACL
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renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: An recent article in the Wall Street Journal posed the following question: What is the point of chee … more →
The Equinox That Rocks Your Socks
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renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: It’s Autumn Equinox so it’s a good time to check in on Avonia the Wiccan Pimp and see wh … more →
But There's No Whore School
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renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: I brought this article to the attention of Avonia the Wiccan Pimp about something called John School … more →
Pancreatic Cancer Don't Hurt... Wait, Yes It Does. A Lot.
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renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: With Patrick Swayze’s death we decided to have a Renal poll about what our favorite Swayze mov … more →
Your Pre-9/11 World Was Like Ancient Times, Old Man!
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renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: “Do you realize kids currently in second grade have never known a world where the Twin Towers … more →
Deartuate Your Monosyllabism
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renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: A site was brought to our attention by a friend of ours who’s also a regular Renal reader (she … more →
Witch Wanted, Not For Burning
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renalfailure wrote 4 months ago: “They’re looking to hire a witch in England,” I say to Avonia the Wiccan Pimp as … more →
They're coming out of the god damn walls, man!
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renalfailure wrote 5 months ago: So in a recent speech former Speaker of the House and guy who divorced his wife while she had cancer … more →
Wiccans already have the robes for it
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renalfailure wrote 5 months ago: I ran into Avonia the Wiccan Pimp the other day and we got to discussing President Obama’s nom … more →
