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10 Reasons for Not Blogging in the Past year

deadbeatmom wrote 3 months ago: My God, it’s hard to believe it has been so long since I’ve posted. Having a second baby … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Infantile Insights, Humor, second baby, Poop, brad and angelina, Excuses, Top 10 List, Sleep Deprivation

Why clean the house when you can watch home improvement shows??2 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 1 year ago: It’s been a while since I’ve posted. And for good reason:  we went from not even having … more →

Tags: Infantile Insights, Parenting, Humor, Life, Thoughts, Random, Personal, Baby, Motherhood

Crafting the List

mfrantz wrote 1 year ago: Having a baby and getting married are pretty similar events in life. Both represent significant chan … more →

Tags: Months 5-6, Babies R Us, registry, Liquor, Marriage, Childbirth

10 Ways Studying Theatre Prepared Me for Motherhood

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: Was watching ‘Little Mosque on the Prarie’ this evening after putting the baby down and … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Infantile Insights, Family, Parenting, Humor, Life, Thoughts, Personal, kids

Allergy Schmallergy! 1 comment

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: Sometimes it’s painfully obvious that when I make sweeping generalizations there is someone up … more →

Tags: New Mom Gripes, Parenting, Humor, Life, Food, Thoughts, Allergy, Allergies, kids

If breastfeeding is obscene...Ten things to ban now!6 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago:   Heard about the whole facebook and breastfeeding kafuffle http://www.thestar.com/article/255628and … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Infantile Insights, New Mom Gripes, Parenting, Humor, Life, Thoughts, Random, Personal

Your baby is so cute! And other lies new moms utter...4 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago:  Okay, I’ve got to admit it: saying another baby is cute is like a Nike ad–you just do i … more →

Tags: Humor, Infantile Insights, Life, New Mom Gripes, Parenting, Personal, Thoughts, Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists

The Consequences of New Mommydom and Bar-Hopping

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: Having to explain that you didn’t spill a drink on your nipples. Being trashed on three drinks … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Infantile Insights, Humor, Life, Thoughts, Random, Personal

10 Signs You're a True Deadbeat Mom2 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: The Deadbeat Mom Uniform Your baby’s first foods are Twinkies and soda pop. Your boob alcohol … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Infantile Insights, The Poop on Baby Stuff, Parenting, Humor, Life, Random

10 Things We Survived that Parents Would Be Locked Up For Today

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: “Cutting Back” to a caraffe of wine and a half pack of menthols during pregnancy. Puttin … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Infantile Insights, Family, Parenting, Humor, Life

10 Signs Your Baby Has Taken Over Your Life2 comments

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: You refer to yourself as “Mommy” when you’re out on your own with friends. Your ex … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Infantile Insights, New Mom Gripes, Marriage, Humor, Life

Sleep Deprivation=Blogging Blahs

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: I’ve noticed there’s a correlation between teething and my ability to complete tasks. Ju … more →

Tags: Infantile Insights, New Mom Gripes

10 Signs You're Trying Too Hard to be a Yummy Mummy1 comment

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: You put on lipstick for your 3 a.m. feed. You bought a stroller because the colour flattered your sk … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Humor

Top 10 post-3a.m. feeding activities when you can't sleep1 comment

deadbeatmom wrote 2 years ago: Make faces out of your belly blubber. Try to remember the number of partners you had and a) realize … more →

Tags: Top 10 Deadbeat Mom Lists, Infantile Insights, Family, Parenting


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