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Sex Tie Breaker?
The beginning of the end starts in Thailand. Sean: “These are my last three girls… sex tie breaker?” Sean lounges around—literally, in a wifebeater in a hammock—while he recaps his journey with each o… more →
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Sex Tie Breaker?
wrote 2 months ago: The beginning of the end starts in Thailand. Sean: “These are my last three girls… sex tie breaker?” … more →
Playboys need love, too
wrote 3 months ago: This week, Sean visited the final four’s hometowns and asked each girl’s father (and one’s mother) f … more →
Nobody will take my sparkle!
wrote 3 months ago: This week, Sean wanted to break the rules and fly with all the women to St. Croix because he’s very … more →
And they lived happily ever… AW HELL NAW!
wrote 3 months ago: Like all fairy tales, this one has a Prince Charming, but first we meet the Genie from the lamp—Chri … more →
I cannot be tortured like this... unless it's in the red room of pain
wrote 3 months ago: At first I thought I was watching the wrong show—no shirtless Sean!—but then in prowls Chris Harriso … more →
What are you? Some kind of "crazy person"?
wrote 3 months ago: Sean’s journey this week begins again in the rec room. Heaven forbid The Bachelor gain an ounce of f … more →
Man meat... it's what's for dinner!
wrote 4 months ago: Last night began like all of my sexual fantasies… with a buff, blonde, half-naked man glistening in … more →
Don't forget your rape whistle... and other fun tales
wrote 4 months ago: It’s that time of year again… we’ve packed on the holiday pudge, our significant other would rather … more →
Matthew McConaughey wins Bachelor Pad 3
wrote 8 months ago: It finally came and went, and no, I’m not talking about Chris in the bedroom. The Bachelor Pad 3 had … more →
Motorboating... what's your price for flight?
wrote 8 months ago: I guess ABC has given up keeping things a secret since they gave away the entire episode in the prev … more →
How about another COCKamamie challenge?
wrote 8 months ago: Finale spoilers are out, but no, I won’t spoil it, athough I will say that it sounds like it will be … more →
Love don't come easy, but your peen sure does
wrote 9 months ago: Well, well, well, if it isn’t Blakeley’s Pad. (Maybe I should have re-thought that opening!) After l … more →
We've got a stage five clinger... she'll find you
wrote 9 months ago: If The Bachelor portrays the fairy tale, then Bachelor Pad epitomizes the pages of He’s Just Not Tha … more →
Hot sludge fundae, or as I like to call it “Got Sluts Monday"
wrote 9 months ago: I should probably apologize for not posting a re-cap yesterday, but then I thought, the only ones wh … more →
Mouth intercourse: Practice safe smooching!
wrote 9 months ago: For me, Tuesdays are the morning after a drunken sexual encounter, where you wake up thinking “I let … more →
Sometimes I pee my pants
wrote 10 months ago: From the fairytale to the fans versus former floozies, another summer session of Bachelor Pad is upo … more →
Love potion number nein
wrote 10 months ago: That’s German for “no.” {shakes head} Tonight was the premiere of Bachelor Pad 3, … more →
Just another Maynard Monday!
wrote 10 months ago: Yes, we wish it were Sunday… because that’ll be a funday. I’m not buying what the promos are selling … more →
Good on paper… bad in bed?
wrote 10 months ago: Yeah sure, it’s a Sex and the City quote, but I think Emily was haunted by this theory in last night … more →
