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Not A Good Time To Be On The Wagon

So my new profiles have been up less than a day.  I’ve already been asked if I like hugely well endowed Brazilians by someone with the screen name of MagnumLaaaarge (I shit you not).  261 more words



I’ve heard that January is a pivotal month in the world of relationships.
It is the month with the greatest numbers of separations, break-ups and divorces. 858 more words

Misadventures in Dating

“I went out on a date with Simile. I don’t know what I metaphor.” – Tim Vine

So some time ago, I wrote a post that had a “to be continued” that was never actually continued. 3,474 more words

Pretty Sneaky Sis

I'm Dating Part 3

After establishing that Puffy Vest was a bit of a douche and needed to just be thrown back into the ocean with all the other douche fish I decided that I’d have a drink with Cranky Pants after Christmas eve dinner with GFs. 1,170 more words


109-Year-Old Woman Says Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men

According to the Huffington Post, the oldest living woman in Scotland — 109 — says the secret to her longevity is this: Eat your porridge and avoid men. 66 more words


Rose Update: When pool parties get depressing

My sincere apologies for missing last weeks post. Hey sometimes real life takes over and you can’t fulfill all your personal obligations. But boy what a week it was. 1,184 more words

Reality Tv

Fresh Blood In The Water (Part 3)

I received a text out of the blue from someone I hung out with in January of last year. Again, the timing is weird since there should be no way for him to know about my breakup. 1,127 more words

Plenty Of Fish