Joe Kelly has an interesting approach to his jokes. He throws a bunch out. Some of them hit, some of them don’t, but he never tries too hard. 146 more words
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I contradict myself a lot, most of the time because my opinions are extreme and change quickly.
When I was nine months pregnant you couldn’t force me to sit down, relax and enjoy the last few free hours I would have for twenty-five plus years, all I wanted to do was walk and jump and eat hot sauce and get my baby… 488 more words
I have really come to appriciate fruits and vegetables. Of course, as a dog, I prefer meat, but I’m not picky. I have learned the fine art of begging everytime my mistress is eating anything and of course if she is eating it, it must be good. 212 more words