So, I’ve #NEVER gotten into Oxygen’s “Bad Girl’s Club”, however, the fight seen round satellite tv has gauged my interest…. and the best part… there will be MORE fighting!

NATALIE VS. PORTIA

So…. Portia snuck Nat, but apparently it’s going down at the reunion. Nat’s gold digging ass reminds me of those big girls in school who talked a whole lot of shit and got their ass whipped by the smallest girl in the school… #ha

So I FINALLY watched the new season of Bad Girls Club. After 4 episodes aired I finally decided to Youtube it. I was a bit skeptical about watching it because from the previews I felt everyone was fake and playing it up for the camera. But my besties Lulu and Charles convinced me to watch it… I LOVE/HATE it. Here’s why…

Too much drama so early on over nothing. Seriously. All they do is yell over each other. And argue over NOTHING. I mean by now they couldn’t have been together more than a week and they already have had 2 fist fights. Hell next week is another one (which I’m actually looking forward to). I just think most of these ladies are extra sensitive and have to be heard. Now what do I think of each individual lady?

Kendra: I can’t stand her. PERIOD. To me she is purely a fake. Fake and a fame whore. She keeps going on and on about being on a line and being neutral. Stop lying your not neutral. Your on Natalie’s side period. All because you want to live that LA lifestyle. Easily influenced small town girl. Going to get swept up and look stupid later on. Only reason why you kept her around was because you want to meet “celebrities”. Yes in quotes because all I’ve seen is Miles from Moesha and I even that dude. Seriously though.. she punched you… you kept saying she’s gone… but then… you switch up on last second? Playing you like a PAWN. She tries to play like she’s equal, but she’s not. Then she just stood there and watched Natalie get into a fight with Portia. I mean you see the bitch snuffed her ass. Get your lame ass up and pull her off your so-called “friend”. That’s terms for cancellation of friendship or partnership in this case. I mean she even PUSHED them to the side as to not get hit. Kill yourself.

Natalie: Typical television LA girl. I went to school with LA girls and not all are like that. But any girl you see on TV that does a reality show and is from LA acts like her. As far as celebrity chasing. That’s how I see it. She sounds like a gold digger. Not a hustler. Hustler’s make their own money. Let’s get that term correct. I won’t say she’s fake because it seems that she acts like this all the time… Not switching sides or whatever. Not scheming. Just loud, obnoxious, overbearing and all about ME ME ME. I don’t hate her… but I don’t love her either. Just lay off talking about someone’s kid. There’s a line to be drawn.

P.S. Did you realize her boyfriend is Olamide from Imajin from back in 98-99. Seriously. You know I was in love with John Fitch. HAHA. (I put 2 and 2 together. Not many Olamide’s from LA… that sings)

Annie: I love Annie. Her quirkiness. Her neatness. Her style. It’s all so cute. I like how she’s like so open. Maybe I’ll hate her later because she said she is conniving and what not. But I love her whole persona. It reminds me of a character on a TV show or in a movie. Lol. She seems so naive, but not like Ailea. That bitch pissed me off.

Flo: OMG. I swear she’s the most sensitive one in the whole damn house. Little things tick her off. She reminds me of my mom. My mom gets mad at the STUPIDEST of things and makes it bigger than it needs to be. Yea the girls left you… seriously I would’ve been mad too, but not to THAT extent. Overdramatic. I still can’t wait til she pulls that chick by her hair and slams her down like a doll. That’s a wrestling move right there! Lol. It’s going to be GREAT!

Portia: Seriously I was diggin’ her. No issues… she seemed like a fair person. The argument with Natalie though. I think she was drunk. And the fight with Annie over the bed? Seriously? It’s a bed. Eh.But other than that…

Amber: She reminds me of a downgraded Boston. Lol. No seriously. She kind of looks like her. And gets all agitated like her for no reason. Always looking to start a fight somehow. Just looks like she’ll jump in just to jump in. She’s the one that’s going tofight with Flo. This will be interesting.

Kate: I think she’s in the wrong season. She should’ve been in Season 3 with the Ambers. They all would’ve made a perfect match. Maybe after she gets more comfortable there. She seems out of her element right now.

All in all. There the show is a love/hate… I think they need to listen to each other more instead of yell at each other because it’s too much tension for it to be a few days. I think all these petty arguments and fights are starting WAY too early. In the other seasons the tension and fights built up. These women came on here scrapping. You only met a few hours ago and you already starting!?!?! seriously. why you mad though? That house is too fucking big to always have that much drama.

ohk now Flo is kewl in my book sometime she can be like the mom of the house and then she’s the tough chick you just don’t mess with haha i know one thing for her to befriend Natalie after all the things she was saying is kind of funny…but hey that’s her…she know how to party and im pretty sure she can fight good too…i wonder if she’s going to get into it with anyone and actually put her hands on them…we never know lol

We all know that Natalie Nunn is the newest reality skank to hit the airwaves.  She’s the resident loudmouth on Bad Girl’s Club, she slept with Chris Brown post-Rihanna which is disturbing in itself (he denied it, smartest thing he’s done all year), and she claims to have “punked” Vanessa Simmons on twitter (how do you punk someone through the computer?).  I guess she really believes that she does run L.A., but from what I’ve seen the only thing she’s running is her mouth. 

Natalie Dumm...oops Nunn and her bulk weave

Apparently the Jay Leno look alike thinks that she’s a “star”, but she looks like just one  more attention whore to me.  Her whole swagger comes off as phony and overdone.  She has some color issues as she demonstrated on the show.  She claimed that she was Brazilian and Puerto Rican, and I might believe her if she didn’t have like 150 pounds of bad weave in her hair.  She was also taking shots at the other black girls in the house, calling them ghetto, and writing that one of them was “too black”. 

 Take my advice Natalie, the next time you go for the silky straight, get those edges laid down.

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Wow! Yesterday was the first time I witnessed the amazing-ness that is the Bad Girl’s Club. There is no pretense that these girls are going to be shown the way to goodness. No, some genius stared at his boss across the boardroom table and said, “I have an idea. Stick 7 horrible women together in a luxurious house. Give them all the supplies that they need: booze, food, and booze. Let them go anywhere in either a limo or an SUV. The only catch is that they can’t physically hurt each other.” That person needs a raise, because the idea is sheer perfection.

Well, I have to rank this show in some way. I could’ve rated them on most likely to throw a punch, but Natalie has already beaten me to it. So some of the women will be ranked on sheer awfulness. As of now, Amber Lynn, Kate Marie, Annie Anderson and Portia Beaman haven’t shown their evil side yet. This might change in upcoming episodes.

On a quick side note, I think this show is a prequel to Bridezillas.

3. Florina Kaja

Abandonment issues and plain-ass craziness is what this tough girl has to offer and I don’t want any of it.

2. Kendra James

She isn’t especially awful, but after admitting using Natalie for her connections, she shows that she has some character flaws. Also, hanging out with Natalie is just not a smart move.

1. Natalie Nunn

There has to be a word worse than manipulative, perhaps conniving. She is a wonderful evil package. Seeing her get beat up next week might be satisfying.

What to say? What to say? Well first of all I want to welcome myself back. I’ve slacked on Survivor, Amazing Race and Real Housewives of Orange County because I’ve been home and it seems like I can’t get any rest and this is supposed to be my vacation. Who does that? But I do have to say for RHOOC to be the original housewives, they are quite boring and I can’t wait for the New Jersey crew!

So…about these “Bad Girls”

Natalie has made a name for herself somehow in L.A. I guess she runs L.A. with her chin alone. That thing bothers me! I guess it bothers many people who use Twitter too because “Chin” buzzes on Tweetdeck every Tuesday.

Natalie, courtesy of Oxygen

Marcus T. Paulk aka Miles from the hit 90s show Moesha made a guest appearance on the show. He’s a good friend of Natalie and he’s crushing on Kendra (the girl from my home state who everyone now hates).

Well, in a nutshell Natalie punched Kendra and leaves the house for a night. And of course what happens? The girls talk sh*t about Natalie and they’re all big and bad when she’s gone. Kendra was in all the hooplah with them until Natalie comes back. Kendra gives her a second chance because she doesn’t want to lose her connections, a.k.a “Miles”.

Marcus T. Paulk a.k.a Miles from Moesha

This is all some bull if you ask me. What happened to “If you fight, you go home?” mess that Kendra was pushing the whole time. Amazing what a man will make a woman do. Now Kendra has succumb to being Natalie’s little bitch and she seems perfectly fine with that.

The other girls in the house are pretty much boring. Except Flo and her antics. And I have yet to figure out why Annie is in the house. It looks like next week will be my favorite episode because Portia kicks Natalie’s ass for talking about her daughter. I don’t like this season so far. It’s quite boring. I’ll take Tanisha, Neveen, “Boston” and Kayla any day over this mess. Well, we’ll see next week.

Now they go clubbing.
Somehow, I know this too will
end in violence.

Fellow blogger and twit friend Mizz Scoop and I were watching Bad Girls Club.

It’s a guilty pleasure, it’s like a car wreck you can’t look away from. Dunno.

So here’s a quick breakdown:

Annie is mental.

Natalie is too extra. Basic bitch 101.

Portia seems ok.

Kate seems, alright I guess.

Flo is a lil hot head but I dig her.

Amber needs a hot comb.

Kendra is cool too.

This is only the second episode so… We’ll see how this shapes up.

Somehow, I just know
that cleaning up the house will
end in violence.

UUHHHH she would mess up a good show, with Natalie on the Bad Girls Club [who is the same girl who tried to clam Chris Brown wanted to marry her SMH]this season there’s going to be a WHOLE lot more drama going one then need be but hell if i care it makes a good show LOL. Anywho heres a clip of the girls on Trya, and all i gotta say is its a damn shame when u gotta be in a different room cause you run your mouth too damn much.

Last night marked the premiere of the fourth season of Oxygen’s ‘Bad Girls Club.’ According to Oxygen,”Bad Girls Club brings seven self-proclaimed “bad girls” together in a beautiful Los Angeles mansion, and drama reigns supreme. All the girls have a unique story, point of view and attitude — as well as some kind of personal issue that makes them far from perfect. Will living together help them move forward and turn their lives around — or will chaos rule?”

Lines were drawn and sides where taken. The first episode of this season of Bad Girls Club has to be the most intense compared to the first episodes of previous seasons. Screaming, arguing, and hair-pulling was at an ultimate high within the first 15 minutes of the show! These ladies definitely need some lessons in class, but it is oh so entertaining. I have an idea who my favs are gonna to be just by watching the first episode, whose corner are you in?? Let us know!

These are the girls’ bios that I’ve borrowed from Oxygen’s web site. Take a look!

Natalie: A spunky self-proclaimed socialite, Natalie enjoys cruising in her sugar daddies’ expensive cars and painting the town red with her cool celebrity friends. With a degree in Sociology, Natalie operates her ownfashion boutique in Northern California. This flamboyant rebel proclaims to “run LA.

Kate: As the daughter of a prominent former politician in Gloucester, MA, Kate grew accustomed to life in the spotlight. Pursuing her degree at Boston College, Kate has traded in her small town ways to live life in the fast lane. This spoiled school girl is making sure all eyes are on her whatever it takes.

Flo: With her tough talking, “born to be bad” style, this bisexual party girl refuses to be the Albanian Muslim ideal of a passive, obedient female her family would hope for. Staten-Island girl Florina always encourages women to stand up for themselves and is prepared to fight for the underdog at the drop of a hat.

Kendra: Kendra’s a boy crazy, rule breaking opposite of her perfect and obedient twin sister. She’s also a pretty pageant girl from Charlotte, NC, pursuing a degree in political science.

Annie: Her sweet innocent demeanor is a cover for her bad behavior. A true Jekyll and Hyde character from Valencia, CA, Annie works as a phone sex operator at night while pursuing her MBA in marketing in the day. She’s a control freak with a life goal of bodily perfection.

Amber: A true rags-to-riches story, Amber is a beer drinking girl next door from Morgantown, WV, who aspires to be a personal trainer. Known as “the backstabber,” Amber’s scheming nature makes her a pro at pulling sneaky pranks.

Portia: Sugar and spice epitomized, Portia’s notable characteristics include vindictive behavior, a sharp tongue and a “try anything once” mentality. Urban living and a painful adolescence in Columbia, MO toughened Portia’s skin.

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Girls behaving badly make for great TV and Oxygen has scored the biggest coup with The Bad Girls Club. This particular train wreck — which gives the network some of its highest ratings — brings together seven ladies with some sort of issues that they need work out. Said issues tend revolve around promiscuity, drug and alcohol abuse, and an incessant need to fight.

Hitting is a no-no in the girls’ swanky L.A. mansion and whoever takes a swipe first in an altercation is immediately ousted from the house. The show ends up regularly rotating its cast of characters thanks to the swing-happy household.

With all the strong personalities, “I do whatever I want” mantras and tough-girl attitudes that require proving, it’s inevitable that a few fists will fly during the fourth season of Bad Girls Club. The real question is when. Will the fights start on the first episode, which premieres on 12/1? 60% of voting Predicto Mobile members say yes!

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We are anxiously awaiting what we expect to be the greatest time this December and we don’t mean Christmas!

We can’t wait for Bad Girls Club 4 to debut on December 1st, and we expect this season to be better than ever!

“Bad never looked so good on Oxygen with the fourth season of the hit reality series from the producers of The Real World. This season takes bad behavior to the next level with a cast of young women who are independent, spirited, and endlessly entertaining.

Bad Girls Club brings seven self-proclaimed “bad girls” together in a beautiful Los Angeles mansion, and drama reigns supreme. All the girls have a unique story, point of view and attitude — as well as some kind of personal issue that makes them far from perfect. Will living together help them move forward and turn their lives around — or will chaos rule? (Oxygen)”

Why do we like Bad Girls Club?

We know it’s not something to brag about, but we fell in love as soon as we saw this clip of Ripsi from Season 1!

What are our visions for Season 4?

We consulted the heavens and they confirmed the obvious!

This season will be full of hype and another a hit for oxygen! It’s about “hot girls”; sex; and money, money, money. Oxygen wants to make bank this year and will definitely profit from the twenty-something and younger age group by turning up the show quite a few notches.

I see Season 4’s supporters being more of the appalled and intrigued viewer who can’t stop watching.  I see fans getting “turned off” and they may feel reluctant in embracing this season’s girls and their drama–it’s possible they may be TOO bad to be likable but we don’t think fans will tune in any less!

Season 4 will most likely be the guiltiest pleasure yet and it will be VERY intense with sex and partying more of a highlight than before as well as jealousy, and power struggle–prepare for a lot more “fun” this season–I also see a powerful ending in store, like last year!

Tune in to Bad Girls Club 4 on Dec 1st, we know we will!

Apparently, some new chick on Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club 4 claims Chris Breezy wants her. From what I’ve read, her name is Natalie Nunn. In the video, she states that she wants to go to his studio.

She also says, “…Chris Brown’s waiting for me … [mumble] on Willowburg and Hollywood. [expletive] You’re wack. He’s waiting for me at the studio. You’re the one like ‘He beats women.’ He doesn’t beat me. He might beat Rihanna. He ain’t gonna beat a bad girl, though.”

Here’s the video.

Breezy made a few statements about what was said via his Twitter account @MechanicalDummy.

@MechanicalDummy: WTF!!!! WHAT MOON WAS THIS GIRL ON WHEN SHE THOUGHT OF THIS OUTRAGEOUS LIE>SHE ON TMZ TRYNA MAKE A NAME FOR HERSELF.I DONT KNOW YOU.

@MechanicalDummy: I TOOK A PICTURE WITH THIS GIRL AT ME A POLOWS SKATE PARTY AND SHE RAN WITH THE STORY. SHE’S T’D (TIRED)

@MechanicalDummy: I GOTTA LIMIT WHO I TAKE PHOTOS WIT NOW… some people have motives that aren’t positive.

Apparently, he didn’t appreciate this “bad girl” using his name to try and get something started.

On another note, I am kind of looking forward to this new season of Bad Girls Club. Last season was by far the best, though.

LMFAOOO i swear i laugh, i cry, then i cant breath OMG like i said i’m not even going to go in on this girl lol. a few moments ago i posted a link to a video about Natalie from Bad Girls Club saying that Chris Brown wanted to marry her, and just as i thought its NOT true. Just a few seconds ago Chris Brown Tweeted this on the subject “WTF!!!! WHAT MOON WAS THIS GIRL ON WHEN SHE THOUGHT OF THIS OUTRAGEOUS LIE>SHE ON TMZ TRYNA MAKE A NAME FOR HERSELF.I DONT KNOW YOU” “I TOOK A PICTURE WITH THIS GIRL AT ME A POLOWS SKATE PARTY AND SHE RAN WITH THE STORY. SHE’S T’D (TIRED)” yea i must say he said it all LOL moving on she’s a dumb ass that was put on blast and i must say i love it  haha

Via Chris Browns Twitter

Personally I’m not surprised but TMZ has gotten a video of Natalie from the Bad Girls Club saying that Chris Brown was going to marry her [which can also be seen here] and that he may beat Rihanna but he wont beat a “Bad Girl” WOMP. Yea I’m not even going to go in on this girl cause if I find out that she’s telling the truth I will through up. How Chris Brown could ever go from Rihanna to THAT I will never know. Let be real people he’s not THAT damn lonely.

View full size here. Stay tuned for tomorrows Twitpic of the day.

Laura Said Something Cute #2

I guess someone broke Tyra’s Bankable Vault this week.  Whichever model did that, please step up now so we can be BFFs forever.

Benny Ninja (who didn’t do anything Benny Ninja-ish since his first appearance on this show) co-taught the dancing teach this week with Lil’ Mama, who is about as funny as Hamlet. For those of you not in the know, Lil’ Mama is best known not for her rapping career, her ridiculous outfits or America’s Best Dance Crew (ABDC) but for interrupting Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’s “Empire State of Mind” at the KanyeVMAs.

This was a re-interpretation of her opening speech:   “Dance is all about expressing yourself using your body.  As a top model, you can’t always rely on your face.”  Very much like this segment is a re-interpretation of Britain’s Next Top Model’s Miss Sixty dance sequence (right down to the pointlessness, minus the Miss Sixty). You stay original, Lil’ Mama.

I think this is a reality show and if you are treating this seriously, you need to get off the CW for life.

See?  Even the contestants aren’t taking this show seriously.  Why are you?

Another note for Lil’ Mama: stop creaming your panties over the JabbawockeeZ. (They were on America’s Got Talent twice before Nick Cannon ruined it, won the first season of ABDC, in a Gatorade commercial, on Dancing with the Stars this week…unlike Lil’ Mama, who was at home.)

Sure, ANTM contestants will never be the JabbawockeeZ.  But that doesn’t mean they have to be judged like ABDC contestants.

In summary: Lil’ Mama, stop subconsciously wanting a penis so you can join the Jabbawockeez on tour, not judge ABDC again and so people won’t look at you funny when you crash another Jay-Z set.

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Needs more Tanisha.

Better.

(I actually wanted the sous chefs from Hell’s Kitchen banging pots and pans in the early morning, but those scenes are hard to obtain unless you sit through several hours of footage of Hell’s Kitchen on Hulu.)

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After following Jay’s TSA regulations (“No aerosols, no liquids [um…aerosol sprays usually contain liquids], no sharp objects”) the girls fly to Las Vegas without a stop in Dubai to get a massage or with “Walking on a Dream” by Empire of the Sun playing in the background.

Supposedly this is Mystère, the oldest Cirque de Soleil show in Vegas.  I don’t think Mystere is about Jay pretending to be a pimp with a humongous snail.

And even Jay can’t pull off the “pimp” part of “pimp” right.

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Laura Says Something Cute #3

And what creature would that be?

Oh, I see.  If you can do that in front of [pick one: Jay Manuel/J. Alexander/Nigel Barker/Tyra Banks] I’ll also be your BFF forever.

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Lady Palaptine’s back!  The last time we saw her she vaporized Lauren Brie with her lightning bolts. This time, she wants to…vaporize Studio Audience Ashley™ and be a country singer.

Either that or she’s Darth Pepper, leader of the Intergalactic Lonely Hearts Club Band/murderer.  Too bad she brought the ANTM’s universe’s equivalent of Yoda with her.

Count Barker is not amused.

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This recap is dedicated to Nikeysha.

For obvious reasons.