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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like “Terrible Movie Never Triumphs”.

In fact, this movie is so bad, I’m just going to make this post consist entirely of alternative titles (some are courtesy of my friend, Ace. 73 more words

Bad Movie

Patron Movie Review: The Double

Movie: The Double

Where is it: Hot DVDs

The Verdict: Movie was Dreadful, Depressing, Dark and Doubly horrible from the opening scene to the 10 long, miserable minutes I watched it. 52 more words

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Oasis of the Zombies (1981)

Jesus Franco was a director with a reputation. Unlike Lucio Fulci, he wasn’t tempermental. Opposite of Bruno Mattei, he didn’t make movies to entertain audiences. Hie early films featuring the likes of Klaus Kinski, and Jack Palance would have you believe that there was potential talent and one who could find beauty in horror. 922 more words

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Kitschy Dream Film

I dreamt that I was witnessing a terrible film this afternoon. It involved a middle aged man with blond hair, watching as his wife had sex with another man, before they killed themselves. 145 more words

The Creative Process

Orca the Killer Whale!

Plot from IMDB:

A hunter squares off against a killer whale seeking vengeance for the death of its mate.

How accurate is it?

Pretty accurate. It’s a bit of a Jaws rip off, a bit of a retelling of Moby Dick, a bit of an environmentalist propaganda movie, and a whole lot boring exposition and ruminations on whale psychology. 873 more words

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Tanner Reviews As Above, So Below (9/7/2014)

I do not know when Hollywood is going to learn that Found Footage movies just do not work out. I can understand that they are really easy to make but even the best movies of the genre are usually panned by many critics. 864 more words

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