Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like “Terrible Movie Never Triumphs”.
In fact, this movie is so bad, I’m just going to make this post consist entirely of alternative titles (some are courtesy of my friend, Ace. 73 more words
Jesus Franco was a director with a reputation. Unlike Lucio Fulci, he wasn’t tempermental. Opposite of Bruno Mattei, he didn’t make movies to entertain audiences. Hie early films featuring the likes of Klaus Kinski, and Jack Palance would have you believe that there was potential talent and one who could find beauty in horror. 922 more words
Today I review one of the worst movies ever made. ‘Nuff said.
Full review here:
A hunter squares off against a killer whale seeking vengeance for the death of its mate.
Pretty accurate. It’s a bit of a Jaws rip off, a bit of a retelling of Moby Dick, a bit of an environmentalist propaganda movie, and a whole lot boring exposition and ruminations on whale psychology. 873 more words