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How to write a terrible sex scene

There are valid reasons for writing terrible sex scenes. To show that characters aren’t right for one another, or because it’s funny. Or you could take these tips for writing bad sex as a DON’T list for good sex scenes. 886 more words

Writing

Bad Sex (Totally Safe For Work)

Time and circumstance gave them permission. His knock on her door. Her greeting with a smile. All they needed was a synthesized soundtrack with a lot of repetitive chord progressions. 164 more words

Fiction

You know the sex is bad when...

Sometimes sex just isn’t’ as glamorous or as easy as the movies make it out to be.  Especially when you are a naturally awkward person like me who can trip over on flat surfaces,  it can get you into some hilariously awkward situations. 691 more words

Nonsense Unicorn

Mr Rabbit

One thing you need to remember about the internet, is that people have much more bravado than they do in real life; and you can’t hear what they sound like (unless they have a video, of course); and you can’t see their mannerisms (again, unless they have a video). 563 more words

Sex

Dubious awards

The season for “best of” book lists is upon us.

Goodreads has their Choice Awards contest going and is already into the semi-final round of reader voting. 269 more words

Awards

A Bad (Holiday) Romance

I have previously talk about how naive and awkward I am when it comes to romance. When I was 22 I unwittingly added being an asshole to my list. 906 more words

Romance

The Disappointment

Now why am I disappointed?

I’ve never been with a Hungarian man.

According to THIS article, Hungarian men has the largest ding-dong in all of Europe.. 1,252 more words

Casual Sex