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50 Shades of Poo: How to Write a Best-Seller for the Modern American Woman.

So I decided that ethics and convictions are overrated and I just want to be fucking rich. Like Scrooge McDuck rolling in piles of gold rich. 460 more words


And Then There Were A . . . Couple?

ATTENTION GRAMMAR NAZIES: This is a freewriting exercise. As such, there will be errors. Please get over yourselves and drink a coke.

There is this thing that often happens to me. 125 more words


2am, tired, and ranting; Do you really want to read?

        I have decided to break my writer’s block I need to write a free write. I know it will be bad. Free writes are usually bad. 474 more words

This is pretty good

“Been getting a lot of asks for writing advice this tour. My response is always: read a lot; write a lot; enjoy both; allow both to be bad.”

—Jeffrey Cranor (@happierman) July 23, 2014

Quid Pro Quo?

Of the many milestones in the life of every novel, short story, or poem, one of the most crucial is the first time a writer allows his or her infant yet already beloved work to be viewed by others. 674 more words


Miss Ngama wants to run away with me

We met through work email, and I’m falling for her.

Hello Dear,

I am Miss Ngama. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria. I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N.

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Bad Writing

Why I Write

I write because for a very long time I was sad and didn’t know how to express it.

I write because I thought I was worthless and useless and stupid and ugly. 318 more words

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