Two hedgehogs at the side of the road,
One called Dave, the other, Deborah,
One asked if they should cross and the other,
Said ‘Not after what happened to the zebra!’
5 days, 13 hours
Light travels faster than sound,
A proven theory none can tweak,
Hence my brother appears quite bright,
Until you hear him speak…
Poets, pen-pushers, playwrights,
For us, getting served is hard,
Even dear old Shakespeare was
Often told he was bard.
When it comes to providing anything,
I will never ever be outdone,
Someone asked me for a double entendre,
So naturally, I gave them one.
“NO!” He woke with a start, woke
But did not wake, slept but did not
Sleep; he was between dreaming and
Waking yet keenly aware that neither… 247 more words
I built a wardrobe,
Hooray for me!
Robots will one day replace soldiers?
Stop this madness at once, I beg!
I mean, seriously, who is going to
Dip a robot in their egg?
2 weeks, 4 days