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Winter's Morning

Winter’s Morning


The frost of the Mӕtelmesburg,

Herald’s winter’s reign,

The icy grip of a mad god,

The rime of his domain,

Settles on the ley, 132 more words


OI! Bald = Old Right?

So does going bald mean you look old?

Something that bothered me greatly when i first started to notice my baldness creeping in was the idea that i was going to look old. 521 more words


OI! Balding Sucks!!!!

OI! Baldy,

Before we start the handsome fellow below is me, i am mid twenties and bald. Look at that smile on my face, that’s genuine. 427 more words


OI! So your going bald? Get over it!

Oi Baldy welcome to my blog!

Going Bald can really suck nuts or at least we think it does, being Bald is better than you think… 172 more words


Silly Poem #151 for Al Forbes and Paul F. Lenzi

My wife has up and left me,

She just couldn’t understand how,

I had developed a fetish for touching pasta,

I am feeling cannelloni right now…


Silly Poem #150

Disorientated early this morning,

When it was still too dark to see,

I couldn’t recall which side the sun rose on,

But then it dawned on me…



Silly Poem #147

When Charles Dickens walked in to the pub,

The barman saw an opportunity not to be missed,

As the writer asked for a Martini, the server

Asked, straight-faced: “Olive or twist?”