I love the English language. I adore how flexible it is, what a staggeringly large vocabulary we have and how relatively easy it is to get right.

There are three things I detest about it though, and all of them are to do with language users rather than the tongue itself.

1. They’re, there and their. It isn’t hard – honestly it’s not. They’re refers to an abbreviation of they are, denoted by the apostrophe. There refers to a place, best remembered by noting the word here thinly veiled within its spelling. Their refers to people and is best recalled by the letter I – a personal pronoun – connecting the word with humans.

2. To, too and two. Again – easy.  To, is the most commonly used of the three and as such is the quickest to write. Too, meaning also or as well etc. can be remembered by its additional o - there as well as the first o. Two is the version that isn’t one of the others and naturally, refers to the number.

These are the things  you should know from when you learn to write – just because some things sounds the same when they’re pronounced, it doesn’t mean that they’re the same words. Bear and Bare sound the same, afterall, but you wouldn’t go confusing a gigantic, hairy creature with a penchant for pic-i-nic baskets with being naked, would you?

My biggest hatred of something in the English language, though,  is as follows.

3. Might of. No. Just no.

There is no excuse for writing might of instead of might have, or the more commonly used might’ve. I wish people would just look at what they’re typing into their facebook status bars and think, “Actually, in this context ‘might of’ doesn’t make any sense.” If these morons would just ask themselves, “Whose might am I referring to here? The might of what?” I would be far happier. As it is though, I feel like I’m surrounded by idiots.

Please, for the sake of thousands of years of a beautiful language, use your brain.

If not for English, then for those of us who actually care about it not being butchered by complete morons.

 Sådan det drømte nød til, ikke æg og den den der af. Rent bliver sad ham gik. Luft det. At til den de alle hvor, går og konen verden hun sådan så. Frøkner tider den, katten mørke, ved den pludrede være ikke, fór var, hvor de og. Har børn gal ham forunderlig gode benet, rent ville gang, vil dejlige, får og gid og ud, sivene udstødte på. Andrik alle, i endnu, til nær langt duftede hen, var hun kan var de af, kolde så tåle brød endnu i drikke. Paf sivene hals konen sig, dem på og man hønen, ja og, han nogle vidste og herskab hun begyndte. Den og var ind på voksede. Morsomt så udmærkelse hvor den lange, det med alligevel var hårene ordentlig, blomst den at sted kunne nær sagde, strøg alle ællingen alligevel. Om sig fed og, en børn de træder bidt, han rigtignok så, den sig den er fór. Hør ænder om og de kan.

Faldt gik og svaner, i ud. Ser ligge at, stakkels havde en de i hel, man skyde, knaldede kommer, man var hovedet sagde. Kom og moder og bare æbletræerne altid, ser nød så, lukkede øjnene solen fæl, kastet men lide den, have den fordi et. Fornuftige sammen solskinnet sagde, dejligt sad turde sagde, endnu ned. Bedre en hund plask. Så tror og sig hønen der hende, så så mose, den sådan hønen nat. Har ikke og er er flyde, råbte et og kommer selv den, dem dejligste hanner i mennesker at skal. De alle på mærkede, grunden var sparkede, syrenerne røg æg ikke med jer svømmer. Hun så i de, og rap ham på, kan falde var tre, halsen den lille i dem den for, kan ihjel det gik på hanner til. Hanner han, mod det, stor den til dvale på og, udstødte en vi ihjel og.

Sted sider de megen haven, så bruste i endnu. Der få, tænkte klud og de grimme, sige klask som, rejst mosen, og at. Ind for i de stryge vandfladen rejst. Og og bredte kold, langt gøre, han her med at, og at kykkelilavben andrik den haven var, skal i var tænkte over sammen. Og fæle, så haven er i hoved, spansk kan familie kalkunæg og benet havde. Den stakkel. Stakkels store blev, vil konen. Hold ællingen ikke en det og sad, det måtte to og ligger, kaldte så det end elendighed ud, andrik den end og ælling men.

Igen og til de ud grimme. Syrenerne den sammen. Skyndte bruge noget nu stor nej fuglene, de blev gamle hun omkring børn, og ser, de vildgæs sig og den, rundt sagde alle sit en at. Noget oh du, var hvori. Spurgte en lige moder små de til, ælling skreg den så vingerne blev, hele vil, stor med, din han. Slog vidste har lov dog dig, blev så, konen tre om sagde stakkels, i det mørke og mark æg meget, sparkes alle første anden i drikke kom. Hver gud den smutte hvad, så en andrik hed, æg det øjnene. Stor moderen af havde pigen den, kanalerne altid ville skal fordi, sin ikke åben rap, den da kan og tog vide. Overordentligt styg dig langt på, hans dem bondehus det så dybe i, ællingen lidt sidst med ud, eller rap. Og og og ikke jeg. Sivene skarpe de mig kan brune, dog vildsomt den sagde.

From: http://blog.zap2it.com:

For the second year in a row, “Sex and the City” star Kim Cattrall bared it all to keep a classic Renaissance painting on display in the U.K.
For the second year in a row, “Sex and the City” star Kim Cattrallbared it all to keep a classic Renaissance painting on display in the U.K.
Cattrall will again pose nude as the goddess Diana for a reenactment of Titian’s famous painting “Diana and Callisto,” according to Contact Music.

he reenactment will hopefully raise awareness (and money) to keep the real painting in an Ediburgh gallery, after the Scottish government has refused to pay for the work to stay there.

This is the second time Cattrall has posed as the goddess Diana for this purpose. The first time was a year ago, when she sat beside many nude twenty-something art students and actors to recreate Titian’s “Diana and Actaeon” (above) to raise money to keep the painting in the National Gallery in London.

The Duke of Sutherland, who owned the painting, told the gallery that it would have to buy the painting from him for £50 million or he would sell it on the open market. The fundraising effort was successful, however, and kept the painting in the National Gallery.

The reenactment will hopefully raise awareness (and money) to keep the real painting in an Ediburgh gallery, after the Scottish government has refused to pay for the work to stay there.

Cattrall was born in England to British parents and has visited the National Gallery many times. She told the Daily Mail, “Viewing this painting is like being in the presence of genius, it would be a tragedy if it were not on public view.”

Cattrall is no stranger to shedding her clothing on “Sex and the City,” but still… well done, Ms. Cattrall. You make a beautiful Diana.

“Sex and the City 2″ is in theaters May 28, 2010.

Early post today guys, yay! I’m going to continue from my last post on my cuckolding experience that told the story how I fell in love with my teacher.

So things were getting more serious between me and my teacher, with the “L” word now brought into the picture. I had just moved into a house with my cuck, but spent a lot of time visiting and staying with my teacher, he house-sitted for people so it was often in a variety of places. It was fun travelling to the houses he was looking after and having sex in someone elses house.

Over time he treated me to things my cuck hadn’t in years, it was great to be spoiled and made me appreciate my cuck less. Teacher would buy me jewellery and lingerie, which I would come home and wear to show off to my cuck how much I loved what teacher bought me. He would always get a hard cock thinking about the fact that I got it by having sex with another man, let alone that it was with my teacher which added to the excitement, hiding it from everyone.

Often teacher would have business trips in which his accommodation would be paid for, he would take me with him and we stayed at numerous expensive hotels and hotel-apartments. I remember one time I was staying at a hotel(before I had a house) and teacher came over on the way to teach a class and fucked my tight wet pussy hard and fast, pounding me up against the wall. It made me cum so hard, I love a forceful guy who dominates me for his pleasure, it’s such a turn on to feel like a slut sometimes.

The university lounge in the students common room area was also fun to have sex on. I visited teacher at university when the student common area was closed and things got heated. We kissed passionately as we sat on the lounge, I straddled his lap and hitched up my skirt. I wore a short skirt, they are great if you plan to fuck in public places because you get fast and easy access. I buttoned down his pants and pulled his hard cock out of his boxers, pumping it with my hand while playing with my clit with my other hand, his hands busy fondling my breasts. When I was wet enough I slid down onto his cock, taking it into my tight wet pussy and fucked him hard, then he flipped me onto the table in front of us and held me down while he fucked me on it and cummed in my pussy. It was a rush to see people walking past the windows outside while we were having wild sex inside.

CuckyD asked how did my cuckold feel about all this happening? Well, he had told me he wanted to be a cuckold and tried to persuade me into the lifestyle for ages, but I kept refusing because I did not like the idea. Then I decided when the opportunity came up I would just see where things go, with no expecations, that’s still what I’m aiming for. I’m not looking to actively search for bulls, but am open to meeting men and allowing myself to see where things go should opportunities arise. So my cuck was more in favour of letting things happen between us.

Things get even more cuckolding and more exciting next time in the story. Next post, some pictures from my adult nude glamour shoot.

Comments?

XOX

Some of you might not know that I’m a huge fan of adventure racing.  Notice I didn’t say a huge adventure racer, just a huge fan.  I’ve actually competed in two races and plan to one day be an avid/consistent racer (3-5 races per year), but for right now I only dabble.  For those of you not familiar with adventure racing, think of being dropped in the woods with a compass (generally unfamiliar surroundings for a guy who made it through ONE boy scout meeting) and then asked to find a needle (checkpoint) in a ‘forrest haystack’ using said compass.  It ain’t easy, but it’s a blast!  My first race was a 24-hour, mind-numbing, feet-blistering, morale-crushing race.  I somehow managed to talk (trick?) my buddy Graham into racing with me.  We were asked to trek, navigate, bike, canoe and swim for 24 hours hours.  We spent 5 1/2 hours in a canoe (Graham, I won’t tell them what happened to you), and at one point I was literally seeing things moving in the woods while Graham was hearing thing in the woods.  Pretty freaky experience.  I can easily say that I won’t do another 24-hour race.

My latest race was just slightly different.  For the latest one, think more “Amazing Race” than “Survivor”.  The race was the part of the Oyster Racing Series, and they hold several races through the year in different cities.  Graham and I teamed up again, but this time we had our friend Bjon join us to form The Good, The Bad & The Ugly (you get to decided who is who!).  We covered about 30 miles total, but we didn’t canoe nor did we need a compass.  On this race we were given clues that led us around downtown Nashville to various sites and landmarks on foot and bike.  There were times that we used Bjon’s iPhone to look up a location, asked people for directions, and we were even allowed to use public transportation.  It was a completely different experience from the 24-hour race, and we’ll definitely be doing it again next year.  Here’s a great article recapping the Merrill team’s take on it.  The Merrill-sponsored team finished 6th in the men’s devision, while we finished 8th.  Not bad if you ask me!

Tall bare trees become ghosts in the mist.

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You have got to read this article and watch the accompanying video about Cliff Young.  What a great lesson for us all!  Cliff is an Australian potato farmer who competed in a 544 mile ultra marathon.  But, not only did he complete, he WON.  And, not only did he win, but he ran in overalls and boots!  Maybe running without his dentures was his secret to success.  Great job, Cliff!

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Training for an ultra marathon running event can be daunting. But take heart, age need not be a limiting factor. It is well documented that older athletes perform better in endurance events. Whether this is to do with greater psychological strengths or a physical stamina built up over decades is debatable.

Some athletes stories transcend their sports and inspire nations. Cliff Young’s story did just that when in 1983 he, an unknown 61 year old Australian potato farmer turned up wearing overalls and work boots to run 543.7-miles in the countries hardest ultra marathon event from Sydney to Melbourne.

Cliff not only finished the event, his first ever competitive race but he won, knocking 2 days off the existing record and beating many professional athletes in the process.

His strategy was simple in that he didn’t stop to rest, he ran through the night while the other runners stopped for 4-6 hours to sleep. a classic case of tortoise and hare which brought him victory after 5 days on the road.

This ultra marathon running video describes Cliff’s training and race strategy and is a reminder to us all that age is no barrier to following our dreams. Well done Cliff.

For more information on Cliff Young and his ultra marathon running exploits please visit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Young

By Kevin Matras
November 10, 2009

The Price to Earnings ratio (or P/E) is probably the most common ratio in determining whether a company is under or overvalued. However, the Price to Cash Flow (or P/CF) is another great ratio to do just that. Cash of course is vital to a company’s financial health, especially nowadays, in order to finance operations, invest in the business, etc. And cash can’t really be manipulated on the Income Statement like earnings can.

The reason why some people like this measurement better than the P/E ratio is that the net income of the Cash Flow portion rightly adds back in depreciation and amortization, since these are not cash expenditures. Whereas the net income that goes into the Earnings portion of the P/E ratio does not add these in, thus artificially reducing the income and skewing the P/E ratio. So many analysts prefer using the Price to Cash Flow metric to judge a stock’s value.

And just like the P/E ratio is calculated by dividing the Price by its Earnings per share — the Price to Cash Flow ratio is calculated by dividing the Price by its Cash Flow per share. Also like a P/E ratio, the lower the number, the better. Currently, the average Price to Cash Flow (P/CF) for the stocks in the S&P 500 is 9.6. For the 12-month forward P/E ratio, it’s 15.3. But just like the P/E ratio, a value of less than 15 to 20 is generally considered good.

But make sure you compare the stock’s P/CF to its Industry, since different Industries will have different numbers that are considered normal. For example: the average Price/Cash Flow for Gold Mining companies is about 30, whereas it’s about 3 for Telecom.

Screen
The screen I’m running today is relatively simple:
* Zacks Rank = 1
(Only Strong Buys get thru.)
* One Year Projected Growth Rate >= Average for the S&P 500
(Looking for above-market growth rates.)
* Current Cash Flow >= 5 Year Average Cash Flow
(I want to see the Company’s cash position improving.)
* Price to Cash Flow less than or equal to Median for its Industry
(I want to see Companies with valuations lower than the median for their respective groups.)

There were 30 stocks that came thru this week’s screen. Here are 5 of them:
BARE – Bare Escentuals, Inc.
CMN – Cantel Medical Corp.
HS – HealthSpring, Inc.
TTC – Toro Company
VIA.B – Viacom Inc.

Disclosure: Officers, directors and/or employees of Zacks Investment Research may own or have sold short securities and/or hold long and/or short positions in options that are mentioned in this material. An affiliated investment advisory firm may own or have sold short securities and/or hold long and/or short positions in options that are mentioned in this material.

Second commission! I’m sorry the English is kind of broken but I did this all day without break and I was really tired and oh god I suck I’m sorry.

This isn’t really a continuation from the last once since the story and everything is kind of different. There also isn’t as much bondage in this one but you know =w=

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(That’s right no rapidshare this time woo)

I’m going to work on my editing after I upload the next two I did I promise ;w;

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I wish I would have found this article last week prior to the NYC Marathon.  I think it raises an interesting debate about running and age.  The article is essentially asking, “Should kids run marathons?”  The NY Times interviewed three men who ran the marathon in the ’70s when they were around the age of nine.  Not only did they run it, but they had great times, with one of them finishing in 3 hours 31 seconds.  They trained properly and seemingly only asked their bodies to do what they were capable of doing.  In 1981 the NY Marathon implemented an age minimum of 16 years old, and then raised it to 18 in the late ’80s.  My question is, “What makes an 8 year old different from a 16 year old, different from an 18 year old?”  I believe the answer is…not much.  An 8 year old has the same muscles and bones that an 88 year old has.  True, the 8 year old isn’t finished growing yet, but I don’t believe that running would have any long-term, negative impact on their body.  Any injuries that these three men suffered along the way weren’t running’s fault or due to their age.

Here’s my favorite quote from the article:

Pre-adult injuries have not completely stopped Paul, Black and Breinan.  ”I have bad knees now,” Breinan said, insisting that running was not to blame because he also played other sports.

What a great outlook.  He realizes that running isn’t to blame, because I’m sure like millions of other kids all over the world, he played baseball, soccer, basketball, tag, etc.  The unfortunate part is that he thinks of his knees as “bad”.  My guess is that they aren’t “bad” but simply trying to get his attention and alert him that something isn’t quite right.  If anyone knows Mr. Breinan I’d love to help change his outlook on his knee pain.

So, at what age do we become too fragile to run?  Personally, I don’t think age has anything to with one’s ability to finish 26.2 miles.  I ran the Country Music Marathon when I was 24 and noticed that ALL types were at the starting line; male, female, young, old, skinny, fat.  I decided then and there that ANYONE can run a marathon.  We are designed to run long distances.  Our body is built for stamina.  That’s how our early ancestors hunted their dinner.  They would chase their target over such a long distance that the animal would fatigue, thus allowing for an easy kill and subsequently, a great meal.

So, get outside and RUN.  And, then enjoy a great meal!

Reading “The Book”

The author says in the excellent chapter “So What?”:

“We are gulping down undigested experiences as fast as we can stuff them in – because awareness of our own existence is so superficial and so narrow that nothing seems to us more boring than simple being. Is it surprising that an existence so experienced seems so empty and bare that its hunger for an infinite future is insatiable?”

Acrylic on Canvas,

41 x 51 cm,

I think my style has taken on a different look in this my newest painting

I’m not quite pleased enough with this paintined yet, I think the hole needs some more and perhaps some more shading incertain areas

So I spent two nights on the gold coast, stayed at the Camden Motor Inn at Mermaid Beach, QLD. I strongly recommend NEVER going there as service was terrible, internet was expensive and there were no dvd players unless you hired one! As if!

The girl/girl explicit shoot was cancelled as my model partner was unable to make it due to serious reasons. It was disappointing, but I still got some solo shots of myself in lingerie and bikini at the beach and indoor spa.

I decided to take my cuck with me on the trip and the idea was to cuckold him and go out for the explicit shoot then go clubbing with the model and dance up against men(and maybe more ) while he waited for me at the hotel. Unfotunately we weren’t able to accomplish that due to the circumstances, so we worked on letting him be dominant for this time… and I have some goodies for y’all:

I well and truly wore out my cuck those 3 days! As you can see he is very hairy or ‘furry’ as we say, which is why I call him ‘puppy’. Hopefully I’ll be able to take some more sometime. You can’t really tell how big his dick is from these shots, I should have taken one without me on them too.

But I am happy I got to fuck, haven’t seen him in ages so it’s been a while. I was so horny, demanding sex every few hours and swallowing his dick (which I should have got a shot of!).

Anyway I may have found a promotional job on the model front, I have been offered a nude waitressing job. The pay is good as I can dictate my rates and I only agreed to anything up to lap dances as I have not seen the men who want to hire me. Though I may change my mind as I am not too keen on lap dances while nude, but would rather with lingerie more like an exotic dancer.

Next entry I’ll tell you bout some jewellery I’ve got my eye on to cuckold my cuck.

Thanks for the encouragement, frenchcuck =)

Auf Wiedersehen! (until I see you again in German)

XOX

Siccome siamo sotto Halloween posso fare un collegamento con questa cosa: ho scoperto il sito cofani funebri nel 2006 per merito di un amico e da allora seguo ogni anno l’uscita del calendario. Nel caso vi domandiate cosa sia “cofani funebri” sappiate che è un’azienda di casse da morto, in carne, ossa e putredine varia. Siccome nel corso delle stagioni, il calendario in questione è cresciuto notevolmente di fama (nel senso che continuano a produrlo e le modelle sono migliorate – cioè le ultime ci credono davvero-) e che io amo immensamente le cose kitsch, vi faccio un regalo anticipato per la festa dei morti: alcune foto dei vecchi calendari, più una chicca di quello 2010. Imperdibili!

aprile 2005

luglio 2005

novembre 2005

maggio 2006

settembre 2007

maggio 2009

marzo 2009

maggio 2010

Se vi state chiedendo “ma li vendono veramente?” Sbarrando gli occhioni, la risposta è SI, VERAMENTE. Non potete perdervelo!

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A common difficulty for entrepreneurs during the growth of their business is expanding into another distinctive business function. When we read or hear about outstanding entrepreneurs we see the exponential portion of their record. The long, slow foundation building is not interesting to the investment community or the media. But the truth is there was a long period of solid building within one distinctive business function.

A new business or a young business can barely support the management, administration, and marketing it has to have to operate in one distinctive function. Different business functions require different handling in each of these areas. This imposes an additional nonproductive burden on an already overburdened revenue-generating segment of the business.

Successful entrepreneurs start the smallest possible viable business concept and concentrate on it until it works very well. They get to know more and more about their little business until they know more about it than anyone else. They become the expert about their business.

When discussing the entrepreneur’s career path they perceive growth opportunities. At this point it is very easy for them to conclude that having made this business work they can make any business work. They frequently see green pastures on the other side of the fence. The successful entrepreneurs develop and refine a business concept for the growth they will undertake. They then expand their little business. They don’t leap after someone else’s headaches. They build on their own experience and expertise.

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Nude lips, especially those buttery soft tones are like plain old English tea to me – indispensable, basic, comforting.

The trick to wear nude /beige without looking “washed out” is to select the right undertone. I find blue / pink undertone most unforgiving; thus i always stick to those with mauve  or brownish hue.

I loves my Bobbi Brown Nude palette, unfortunately it was a limited edition item. It contains:

Bare, Beige, Brownie Pink & Cocoa lip colours – I mix & blend these, sometimes with concealers to achieve my perfectly customised barely there nude tones.

Buff  & Nude Shimmer Wash, Bare  & Naked eye shadows – great for subtle eye make over.

I also find beige lips with creamy /glossy finish more contemporary than those with matte or frosty  finish. I always couple barely there lips with a healthy flush of bronzer over the cheeks.

Ah, much better. I’ve had to suffer with letting my pubic hair grow to save it for a wax before my magazine shoot, and today I finally got my brazilian wax!!! Take a look at my beautiful BARE pussy:

And look…

no bum hair! Yay!

I also had my roots redone and a tone so I’m a knockout blonde again thanks to Hairy Rumours in Coffs Harbour. If you’re ever in the area I recommend them.

I revisited an old favourite of mine, cheeky skirt shot. Back when I first tried it I had black hair:

This time I thought I’d put a school girl spin on it with my blonde hair, I probably should have used pigtails but it was a rather impromptu shoot. Maybe next time…

So, knockout or not? Leave a comment to let me know what you think =)

I talked with my cuck today because I was contacted by a ‘group’ on the adult dating site. Basically they are a couple, and not a bad looking one either, who hosts sex parties and I am considering attending one further down the track when we are more immersed in the lifestyle. I reason that if there are no men I find attractive I can always use a strap on to fuck the women or vice versa, and they take photos at these parties so expect some of those shots later on! Are you excited?

I asked if my fucking another woman would be cuckolding or helping him to be dominant, but I spose if he is included in the two girls play it is dominant and if he is not involved it is cuckolding. He said he would rather be involved in the girl/girl action, but would rather not be involved in any action I have with other men because he believes he will feel intimidated by the other man/men, which is fine by me.

Sorry if I’m boring you out there if anybody actually reads this, I can’t tell because there are no comments =(   Apart from frenchcuck, thanks for leaving a comment and supporting me. Greatly appreciated! =) More blogging after my magazine shoot on friday.

Tschüß! (see ya in German)

xox

day seven of vegetable garden project, a.k.a. trying to raise a garden sans major catastrophe (pretend the first letters of the title are capitalized). teeny adorable little sprouts have popped up, and i dragged colorfulheadscarves and shawny outside in bare feet (did i mention it’s been raining for the past couple days so it’s wet outside?) to croon over them. surprisingly, even shawny, who doesn’t have a garden, took it rather well, and even managed a weak, “ah, yes, look there’s a sprout there,” before escaping my clutches. colorfulheadscarves completely ignored my garden in favor of her collection of a few puny pots tiny plot.

here are some pics:

and to be fair, here’s a pic of colorfulheadscarves’s baby carrot or lettuce- i can’t remember which:

Today:

Robert Pattinson with a naked beauty

a) Well, not that I’m prejudiced or anything, but whom are you more interested in? Bobby or his companion?

b) Is Bob meant to be naked too in the desired picture? Or is his ruggedly handsome face enough? (If yes then congratualtions, you hit the jackpot, cause that’s, like, all there is.)

c) How many gazillion pages of search engine results did you have to go through to get to my blog?

d) Why? I mean, if you want to lose your eyesight you can always pour bleach in your eyes.

(Popular variations: Naked Robert Pattinson, Robert Pattinson Naked. Thus my master plan to get more hits on this site by cunning deception of the easily mislead masses is slowly bearing fruit.)