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The Boston Tinder

After a never-ending stream of bad dates, I was on the verge of deleting Tinder and symbolically setting myself on fire in protest of (and strange homage to) the little flame icon on my iphone that mocks me with false promise and shirtless selfies. 836 more words

Where Will Barney Fit In?

The Los Angeles Dodgers on Monday acquired 2013 GIBBY’s Defensive Player Of The Year Darwin Barney from the Cubs.

Barney is one of the best defensive players in the big leagues but what does that mean when he cant get a game because his prime was around 2012 when he managed to hit .256 for the year. 322 more words

Dodgers

How to make your child help you in household chores?

This incident happened when my daughter was just over 1 year. While I was playing with her, I asked her to put a toy in her cupboard. 519 more words

Child And I

small dog.....

My daughter and her partner live in a small Victorian terraced house so when they decided to have a dog it was important that they chose a small dog.   97 more words

Humour

THE BARNEY UPRISING IS FOILED!

After vexing his system, Barney has retreated! YAY,

Holmes Zero

Barney

YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM BARNEY!!!!

Barney here. In order for my takeover to be essential, we must Barneyficate this blog. NOW ENJOY A SLEW OF BARNEY fluff stuff!

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Barney

BARNEY ERROR!! THIS IS A BARNEY ERROR!!!!!!

Guys! I got a Barney Error notification! BARNEY IS GONNA DOOM THE PPN! BZZZZZZZZZZZSZZZZK

Barney speaking. I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME. LET’S DESTROY THE PPN, WITH A GREAT BIG HUUG AND A VIRUS NAMED PAVA, WONT YOU SAY BYE BYE? 67 more words

Pava/Dr. Hare