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Why I'd Fuck A Dolphin

I have no idea what women talk about when they are alone together—probably tampons, Instagram, YOLO, getting gang-banged, and gossiping about how much they hate Becky. 436 more words

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It blew my mind when you didn’t tell Dawson Engler to go fuck himself when he texted you on April 24, 2011 to bring your dog over to his house so he could train it to fuck you and all you had to tepidly say was “the kids might notice he’s gone over night” with his follow on response “well, all I’m trying to do is get you fucked, if you don’t want to do it, I won’t push you” but he did didn’t he, bringing it up again in December of 2011 “I’m going to build you a dungeon in my garage and buy a puppy that will lick your pussy, while you watch me build it.” 111 more words

Is beastiality legal in Michigan?

No, beastiality is not legal in Michigan – it’s actually a felony:

Sec. 158. Any person who shall commit the abominable and detestable crime against nature either with mankind or with any animal shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 15 years, or if such person was at the time of the said offense a sexually delinquent person, may be punishable by imprisonment in the state prison for an indeterminate term, the minimum of which shall be 1 day and the maximum of which shall be life. 25 more words

"I fuck horses!"

First off, I don’t.  But here is a funny story about someone who did!

Some background, to begin.  In a few hours I am starting my Dutch language immersion course.  457 more words

Nederventure

Kink Of The Week: BESTIALITY

Kink Of The Week: BESTIALITY

Or Zoophilia from the Greek, zṓion, “animal” philia meaning “friendship” or “love” is sexual activity between humans and animals. From Googling (and from calls) sex with dogs (sometimes referred to as K9) seems to be the most popular form of bestiality. 104 more words

Phone Sex

ava2evasjacob reblogged this on ava2evasjacob and commented:

zentigress selfie You deleted your eva2ava wordpress account (and zentigress account) but remnants of it still show up in google's search engine, including your reply to this kink-of-the-week-bestiality post and your reference to Dawson Engler's bestiality fantasy in your reply. Remember how you lied to me in July 2010 when I found it on your computer while you were in Seattle? Claiming it was one of your phone sex customer's fantasies. How many lies did you tell me over the 16 years that we were together? engler@cs.stanford.edu

Her (2013) Masked Criticisms Review

Eisenstein
Her is a utopian love story set in the near future where an introvert falls in love with his computer operating system.

Hunter
And it’s fucking shit. 557 more words

Porn

Homosexuality is respectable, while beastiality and incest are immoral. Am I missing something?

The thought occurred to me today that in North American society,  while homosexuality is appropriate, beastiality, incest and other sexual practices are still considered to be ‘unatural’. 367 more words