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Weird Fact Of The Day 07/17/2014

Norweigen comedy duo Ylvis, best know for inflicting the irritating ‘What Does The Fox Say’ upon the world, were arrested today in Copenhagen, Denmark.
Details are few, but reports are they were caught in a hotel room with a large mound of cocaine, and performing a horrible, illegal sex act on an actual, live fox.

Weird Fact Of The Day

WOULD YOU RATHER WEDNESDAY

Would you rather fuck a goat and nobody ever finds out, or not fuck a goat, but everybody thinks you did?

Legend -

I’m gonna go ahead and fuck the goat here and avoid the stigma of forever being labeled a goat fucker. 447 more words

The Funniest Cartoon In Existence

I can literally not stop laughing.

If you are insane, however, and can not see the hilarity here, and wish to issue a call for my beheading, simply reply in the comments section and I will give you my home address. 13 more words

Hilarity

Day 13 - The Scales

It was sort of like eggs scrambled across his skin – yellow, bumpy and viscous over a reddening canvas. He pressed at the surface, and where his skin gave in, it turned white with an unhealthy greening, which quickly dissipated when his pressure abated. 325 more words

The Kingdom

Degenerate woman has relations with dolphin, gets away with it

The justification of beastiality is clearly under way.

In the trailer for the documentary, Ms Howe explains that she would fondle Peter to keep him focused, otherwise he did not pay attention to her lessons.

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Commentary

Speaking to our two cats who were trying to get to his food:

Dan- “Damn, cats! You’re lucky! We could’ve been some beastiality people or something!”

Boyfriend

Suck Things, We Like Stuff, Episode 1, I guess......

Madness reigns in this weeks episode, Things We Like and Stuff Sucks merge into one seamless writhing mass, like that bit at the end of the film Society but in a nice way and not freakishly horrifying. 81 more words

Podcast