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The Downstairs Neighbor
Good Lord, what person under the age of 50 pounds on their ceiling with a broom handle? In his defense though, I suppose, who over the age of 11 jumps on beds?… more →
Valancy Jane
The Downstairs Neighbor
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ValancyJane wrote 2 months ago: Good Lord, what person under the age of 50 pounds on their ceiling with a broom handle? In his defen … more →
I couldn't SLEEP with my current rate.
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ValancyJane wrote 4 months ago: Time – O’Dark-thirty JJ the iPhone – *rings* Valancy Jane – “Mmmmmhell … more →
"Please silence your cell phones."
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ValancyJane wrote 4 months ago: Uh, no one here? Eff that. I’m calling people! “Guess where I’m calling from? … more →
DMV = The Suck
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ValancyJane wrote 5 months ago: But! DMV + iPhone = The Awesome. I do wish though that they’d needed to take a new picture. I … more →
How To Annoy Your Secretary
tehbritterz wrote 5 months ago: (she isn’t MY secretary, she is the institutes’s secretary. All technicalities considere … more →
Walkie Talkies
ValancyJane wrote 6 months ago: The following is a list of things said into walkie talkies, at the zoo, by Lola and/or I. It’ … more →
Dear Makers of the Organic Essentials Cotton Balls,
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ValancyJane wrote 7 months ago: When I stood in the aisle, I was delighted to find an organic option, but also wondering what the di … more →
So maybe ...
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ValancyJane wrote 7 months ago: … a fake intervention wasn’t a funny joke. … more →
You know what's sad?
ValancyJane wrote 9 months ago: It’s sad when you’re looking at Somalia’s official government website and think to … more →
If you want a song stuck in your head endlessly...
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ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: … go listen to Let Me In by The Sensations. Weeee-oooh, weeee-oooh, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO-weeeee-oooo … more →
Award Season
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ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: It all began this morning when my work Twinnie noted that she had, at present, the largest inbox in … more →
water drip, drip, drip
Less Is More wrote 1 year ago: you probably think i’m crazy and hate me if you are reading this you are either Nick, Amanda, … more →
"August, 2011"
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ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: There are few things that bring me as much simple joy as deliberately misdating pictures. Upon my de … more →
According to Southwest Airlines' website ....
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: ….. and I quote, “There is no limit to the number of assistive/mobility devices a Custom … more →
Things to do while my roommates are gone for the weekend.
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ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: Bellydance. Naked. Dye the couches pink, throw doilies everythere, and teddy bears, that are wearin … more →
You know what's apparently NOT a funny joke?
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ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: Say a sheriff comes by to drop off a wage garnishment for one of our employees. Suppose you say to h … more →
Guess where this very subtle mural is.
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ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: I think I’m gonna contact the artist and tell him his work really inspired me, and could I hir … more →
You know what I love about evite?
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: You can RSVP with guests, but you can also say you’re NOT attending, with guests. Like, … more →
The perfect excuse.
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ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: “I’m on probation.” It throws people for such a loop that by the time they’v … more →
