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My Web Stats Are Dead This Friday Night

I’m restless. And bored. And addicted to my Web stats.

And, people who keep asking through my Web stats, “Shelton, do you have any friends?” … 213 more words

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I Know A Girl In Brooklyn Who 'Shaked' Me Not 'Baked' Me

All this talk of Brooklyn reminds me of a lovely young lady I know who lives there.

She’s smart as a tack and really quite cute. 176 more words

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Another One Bites The Dust

Again, as expected, I keep losing Facebook friends.

And, again, I have to note that I pretty much was thinking of going through and getting rid of everyone I knew from Seoul, anyway. 45 more words

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As Expected, People Are Using Web Stats To Send Me Messages

My sister, bless her heart, doesn’t know the expat community in Seoul like I do.

I know those fuckers like the back of my hand. 337 more words

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Web Stats Don't Lie -- Gawker Is Dropping The Ball On The Daquan Meme

Who Is Daquan And Why Is He Relevant? 117
Home page / Archives 52
What Is The Daquan Thing People Say On Facebook? 11
Why Is Everyone Talking About Daquan?
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(No Sleep Till Brooklyn) 'You Have Potential' -- ROKon Magazine, Rupert Murdoch & Me

By Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

People have a tendency to underestimate me.

That’s been the case my entire life. I’m kind of weird and in the past I was a drunk fool, so people dismissed me as just that — a drunk fool. 488 more words

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I Can Offer Rupert Murdoch A Turn-Key Solution To Challenge Gawker

By Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

No one listens to me, so I can write whatever I want.

Having said that, I can offer Rupert Murdoch a turn-key solution for a Website that challenges Gawker. 342 more words

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