A long, long time ago, Lord Kensington and Lady Buttermilk met on a beautiful spring day. Chirping birds showered them in song. The sun sprayed them in brilliant diamonds. 569 more words
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1. Listen to every single Coldplay album in existence.
2. Read the Brontes. Angst deeply.
3. SURF THE INTERNET, YOU MORON. IT’S WHAT THE REST OF US INSOMNIACS DO. 124 more words
I loved Twilight. In eighth grade it took me a mere week to devour Stephenie Meyers’ young adult series. From Bella’s uncontrollable clumsiness to Edward’s lusty red eyes, I unironically worshipped this feminist nightmare for over a year—indulging in frequent rereading sessions while my peers partied on Friday nights. 1,168 more words