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Why There Are More Hot Dogs Than Buns, a fable

A long, long time ago, Lord Kensington and Lady Buttermilk met on a beautiful spring day. Chirping birds showered them in song. The sun sprayed them in brilliant diamonds. 569 more words

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Top ten things Edward could have done instead of stalking Bella at night

1. Listen to every single Coldplay album in existence.

2. Read the Brontes. Angst deeply.

3. SURF THE INTERNET, YOU MORON. IT’S WHAT THE REST OF US INSOMNIACS DO. 124 more words

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17 Reasons I Hate Twilight

I, like many of you, have also wasted hours of my life watching the twilight movies. I read the first two books then left them because I just couldn`t take it anymore. 655 more words

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Contrary to Popular Belief

No, I don’t want mind-reading powers. Who do I look like- Edward Cullen?

Do I want to hear all the random nonsense people think, without pause, every minute of the day? 400 more words

Jane Eyre vs. Bella Swan: A Discussion on Strength

“I do think that there are elements of- Bella in Jane .” This is a quote by Stephenie Meyer, the author of Twilight. While I know that Twilight articles are about three years out of style, I couldn’t help myself from writing this article, after I read this quote. 1,151 more words