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June 26, 2008
[at the Matt Good concert] Ben: He needs to have my babies. 2 of them. But just 2, cuz then it’s kinda gay.… more →
The Infamous "Book"
June 26, 2008
bookzorz wrote 1 year ago: [at the Matt Good concert] Ben: He needs to have my babies. 2 of them. But just 2, cuz then it … more →
May 08, 2008
bookzorz wrote 1 year ago: Cory: I think I hung up on a deaf person today. Ben: What business do they have calling you? [Avril … more →
March 28, 2008
bookzorz wrote 1 year ago: Ben: If it makes you feel any better, yours is the only XBOX I’ve had my dick in. … more →
February 29, 2008
bookzorz wrote 1 year ago: Shannon: I’ve been using Anbesol and it numbs the hell out of my mouth. Eva: Know what else nu … more →
February 13, 2008
bookzorz wrote 1 year ago: [While watching Mysterious Skin] Shannon: That kid needs a burger. Chuck: He really does! Ben: I … more →
November 21, 2007
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: Ben: [over text] …You’re such a woman for someone who feels the need to high-five after … more →
November 14, 2007
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: Ben: The library. It has books and stuff… it’s like an Amish internet. … more →
November 01, 2007
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: Oriana: Was it hard and pounding or sweet and soft? Shannon: I dunno. He’s done her. Ben: That … more →
October 24, 2007 - 1am
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: [over text] Ben: “So, Shannon. What kind of sexual activities do you most enjoy to take part i … more →
October 23, 2007 - Ice Skating
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: Charlene: Oh sorry, my tits hit your face. Can we go on a date? [over text] Shannon: DO. HER. Ben: I … more →
October 16, 2007
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: [text] Ben: That’s right. I went there. And applied for citizenship. To Racistland. … more →
October 07, 2007
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: Ben: Justin just told me that rewriting “Finding Nemo” to work in Iraq might be worth lo … more →
September 29, 2007
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: [while watching Knocked Up] Shannon: What’s the baby’s name? Why don’t they tell u … more →
September 27, 2007
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: Ben: You are my egg. Shannon: You are my twinkie… wait, *concerned* do you want to be a banana … more →
September 16, 2007
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: [over text] Shannon: Jorah is in the paper Ben: How do you know these things? Shannon: …I … more →
September 10, 2007 - Roadtrip back to Canada
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: Ben: You there! FUCK OFF! *now as demonstrated by David Tennant … more →
September 07, 2007 - Roadtrip to Seattle
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: Shannon: I think my favourite gear is neutral. Ben: Worst. Movie. Ever. [after my car broke down on … more →
July 12, 2007
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: Ben: I can’t believe you didn’t eat your weiner skin! … more →
July 09, 2007
bookzorz wrote 2 years ago: Ben: But the meniscus of the water is what separates them from us! [about poo] … more →
