Blogs about: Bernie The Half Cyborg Cat
Test Larkin
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renalfailure wrote 3 weeks ago: Ninja Vicki has a computer. Stolen, of course. She uses it mainly to load up her stolen iPod with … more →
Tag Larkin Is Not Coming To Dinner: Part Five
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renalfailure wrote 4 weeks ago: Upon hearing the footsteps of the murderer coming our way, we hatched a plan to catch said murderer. … more →
Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part Four
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renalfailure wrote 4 weeks ago: Tag Larkin remains dead at his own Halloween party, but the accusations are still flying about his p … more →
Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part Three
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Our investigation of the Halloween murder of Tag Larkin has taken a turn for the magical as Avonia … more →
Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part Two
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: We’re still standing around Tag Larkin’s body in the study of Tag Larkin’s seclude … more →
Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part One
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: We were surprised to hear Tag Larkin owned a mansion on a remote island with no workable phones and … more →
Haiku Friday 10/23/09 - Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: This one is called “When Marlie breaks out the laser pointer.” Red dot glides, dances Ca … more →
This Party Is Dead Sexy
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Regular Renal Readers may recall our rock-solid Halloween costume advice that we’ve given in p … more →
NASA implements the Tag Larkin Program against the Moon
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Renal Readers may recall a few months ago that Tag Larkin announced his intentions to fight the Moon … more →
Save the Cheerleader, Save Yourself a Torn ACL
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renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: An recent article in the Wall Street Journal posed the following question: What is the point of chee … more →
Pancreatic Cancer Don't Hurt... Wait, Yes It Does. A Lot.
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renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: With Patrick Swayze’s death we decided to have a Renal poll about what our favorite Swayze mov … more →
Your Pre-9/11 World Was Like Ancient Times, Old Man!
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renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: “Do you realize kids currently in second grade have never known a world where the Twin Towers … more →
Keeping the Fire Alive Part Zwei
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renalfailure wrote 5 months ago: With Avonia the Wiccan Pimp’s failure yesterday to help Mikka and Samurai Cathy rekindle the f … more →
Do you like me? If yes, please don't start your car
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renalfailure wrote 5 months ago: So there’s something going on in Iraq where men who are unsuccessful at courting the woman of … more →
Commence to Speaking
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renalfailure wrote 6 months ago: Alice: It’s nice to meet you, sir. I’ll never forget the speech you gave at my high scho … more →
Oh Canada! Just a little more to the left... that's it
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renalfailure wrote 6 months ago: Two weeks ago we discussed how Americans took a minor holiday in Mexico and turned it into a day-lon … more →
Tell Your Children Not to Buy Crappy Cards
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renalfailure wrote 6 months ago: I find it interesting that Anna Jarvis, the woman who came up with Mother’s Day (which was yes … more →
My black trenchcoat still makes people nervous
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renalfailure wrote 7 months ago: So it’s been 10 years since the shootings at Columbine High School, which is just another remi … more →
Freedom's just another name for something dumb
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renalfailure wrote 7 months ago: So it appears as if the building that’s being built where the World Trade Center Towers once s … more →
