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I spy (#2)

*In the car*

Mum: “I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ‘T'”

Bert: “Trumpet!”

Mum: “Where, for heaven’s sake?!”

Bert: “Trump?”

Mum: “You can’t see them…” 9 more words

Children

I spy...

*In the car*

Mum: “I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ‘R'”

Bertie: “Rampage.”

Children

Meet North America’s Oldest Hippo on His 58th Birthday

(DENVER) — Bertie has been around longer than any of his fellow tenants. He moved in on Dec. 16, 1958, back when The Donna Reed Show… 478 more words

National

Obstacles...

Bertie, about to get into the bath: “Mum… I’m not sure I’m going to be able to drive to the supermarkets when I’m older…”

Mum: “Really? 11 more words

Children

State of the Union 6

My sweet life is ticking along just fine right now. I have a breakfast date with Bertie tomorrow, and on Tuesday he’s off on holiday with Mrs Bertie. 47 more words

Face To Face

Happy birthday Bertie!

As above. The aforementioned Bertie is away with Mrs Bertie at the moment, but will be back tomorrow. Enjoy the rest of your day, Bertie – see you very soon. xxxxx

Bertie