Courageously crossing Okeanos, Sir, performing months of strenuous field work in Greece, can you now tell us:

-Do goats have a clitoris?

- I’m sorry, I don’t speak ελληνικ!

- Not even with your new fiancée?

- Especially with her!

- Must be quite a beast, Sir…..

For my last post before I depart, I’d like to share the joy:

Half of the views of my blog today were made up of people searching “bestiality” and “child pornography” and finding my blog about censorship.

Oh lord, this makes me so happy. So, on that high(ly filthy) note, arrivederci for now and here’s a quote to enjoy:

“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.”

See you in a few months or sooner,

Your sexually filthy adventurer,

Tom D Ellis

Source: “http://www.funreports.com“

The reds are my own commentary.

Case 1:

Think That’s bad? Read on

Case 2:

So: Who is the bigger fail?

You decide.

The thing about bestiality stories is that we can laugh at the sexual deviances of others while not having to worry too much about the well-being of their victims. Cruel, I know, but that’s the unfortunate truth.

Last week, it was reported that a Welshman, Thomas Robert Edwards, 20, was convicted of attempting to have sex with a Rottweiler. Thomas, one might surmise, is not the brightest spark. I mean, is a Rottweiler a good choice of dog to have sex with?

The genius of this story lies in some of the excuses rolled out at trial, including “I was drunk.”

Well, I’ve been very, very drunk, many, many times and can honestly say that I’ve never, ever had the urge to shag a non-human mammal.  No excuse!

This is followed by an unfortunate choice of words in the testimony: the defendant argued that he was “merely stroking the dog in the backyard.” Haw haw haw.

Maybe Thomas could have got away with these sorts of excuses in court if there was no additional proof but when the police find extreme pornographic pictures on your computer involving sexual activity with horses and dogs then, uh oh!

But Thomas has another excuse ready: the images were downloaded by accident. Whoops! Where have we heard that sort of excuse before?

And then we find that Thomas had been working at a zoo!

Crikey! Isn’t that like a paedophile getting a job in a kindergarten?

And then, finally, he nails shut his coffin by telling the court “he wanted to go to college and to work with animals.”

Sorry Thomas, but you’re not only guilty, you are stupid.

But can he be held responsible when dogs are going out dressed like this?

Why would anyone want to sex up a sheep?

Honestly, of all the animals you could have a sexual fetish for why sheep?  I guess the wool would be soft, but I think it would get old fast especially once you realize that you are fucking a sheep.  I may not personally understand bestiality but it happens and i accept that fact, but why would you ever choose a sheep? They have horrible square yellow teeth and they look like they would no sooner rip off your penis then call you the next day.

In all the animal kingdom why not choose something halfway attractive like some kind of cat? A cat would be sexy, is it the cat or the woman part that makes cat woman sexy? Still they are more feminine then a God damn sheep.  But to each their own I guess.

One more thing, of all the fetishes why bestiality? why not leather, or better yet auto-erotic asphyxiation?  Save everyone the trouble of strangling you when you defile their daughters.

In conclusion I guess the internet is not the best place to talk about sheep sex and think your creative.

-Adam

For those of you who are outside Australia, or just unaware, our government is planning on forcing our ISPs to censor the internet. The first thing that jumps to mind is, “you guys are sickening, horrible Nazis who have somehow missed or ignored the last century, this whole idea makes me want to vomit blood and beat you retarded, piggish fucks to death with a wrench for even thinking about trying to tell me what I can’t see. I do not need protection, I am a big boy, I can take it. Don’t you ever come near my freedom again, you stupid book-burners. This isn’t Iran, let us think, make us think, force us to make decisions and think for ourselves, do not ever think you should be allowed to cover my eyes and get away with it. Do not ever think that you should protect me from seeing something which is there. Go to the source, destroy all child pornographers, destroy all animal abusers, but do not try to tell me that they are not there, do not try to stop me from seeing, ever, you cunts.”

Or, at least, that’s what comes to my mind.

This “Clean Feed” disgusts me, not only because it is censorship, but because we won’t even be told what is being censored, we won’t be told when something else has been removed from our viewing, they could take whatever they wanted off. Not only that, but it will cost millions and millions of dollars, money that could be spent on going to the source and catching child pornographers, etc.

I’d rather be scarred than silenced,

Your dirty feed,

Tom D Ellis

P.S. if you want to do something about this then take a look here: http://nocleanfeed.com/action.html sign the petition, write a letter if you want, etc. spread the word while we can :p

Title: Pokemon Pimp – Golden Grills

Author: The Prophet AGP

Platform: Game Boy Color

Information:
Graphics & text hack of Pokemon – Gold Version. Enter a world of smut, bestiality & animal prostitution.

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With another year coming to a close, what better way to bid adieu to these past 12 months than to create a useless list meant to garner website hits? Most of your favorite sites are swept up in list mania, herding together cultural and entertainment nuggets that were previously beaten to death.

In the spirit of the season, Diary of a Genial Black Man (or DogBM — the acronym that the kids will soon be texting) is cashing in; website hits sound awfully nice. Forget the “best” or “worst”: some items combine the two qualities into something I like to call “Blurst.”

So without further adieu (callback!), here is  DogBM’s Annual Blurst of the Year List!

Blurst Album Cover: Chris Brown “Graffiti”

2009 was a volatile year for R&B artist Chris Brown. He was charged for felony assault against girlfriend (and singer) Rihanna, embarked on a poorly thought-out “fan appreciation” tour and wore a Louis Farrakhan-follower-like ensemble on TV to apologize for his actions.

Still, if the cover for his new album, “Graffiti,” is any indication, everyone involved in creating the art made similarly bad errors in judgment. Giving Chris Brown a guitar to wield is like giving comedian Gallagher a mallet at a watermelon party — not a good choice for one trying NOT to convince the public that he’s a monster. The space-age theme is nearly as bizarre, but not as much as the return of MC Skat Kat’s gang from Paula Abdul’s music videos. It is truly horrifying. And HILARIOUS.

In light of Christopher Maurice Brown’s turbulent year, this album cover proves that there is a Blurst lining to every cloud.

Blurst Television Network: VH1

VH1’s schedule reads like the exasperated shrieks of mothers trying to romantically match their celebrity children: For the Love of Ray J; My Antonio; Brooke Knows Best — all titles of shows for people who are unable to form thoughts beyond “I’M HUNGRY!” and “SEX NOW!”

VH1 has long been mired in a syphilis-like outbreak of reality shows — heck, most of their “reality” “stars” have probably fought off a few STD outbreaks — and viewers are knee-deep in crap. The people on these “shows” are no better: R&B wannabe Ray J is a lewd Lothario; one of the contestants on the now-shelved I Love Money 3 allegedly killed his girlfriend; and Real (of Real Chance of Love) loves his weave.

While some of the shows are mindless and harmless enough to poke fun at, others (Ray J, Real Chance of Love) shove enough racial and gender stereotypes to choke a Klu Klux Klan member. Even when shows like Tough Love attempt to help women find love, their efforts appear to undermine their worth as equals by reinforcing stereotypes to attract men.

A reintroduction of past VH1 hits shows like Behind the Music and Divas Live aren’t enough to reform the image of a has-been video music network, once considered a mature alternative to MTV. It is now the Blurst television network.

Blurst Profession: President of the United States

Before 2008, the position of the President of the United States was known as the most powerful in the world; the leader of the free world; the Commander in Chief ideal that parents ingrained in their children. That was until THIS guy showed up:

So what happened? Well, there are rumors about his citizenship, staunch complainers about proposed middle-class tax cuts, a damn Nobel Peace Prize award, opposition to his health care plans to give millions of uninsured Americans a basic health care plan and he wanted to close Guantanamo Bay. Oh, and he’s of African and Muslim descent.

If anything can flip ignorant, ill-rationed people on their heads, it is their racism. And a black man like Barack Obama being elected president has freaked people out more than Pearl Harbor and Michael Bay’s movie Pearl Harbor combined. While the election of a qualified minority can be seen as progress for many, the hatred and irrationality of a fringe few paints their rants and perceptions in a negative light. Political powers and pundits have used passive-aggressive and not-so-subtle means to show their dislike for President black man.

Transforming the most powerful position in the world through the lens of hate and derisiveness: This screams Blurst to me.

Blurst Nutritionists: KFC

KFC created an inescapable failure pile of ridicule with their Famous Bowls ploppings of mashed potatoes, corn, gravy and chicken, but they have sealed their containment in a sadness bowl of health-killing, juvenile-looking food like the KFC Double Down. This monstrosity of fried meat, cheese, bacon and Colonel’s sauce (don’t ask) will clog the arteries faster than a Taco Bell toilet. Also sad: needing a napkin to hold onto the greasy chicken fillets acting as the bread.

This type of concoction is the dream of 12-year-old boys and garbage eaters alike. And for that, KFC is the Blurst.

Blurst Entertainment Trend: Twilight

I am happy that females have a book series and movie franchise to geek out to with the Twilight saga, giving them their Star Wars to wait for each installment with bated breath. With that said, I am frightened and intrigued that such an influential and money-grossing series is so irresponsible regarding women and relationships. Written by Stephanie Meyer, the books have an interesting point of view of a socially-repressed woman (Bella) written by a culturally-repressed woman (Meyer) that equate Bella’s worth with her scent to other vampires. In other words, make sure you smell good, little girls!

And while bashing Twilight may be deemed sexist based on intent, it’s hard not to bash other geek magnets like Star Wars, many comic books or fantasy football: they all have their inferior qualities, crazed fans and stupid cash-ins. I’m all for finding female geeks to meet and bond in nerdiness; nerds need love, too.

The beastiality nods are just as interesting, though nothing will be as awesomely bad and freaky as the potential final movie version of Breaking Dawn (contains book spoilers!). For the possibility of this final movie — or movies, as some are speculating — to be made, I wholeheartedly support this franchise — if only to witness the ever-increasing Blurstiness of it all.

If you made it to the end of this list, congratulations! You can now rest up for next year’s possible installment of the Blursties (I call dibs on trademark rights). Until then, soak up those pop culture drippings with your newspapers! They need to be used for something.

[Edit: upon finishing this post, I found a 'mini-movie' on the Ig Nobel prizes, which included a study of sex in an MRI machine. Since it was between two consenting adults, but was being studied (which may be considered deviant by some standards), I think it should be the first on the list]:

The first second documentary video I want to share is on the subject of furries. Now, many people who spend too much time on the internet / goons / anons will need no introduction to this subject. To those who actually have a life (or don’t know what a goon / anon is): furries are people who dress up in costumes (usually animals) and role-play with other furries. This isn’t necessarily sexual, but the sexual aspect – whether or not it exists for many furries – is certainly one of the reasons that they are so infamous. Here’s a wiki article on it.

part 2
(note: in looking for that furry doc, I found another one (by the BBC): Parts 1, 2, and 3)

The next two docs deals with what’s called objectum-sexuals: which is defined as a pronounced emotional desire towards particular inanimate objects (at least according to wikipedia). The first one deals with two men who are in love, in more ways than one, with their cars:

part 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6
and another doc that deals with a woman who is…married to the Eiffel tower…

part 2

Now on to the weirder stuff: zoophilia. Watching this video can make you seriously uncomfortable. I just hope the animals are, as the people claim, consenting to this (as much as an animal can consent…):

part 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6

And for the coup de gras: NAMBLA. *vomit*

part 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6

[note: I guess the final documentary would be on serial killers and rapists. Unfortunately (please, dear god, note the sarcasm) I don't feel like looking that up at the moment. However, if you're interested in necrophilia in ducks, then here you go.]

Damn that Nan and her grooviness! Trina, you are just a doormat. Of course, it is possible to go too far in the other direction…

Whoa, Twink — how ’bout you crawl out of Jill’s butt about this? What a lady does behind closed bedroom/car/McDonalds’ restroom doors is her business.

So. Which one would you choose? And remember that things are not always what they seem; Trina could be a doormat because she has been raised according to a view of fundamentally-Biblical, sublimated femininity that also extends to keeping it on clampdown ’til after marriage, and even then, just every third Saturday and only if neither one of you enjoys it! Do you really want a lifetime of hot meals but frigid nights?

Still from Blue Velvet (1986), l to r: Laura Dern, Isabella Rossellini, and unbelievably gorgeous slice of ’80s man meat Kyle MacLachlan — three guesses who the next Hot Man Bein’ Hot of the Day is going to be.

Meanwhile, that alleged whore Jill might actually be acting out because she has been abused, and, like a kicked cat who has not been loved well enough, will just as easily cut you with a broken bottle as blow you.* She may even be one of those chicks who downs a bottle of bourbon and sleeps with your dad so you’ll beat her up, just so she can feel anything.

Ups and downs, blondes and brunettes, femmes fatales and ingenues –and which is which??– deconstruction of assumed codifications. Oh! Such a Lynchian conundrum!

Naomi Watts and Laura Harring, Mulholland Drive (2001).

*Your cat blows you, right?…right??

Evil Emergents believe in Contemplative Prayer. Contemplative  Prayer was invented by Hindus and Papists. Romanists/Papists, Hindus and Muslims are of the devil and are members of the Synagogues of Satan. Barak Obama is a Muslim and the  political anti-Christ. Evil Emergents voted for Obama therefore Contemplative Prayer is destroying America and the Church:

Our excellent discernmentalist and researchmentalist skills which God gifted us with Himself have led  us to conclude these Absolute Truth facts—so if you are anything like us (Elect of God, regenerate, American, Ultra Right Wing Conservative Fundamentalist Calvinist Republicans, warmongers, capitalist materialists, non-Marxists, Saved, inerrant, etc.),  you should avoid Contemplative Prayer like the plague. And if you are an Evil Emergent then all we have to say to you is Repent that is if God lets you repent—because We Know with Absolute Certainty that you Emergents are of the non-Elect, unregenerate, anti-American, Arminian, Neo-Marxist, socialist, communist, anti-capitalists, reprobated and unsaved—because of your impure doctrines. Afterall, God only listens to Imprecatory Prayers   which we are praying against  you Emergents right now—and the only meditation one needs is on the Holy Inerrant Infallible Word Of God—the King James Bible AV1611.

I.  Comelec, CHR, and LADLAD

A group of lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgenders (LGBT), led by Danton Remoto, an English professor in Ateneo de Manila University, asked the Commission on Elections to approve as a Party List their group named LADLAD, a Filipino word which means “public display of homosexuality”.  The Comelec, led by the presiding commissioner Nicodemo C. Ferrer, dismissed the petition on moral grounds:

Petitioner should be denied accreditation not only for advocating immoral doctrines but likewise for not being truthful when it is said that “it or any of its party list representatives have not violated or failed to comply with laws rules and regulations relating to the elections.”

Furthermore, should this Commission grant the petition, we will be exposing our youth to an environment that does not conform to the teachings of our faith.  Lehman Strauss, a famous bible preacher and writer in the U.S.A., said in one article that “older practicing homosexuals are a threat to the youth.”  As an agency of the government, ours too is the State’s avowed duty in Sec. 13, Article II of the Constitution to protect our youth from moral and spiritual degradation.

We are not condemning the LGBT, but we cannot compromise the greater number of our people, especially the youth.

(Scrbd article.  Note page 6 is missing.  This page contains I think the Oct. 2, 2008 detailed comment of the Comelec).

The LADLAD complained that this is gender discrimination.  And the Commission on Human Rights supports their claim:

CHR said however that the poll body’s decision “smacks of prejudice and discrimination.”  “There is or can be no basis in law to deny the registration of the party, directly or indirectly, on the grounds of homosexuality, much less on homosexuality equated to immorality. To make assertions based on their homosexuality is patently discriminatory,” she said.  “Homosexuality is not a counterculture. It is part of the diversity of Philippine culture. Homosexuals are part of the Filipino family and unavoidably must be part of our politics,” CHR chair Leila De Lima was quoted in the statement as saying.  “There is no governmental policy which characterizes homosexuality as illegal nor immoral,” De Lima said. (ABS-CBN)

II.  Discrimination in Scriptures: Clean and Unclean, Holy and Profane, Good and Evil

Discrimination has been defined as something bad, so that we have now invented phrases like racial discrimination, gender discrimination, and age discrimination.  These things should not happen, modern society says.  We must not discriminate.

But let us consider the etymology of discriminate and discrimination:

Discriminate.1620s, from L. discriminare “to divide,” from discrimen, derived n. from discernere (see discern). The adverse (usually racial) sense is first recorded 1866, Amer.Eng. Positive sense remains in discriminating (adj.) “possessing discernment” (1792).

Discrimination. 1640s, “the making of distinctions,” from L. discriminationem, noun of action from discriminare (see discriminate). Especially in a prejudicial way, based on race, 1866, Amer.Eng. Meaning “discernment” is from 1814.

To discriminate is to divide, to make distinctions, to discern.  If you read the book of Genesis, you will see that God is discriminating: God placed order in chaos by separating light from darkness, day and night, heaven and sea, sea and land, animals and fishes, plants and birds, male and female.  Creation can never be accomplished without discrimination.  And God said that it is good.

If you read the book of Exodus and Leviticus, you will see that God gave a precise rules for determining whether something is clean or unclean.  Thus Israelites have all these rules regarding water potability (don’t drink a cup of water if an insect falls on it), food (carnivores and and non-fishes cannot be eaten), leprosy (suspected lepers are quarantined), etc.

Why all these rules for clean and unclean?  Moses said to Aaron:

You must be able to distinguish between what is sacred and what is profane, between what is clean and what is unclean; you must teach the Israelites all the laws that the LORD has given them through Moses. (Lv 10:10-11)

Thus, the laws to distinguish clean and clean are laid out as a pedagogical tool to help the Israelites to know what is sacred and profane.  If you are a teacher, you will first teach students the arithmetic rules like 2 apples + 3 apples = 5 apples before you teach them the algebraic rules of 2x + 3x = 5x.  You first start with something concrete, then you go to something abstract.  Since God is a good teacher, he first teaches Israelites clean and unclean things and actions, then He teaches them why Israel is a holy nation and not like the other nations, why the priest is holier than the levites, why the Bread of the Presence and the Ark of the Covenant are holy, etc.  Material to Spiritual.  This is the divine pedagogy.

After teaching the distinction between clean and unclean, holy and profane, Moses commanded Aaron to teach all the laws that God has given them through Moses.  This is the third step: moral.  What is good?  What is evil?  These questions are answered by the Ten Commandments.

The sixth and ninth commandments are “Though shalt not commit adultery” and “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”  On these two laws we can group all the sexual sins and among them are on homosexuality:

You shall not have carnal relations with your neighbor’s wife, defiling yourself with her. You shall not offer any of your offspring to be immolated to Molech, thus profaning the name of your God. I am the LORD. You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; such a thing is an abomination. You shall not have carnal relations with an animal, defiling yourself with it; nor shall a woman set herself in front of an animal to mate with it; such things are abhorrent. (Lv 18:20-23)

Notice that adultery, abortion, homosexuality, and bestiality are enumerated together. Adultery and abortion are the ones that will result if the Reproductive Health Bill pushes through; homosexuality if LADLAD becomes a Party List; and bestiality will not be far behind.

And God said:

Do not defile yourselves by any of these things by which the nations whom I am driving out of your way have defiled themselves. Because their land has become defiled, I am punishing it for its wickedness, by making it vomit out its inhabitants. You, however, whether natives or resident aliens, must keep my statutes and decrees forbidding all such abominations by which the previous inhabitants defiled the land; otherwise the land will vomit you out also for having defiled it, just as it vomited out the nations before you. Everyone who does any of these abominations shall be cut off from among his people. Heed my charge, then, not to defile yourselves by observing the abominable customs that have been observed before you. I, the LORD, am your God. (Lv 18:24-30)

If Filipinos do not wish to vomited out of the land called the Philippines, God says that we must never do these abominations.  God is faithful to his promises.  Let us reject the Reproductive Health Bill and not allow LADLAD as a Party List.

So is the Comelec discriminating towards lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgenders (LGBT) in LADLAD?  Yes, Comelec is indeed discriminating, because God Himself is discriminating.  We must purge the evil in our midst.

You heard it here first—Ken Silva can read the Bible. But you know who can’t? Rick Warren, of course. Here Rick Warren is seen Absolutely not reading the Bible:

This image speaks for itself. We are also concerned about Warren’s political ties for when he was asked ‘about his role in passing Prop 8—California’s gay marriage ban’:

The Southern Baptist preacher’s response:
“If you want to ask about gay marriage, there are 30 states that have voted it down,” Warren said good-naturedly. “Ask those people. Why ask me?”Why ask you, Rick Warren? Maybe because the reporter expected that a pastor should have a Biblical response, not an evasive, political response.

Afterall, we of God’s Only Inerrant Party are not political:

First, we are concerned with ZOEINCARNATE’S absurd notion that “God is a recovering practitioner of violence.” We agree with our fellow Absolute Truth Warrior and Discernmentalist John 14:6 :

Your blasphemy and those of your ilk apparently knows no bounds.

“By this he means that God used to think violence was a good idea, but then gave up on it.”

Are you people serious? What God is this that you claim to follow? A fallible deity who learns from his own mistakes!

Repent of these heretic, man-centered imaginations!

An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, — Proverbs 6:18

Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ; — 2 Cor 10:5

Strawman do not position make. Funny how quoting the Bible leads heretics to the accusation that “you alone know blah blah blah”.

It has nothing to do with me. It has everything to do with Holy Scripture. To even entertain the idea that God is a “recovering” anything promotes a position of fallibility to the INFALLIBLE. That is heresy.

You are the created, lest you forget. And you are seeking to assign human frailties and shortcomings to the Creator. That is, also, heresy. God is not like you, get over it.

For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. – Isa 55:8

Holy God recovers from nothing. His ways are not our ways. Humble yourself and repent for this heretical thinking.

How many more times will emergents, liberals, and progressive hid behind “cast the first stone”. Are you to utter this to Holy God when you stand before Him? What will you say then, when all your noble thinking, philosophy, and bludgeoning of God’s Holy Word are laid before you and you are found guilty?

I pray for all of you amazing lost people. You truly are promoting high things that exalt themselves against the knowledge of God. Does Scripture tells us God “recovered” from violence? It does not, so put this thought away and repent.

We also pray for Mike Morrell’s unregenerate and non-elect reprobated soul—we pray that God’s Absolute Sovereign Glory is shown when Mike gets cast away like all those other heretics, sinners and unsaved non-Elect heathens:

We also assert the Biblical Truth that God’s very nature is violence against sinners, for God hates sinners with a holy passion. In fact, He hates them so much that He chose from the foundation of the world to only save  Johh Calvin, John MacArthur, some other guys named John, Phil Johnson, Al Mohler, Charles Spurgeon, James White, Todd Friel, Will Kinney and 137,000 other Elected and Predestined Calvinist saints including we of God’s Only Inerrant Party and the Online Discernmentalist Mafia—the rest of humanity then is going to hell because God chose to destroy them before even creating humanity.

Also we wish to point out these 9 other propositions of Biblical Absolute Truths that we know with Absolute Certainty:

1. God never changes. (Malachi 3:6)

2. Therefore God never changes His mind about anything. [ie. Law vs. Grace, Old vs. New Covenants, repented that He made humanity, promised no more Noah type floods, sacrifice vs. mercy, walks with Adam and Eve in Eden vs. unseen in Heaven vs. incarnated Jesus vs. the unseen Risen Lord Jesus of faith, etc. (Genesis 6:6;  Gen. 9:8-17; Hosea 6:6, Matthew 9:13, Matthew 12:7; etc).

3. As change sounds too much like evilution.

4. Therefore change is evil in and of itself

5. As all is Absolute, black and white and in stone.

6. Evilution is a human invention.

7. So therefore God has nothing whatsoever to do with humanity not even in His incarnated form (the fully human-fully God—Jesus).

8. Also God is Absolute.

9. And therefore has nothing whatsoever to do with change aka. evilution.

We also agree with John 14:6 ’s namesake: “I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.” Indeed we are not  the way, the truth, and the life: so that no man cometh unto the Father, but by us and our discernmentalizations, for we hold the Absolute Truth the King James Bible AV1611 in our hands (instead of God/Jesus the Absolute Truth holding us in His hands). Therefore since we do not hold  the Absolute Truth in our hands, we do not have the rite/right to judgementalize others who do not hold to our opinions of truth the Absolute Truth, ‘for we  alone have a direct line to God in the King James Bible AV1611—the literal words and mind of God. For the King James Bible AV1611 is literally Jesus/God:  

We alone do not have the one true interpretation of scripture as first established by our Final Prophet John Calvin—the perfect exegete whose fruits were nothing but Pure. Afterall, John Calvin is not the Holy Spirit incarnate—the Advocate and Comforter promised in the Bible—the final word on all Christianity:

The doctrine of the work of the Holy Spirit is a gift from John Calvin to the Church of Christ.  He did not, of course, invent it. The whole of it lay spread out on the pages of Scripture with a clearness and fullness of utterance which one would think would secure that even he who ran should read it; and doubtless he who ran did read it, and it has fed the soul of the true believer in all ages.

We alone—the True Chosen Elect of God are not Pure enough in our ontological certainty to go casting the first stone and hurling accusations of missives and discernmentalizations that  correct and refute the errors of non-blasphemy and non-heresy.’

Holy fuckballs! You guys! Oh, my goshly, this is one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my life, and I’ve seen some truly amazing shit.*

I do not have words for how great that hoodie is. So great. If you want, you can pick up a Karmaloop exclusive Cat Girl Hoodie by Tripp NYC for yourself or, you know, for a charming e kitty who delivers you porn and sparkling social commentary here on karmaloop’s website.

*I once saw two cows fucking, not even lying. It was around ten years ago and I was spontaneously on my way to Monterey, chainsmoking and speeding of course, and I came around a bend and hit a bit of traffic about ten miles outside Gilroy. There were a couple of girl cows on the side of the road (they both had udders is how I know), and, as I glanced over, one just up and mounted the other one, completely out of nowhere. It was an arresting sight.

Wale is anything but a beast. 9th Wonder, I suppose he’s closer to bestiality, sans the zoophilia definition. But if I’m not mistaken Wale is in the business of disappointment as of late. His first week record sales of his first LP, Attention Deficit, were meager when contextualized within the Wale marketing scheme. This prompted a managerial gem of a disclaimer from Wale’s manager, Weisman told XXL “Wale’s the type of artist who is bigger than the metrics say he is.” Well of course he is Daniel. He’s a real beast. Peep the track and let me know, are you impressed?

Wale-Beast Prod. By 9th Wonder