Bette Midler’s boobs are perkier than mine.
The Fidgety Widget
I love my life. It’s full of laughter and dirty dishes and gratitude and drama and two year olds trying to give cats rectal exams. 569 more words
When in fact, my youngest has peanut butter in her hair, my son has removed and hidden his pants, and my eldest threw a tantrum of the first order when I told her she couldn’t have a gummi bear and nutella sandwich for dinner.
1 month, 2 weeks
Jack in the Wild
When I was a young girl, I was obsessed with Bette Midler. Obsessed probably isn’t the right word for it. Okay, I was full-out-stocker-in-love with Bette. 261 more words
1 month, 3 weeks
Happy New Year! It’s a time of shiny happy new things in my house.
First, we’re getting a new car. A new-to-us car, anyway. It’s large and boxy and shiny. 425 more words