A: Would you recommend your waxologist? I’ve fallen out with mine.
B: What happened?
A: She has given my vagina a soul patch. I have Billy Ray Vaj-yrus in my knickers.
It’s not that I’m an antisocial person. I’m not. But if I’m traveling alone, which means I’m either traveling to or from a business meeting, I really don’t want to engage in inane, time-wasting conversations with people I’ve never met before, will never see again, and about whom I couldn’t care less. 663 more words