Every couple of days my parole officer calls me up to check in and make sure I haven’t purchased any Got Milk? Magic Straws. Those of you who read the Shameless Consumer will know about my longstanding battle with Got Milk? 970 more words
So I got my Boyfriend a rather expensive and extremely foo-foo stainless steel toilet brush and toilet brush holder. For his birthday. And now I’m unsure if I’m being served birthday cake or divorce papers for lunch….