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Calico Collar Crime.

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: The clouds above the city are heavy and sulky, like a bar where there’s a ram one end, and a g … more →

Tags: false accusation, noir cliches, shady shrew

The Open Road.21 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: I guess I must have seen enough of people to get together a pretty nice theory on animal nature. The … more →

Tags: max being stupid, The Toad

This is a First.5 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: I snap on the lights in the interrogation room, and he squints his beady little eyes at me across th … more →

Tags: noir cliches, shady shrew

Mama Take This Badge Off Of Me, I Can't Use It Anymore.7 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Hey dere Max. Hey, Dog. See, dat’s whut I talkin bout. Fox never did bother lernin mah name, j … more →

Tags: huge sunday, max being stupid, max being useful?!, noir cliches, sherman the skunk

Marathon Mouse.9 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Whoever designed this hall was either a sadist or a failed trombone player. It’s long, twisty, … more →

Tags: max being stupid, false accusation

Oh Dam.5 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: It’d been raining all day. Most of the beat officers were off with emergency crews, and the st … more →

Tags: max being stupid, false accusation, The Toad

Everybody! Everybody!6 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “So what am I looking at here?” Shopliftin. Lil’ dinky corner store. All dese clow … more →

Tags: harry ape, police corruption, count weirdly, wanda witch, Sid Sailor

Why, He's Just Misunderstod.3 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “Alright, let’s get this over with- gah.” Whutsa matta? “It’s… r … more →

Tags: huge sunday, max being stupid, count weirdly, unmystery

Why Are They Still Using This Thing?4 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “No.” Aw, c’mon Fox! Please? “We’ve been over this!” But I gawt … more →

Tags: slick smitty, reeky rat, lie detector

The Framing of The Shrew.4 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “I can wait all night. Nobody’s going anywhere till we get this settled.” I tells … more →

Tags: juvenile delinquency, shady shrew

They Must Broadcast This On The Fox Network.11 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “So what’s the problem this time?” One of the lights, shorted right the hell out. … more →

Tags: noir cliches, max being stupid, Weird Shit, scrambled word puzzle

Push the Button, Frank.3 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: I was in the middle of an experiment. I tend to get two kinds of case, the real serious kind and the … more →

Tags: huge sunday, slick smitty, Weird Shit, max being useful?!, ms. mayfair

The Unstoppable BrooheMopth.2 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: G-gnyaha! N-now I have you, S-sl-slylock! Now n-n-none shall stand between me and my n-nefarious g-g … more →

Tags: max being stupid, Weird Shit, buford bull, count weirdly

The Fox-Who-Detects.6 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Five days ago a country in Africa nobody had ever heard of before, except maybe banana farmers, erup … more →

Tags: huge sunday

I Can't Think Of An Appropriate "Lost" Reference.3 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: When I close cases, they stay closed. That’s because when I’ve solved something, it … more →

Tags: noir cliches, huge sunday, police corruption

When Insanity Goes From 'Charming' To 'Repulsively Creepy.'4 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: I’d been working a missing persons case for, oh, about a month on and off, in between more urg … more →

Tags: huge sunday, max being stupid, count weirdly

Do You Really Need A Detective To Tell You This?7 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: I was really busy the other day. We had two reports of maniacs running around at large: this one pin … more →

Tags: huge sunday, count weirdly, shady shrew

An Actual Crime. Been A While Since We Saw One Of Those.5 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: There’s two security cameras watching me. The feeling isn’t exactly comfortable, but I c … more →

Tags: six differences

Shut Up, Max.3 comments

Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: Sly, youz never gonnah guess what I did! “Alphabetized your canned soup?” I gawt us a ca … more →

Tags: huge sunday, max being stupid, slick smitty, false accusation, gentleman dog thief, sir hound


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