The clouds above the city are heavy and sulky, like a bar where there’s a ram one end, and a goat on the other, and they’ve both almost had enough to start something, but not quite. They… more →
Reynard Noir: The Seedy Underworld of Slylock FoxReynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: The clouds above the city are heavy and sulky, like a bar where there’s a ram one end, and a g … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: I guess I must have seen enough of people to get together a pretty nice theory on animal nature. The … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: I snap on the lights in the interrogation room, and he squints his beady little eyes at me across th … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Hey dere Max. Hey, Dog. See, dat’s whut I talkin bout. Fox never did bother lernin mah name, j … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Whoever designed this hall was either a sadist or a failed trombone player. It’s long, twisty, … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: It’d been raining all day. Most of the beat officers were off with emergency crews, and the st … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “So what am I looking at here?” Shopliftin. Lil’ dinky corner store. All dese clow … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “Alright, let’s get this over with- gah.” Whutsa matta? “It’s… r … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “No.” Aw, c’mon Fox! Please? “We’ve been over this!” But I gawt … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “I can wait all night. Nobody’s going anywhere till we get this settled.” I tells … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “So what’s the problem this time?” One of the lights, shorted right the hell out. … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: I was in the middle of an experiment. I tend to get two kinds of case, the real serious kind and the … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: G-gnyaha! N-now I have you, S-sl-slylock! Now n-n-none shall stand between me and my n-nefarious g-g … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Five days ago a country in Africa nobody had ever heard of before, except maybe banana farmers, erup … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: When I close cases, they stay closed. That’s because when I’ve solved something, it … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: I’d been working a missing persons case for, oh, about a month on and off, in between more urg … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: I was really busy the other day. We had two reports of maniacs running around at large: this one pin … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: There’s two security cameras watching me. The feeling isn’t exactly comfortable, but I c … more →
Reynard Noir wrote 2 years ago: Sly, youz never gonnah guess what I did! “Alphabetized your canned soup?” I gawt us a ca … more →