The evidence: The main suspect: Now tell me – does it look to you as if butter would melt in his mouth?… more →
Down by the Riverrivergirlie wrote 6 months ago: The evidence: The main suspect: Now tell me – does it look to you as if butter would melt in h … more →
rivergirlie wrote 10 months ago: Well I’ve never heard of him, so that’s that. I did google images and here is the pick o … more →
rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: Just an experiment. xxx … more →
rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: And here’s why. In the last few weeks we have had a interloper cat troubling the tranquility o … more →
rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: Who’s with me on this? … more →
rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: … you know you’re in for trouble when your teenager starts a sentence with the word … more →
rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: I don’t believe Baudelaire wrote much about shopping. More’s the pity. But I bet his enn … more →
rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: The other night, one of my cats brought in a mouse. It escaped for a moment and seemed to be salvage … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: If a woman stands in her kitchen, and both her children are on a school trip to France for the whole … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: It seems self-evident, to me at least, that the very best hair conditioner in the world is cat spit. … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: Thanks to a combination of political correctness and the amazing ability of school children to turn … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: I may live to regret asking this. We shall see … I went to supper with some friends the other … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: So, we’ve had some friends staying. That’s the reason I’ve been a bit quieter than … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: I’ve come up with an absolutely water-tight reason for Roman Catholic priests to be allowed to … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: I’ve just been to a meeting about securing the future of state schools in my area. Did I menti … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: Like Gillian McKeith, I don’t have a PhD in nutrition, so I feel perfectly well qualifed to sh … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: So I had this dream recently. I think it’s what they call a ‘wish fulfillment’ dre … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: We writers are very sensitive creatures. Frankly, you only have to look at me to realise that I … more →
rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: The clocks went back somewhere between yesterday and today. I think. Or forward. It’s one or t … more →