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Will Leitch is leaving Deadspin?

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: Oh shit! I am so fucked! Honestly, in my limited dealings with him, he’s been nothing but fair … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, Funny! Not Funny!, DOOOOOOOD..., DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, OH NOES NO MORE LINKS!, Guess where this article turned away from satire?

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, care, care anymore.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: If you’ve read any sort of a sportsblog today, you know that Deadspin Editor Will Leitch got a … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, Bork Bork Bork, Douchebaggery, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, Hecklings!, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted

The Bill Simmons Backlash.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: In the Early-2000’s, ESPN’s Page 2 was the single greatest place for writing ever. Hunte … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, The WorldWide Leader, I insult people more poular than me, I'm not going to knock them off (I'm not funny), It's not going to happen soon

The Bill Simmons Backlash.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: In the Early-2000’s, ESPN’s Page 2 was the single greatest place for writing ever. Hunte … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, The WorldWide Leader, I insult people more poular than me, I'm not going to knock them off (I'm not funny), It's not going to happen soon

You want I should comment about the Heisman?1 comment

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Okay. I comment about the Heisman. It went exactly how the stiff arm trophy people said it was going … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, HEISMAN HYPE!, YOUR #1 SOURCE FOR THAT TEBOW PHOTO,

How To Objectify Women; and Ruin a Fanbase! Part 1: IT BEGINS!3 comments

Elvi Patterson! wrote 2 years ago: One must know this about the great continent of Blogfrica; Women run rare in the land of the nerd.  … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, Conspiracy Theories, You sold out!, The Blogger gets an ego!, Morality, Hecklings!, *Sanjaya Wipe*, The Moustache of Evil, Funny! Not Funny!

The Best Advice I Have Never Followed?

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: “Don’t be cool. Like everything.” -Alan Moore Sure, if you think about it, the adv … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, Bitter Beer Face, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, Hecklings!, *Sanjaya Wipe*, Backdoor Gump Luck, Bow Chicka Wa Wa, Bork Bork Bork, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!

In Which I Preview Every Major Free Agent6 comments

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Okay, we all know what Free Darko did with a preview of every NBA Player out there doing his NBA thi … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Analysisesims!, BAYSBALL!, Bud Selig, Cake Rocks The Party That Rocks The Body, Douchebaggery, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Nerd Alert.

Okay. I know I've cracked wise on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: And the fact of the matter is, I still think they are like The Texas Longhorns in that they are cons … more →

Tags: Bitter Beer Face, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, Brady, Massholerics, BAYSBALL!, Hecklings!, Manny being Manny, Funny! Not Funny!, NBA Found My Smile

New York Magazine likes to eviscerate people.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Sure, these targets may seem worthy. 1995 was a bad year for Saturday Night Live, and the fact of th … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, Bullshit, *Sanjaya Wipe*, Bow Chicka Wa Wa, Bork Bork Bork, Analysisesims!, blah blah blah

Everybody loves a good feud.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: I know I do. Loggins and McDonald taking it to Hall and Oates is as good as gold. But here’s t … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, The Big Lead, taint, Massholerics, BAYSBALL!, Hecklings!, *Sanjaya Wipe*, Youtubers, Upset City!

Here's the thing about the Bandwagon Fans.1 comment

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: When they leap off? They leap off angry. How do I know this? Because this was a big weekend for the … more →

Tags: Blogroll, Bitter Beer Face, Gallardo, BAYSBALL!, *Sanjaya Wipe*, George Michael Hype Machine, Funny! Not Funny!, FAVRAH!, Cake Rocks The Party That Rocks The Body

I have finally found a sport that doesn't use Steroids or HGH!

Elvi Patterson! wrote 2 years ago: I know that the sports world is in shambles because of drugs.  There is a way we can bounce back. TH … more →

Tags: Bitter Beer Face, You sold out!, The Blogger gets an ego!, We don't need no stinkin' Mustaches!, Morality, *Sanjaya Wipe*, The Moustache of Evil, Funny! Not Funny!, Cutting and pasting is hard.

Random Blather...Things I'm thinking but don't need to blog about...

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: We got our first tip! A nice statistical breakdown of the Non-Yankee New York baseball teams from co … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Agent Zero, Analysisesims!, Backdoor Gump Luck, BAYSBALL!, Boring Homerism, Bork Bork Bork, Bow Chicka Wa Wa, Braun Town!

The people who matter most, weigh in on Micheal Vick!!2 comments

Elvi Patterson! wrote 2 years ago: If you haven’t heard, Micheal Vick is going to plead guilty to the charges against him.  As th … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, Bitter Beer Face, Conspiracy Theories, You sold out!, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, The Blogger gets an ego!, Morality, *Sanjaya Wipe*, Youtubers

Blogfrica: It's 10 Percent Skill.3 comments

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: (Alternate Title: I heard the rain down in Blogfrica.) The whys and wherefores of any reasonably suc … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, Boring Homerism, *Sanjaya Wipe*, George Michael Hype Machine, Funny! Not Funny!, Backdoor Gump Luck, DOOOOOOOD..., Bork Bork Bork, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!

Poker Players: America's Role Models-Erick Lindgren

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: I know it’s been on other sites by now, but you have come for the story of Brandi Hawbaker. An … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, Hecklings!, *Sanjaya Wipe*, Funny! Not Funny!, Cutting and pasting is hard., Bork Bork Bork, Golf! Golf! Golf is a game. Golf is a game that you pla, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!

A-Rod wants to play in San Fransisco.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Seriously. It’s too easy a joke. But it lead to something interesting. On the Sacramento Bee W … more →

Tags: BAYSBALL!, Bow Chicka Wa Wa, Bork Bork Bork

I understand my fatness is a choice.1 comment

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: I accept it. I do not regret this decision on most days. It allows me to enjoy Stephen Colbert … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, taint, You sold out!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, The Blogger gets an ego!, Hecklings!, Funny! Not Funny!, Scadenfreude!, DOOOOOOOD...


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