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I open the Take off in Italian textbook to the “End of Unit One Test.” I smile a little as I take out a blue pen and a red pen. It is early September, I have new pens, I am taking a test. … more →
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You’ve heard of blonde moments……..
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walkinginmymind wrote 1 month ago: I was very excited when I was given a home exercise ball, in light of my changing exercise habits no … more →
Square Fest LOLz
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Me: OMG there’s a tent shaped tent!! …*whilst in a field, surrounded by tents* Jim: Uhh … more →
I knew What I Meant
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Me: I’ve got a song stuck in my head but I dunno which one. Danica: How does it go? Me: I dunn … more →
I have never noticed the piano in Rummers before D:
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Me: They need to move the pubquiz machine over by the piano…*doubletakes* Piano! Wtf! … more →
On Second Thoughts More Thinking Might Be Best For Her
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Me: Oi less thinking more drinking! Lor: hahah genius *fives minutes later she’s still got a d … more →
Wet Puddles And Nazi Hyenas
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Me: I just stepped in a wet puddle! StalkerMatt: Yeh puddles are generally wet Lauren: *goosesteppin … more →
Connectwhut?
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Me: *sets up game of Connect4* How many do you have to get in a row? … more →
Anti-Jewish Dog
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Ollie: I heard about this guy who trained his dog to attack jews. Danica: How did it know which ones … more →
Bright Moon = Sunny Tomorrow??
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Me: Is it gonna be sunny tomorrow? Sam: Yeh I mean look at the moon! … more →
If You Go Down To The Woods Today...
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Danica: You need to sing that drinking song that always makes me down everything. Sian: What? The te … more →
Sober.
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Steph: Spam isn’t ham!…no wait yes it is, it’s that other stuff that’s beef. … more →
Drunk.
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Steph: Jade! Me: What? Steph: JADE! Me: WHAT!! *runs* Steph: *points to word “pint”* Is … more →
Blonde Moment
kaosskitten wrote 2 months ago: Meelie: Why’s it so dark in that corner? Me: Cause the lights aren’t on! … more →
Blonde Moment ;)
Jewels wrote 2 months ago: Do you ever have really embarrassing blonde moments??? Well I have them often, but this one just wa … more →
Bathroom Deja Vu
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thatisahat wrote 3 months ago: The only way to explain is to go back about 8 months. The university had just completed construction … more →
On playing tennis mostly just to look cute.
S wrote 3 months ago: S: Today is draaaaaaaagging. C: I know. It’s because I want to play tennis so badly. S: My hai … more →
On poetry readings.
S wrote 3 months ago: S: You gotta get loose and let the words wash over you. It was like acid, but without all the pesky … more →
On blow-up dolls.
S wrote 3 months ago: S: “(903): I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls. (214): It’s called a dildo … more →
Cranial Void To Let
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foxsden wrote 3 months ago: I stood on the scales one morning and suddenly became aware I had my dressing gown on. I removed the … more →
