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So A Police Officer Sees A Pickup Truck Full O' Seals...

From the always reliable Mail Online comes this series of laughable (literally) shots of different types of seals, lying down on the job. Which is what they do best. 12 more words

Diver Advisory Cautionary Warning Alert!

Due to the combined effects of acid rain, global warming, fracking runoff, radioactive fallout, burst sewage pipelines, and motor oil poured down storm drains, divers are advised that prolonged exposure to reef water may cause slight facial skin irritation. 7 more words

Happy 1st Birfday To Bao Bao!

Today is Little BB’s first birthday and it’s time to celebrate! Mashable says that Bao Bao is one of “one of less than 2,000 endangered giant pandas left on Earth.” … 29 more words

[Beluga Thinks: "I'll Show THESE Kids."]

You’re a big ol’ Blorp, floatin’ along at the Mystic Aquarium, and you’ve had quite enough of little ankle biters waving at you and pounding on the glass. 13 more words

Mind If I Hop On, Mate?

Two surfers were hanging ten off the NE coast of England, when they were joined by a visitor. (No audio on this one BTW.) 6 more words

Cool Off With Da Mao

It’s hot everywhere, and it’s not coolin’ off anytime soon. So let’s take ya back to mid-February in snowy Toronto, where Da Mao The Panda displays his fine blorp form.

From Christel N.