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Walrus Intervention


(And hey, as long as we’re Talkin’ Blorp—how ’bout THIS Little Gonzo Wild Man?)


Both photos from the NatGeo Instagram page as seen on BuzzFeed 23 more words

Friday Haiku: Hip Hip Hooray

Small blorpy hippo
Looks like The Michelin Man
Stole that from Gawker.


Olivia is a newborn Swedish Pygmy Hippo, thus invoking DUAL RULES: … 25 more words

So A Police Officer Sees A Pickup Truck Full O' Seals...

From the always reliable Mail Online comes this series of laughable (literally) shots of different types of seals, lying down on the job. Which is what they do best. 12 more words

Diver Advisory Cautionary Warning Alert!

Due to the combined effects of acid rain, global warming, fracking runoff, radioactive fallout, burst sewage pipelines, and motor oil poured down storm drains, divers are advised that prolonged exposure to reef water may cause slight facial skin irritation. 7 more words

Happy 1st Birfday To Bao Bao!

Today is Little BB’s first birthday and it’s time to celebrate! Mashable says that Bao Bao is one of “one of less than 2,000 endangered giant pandas left on Earth.” … 29 more words

[Beluga Thinks: "I'll Show THESE Kids."]

You’re a big ol’ Blorp, floatin’ along at the Mystic Aquarium, and you’ve had quite enough of little ankle biters waving at you and pounding on the glass. 13 more words