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Blorp Spoken Here

Intrepid Cuteporter Jen F. continues to churn out the QTE, with another image from her January 2013 trip to Antarctica, South Georgia and the Falklands. Wonder what their snoring sounds like?

[*Note- LOUD. -Ed.]

Seal Trolls Puppeh, Film At Eleven

Watch this Prosh Bebeh Blorpster mess with this puppeh’s head with a game of hide and seek, in the River Thames near Greenwich, South East London.

Walrus Intervention


(And hey, as long as we’re Talkin’ Blorp—how ’bout THIS Little Gonzo Wild Man?)


Both photos from the NatGeo Instagram page as seen on BuzzFeed 23 more words

Friday Haiku: Hip Hip Hooray

Small blorpy hippo
Looks like The Michelin Man
Stole that from Gawker.


Olivia is a newborn Swedish Pygmy Hippo, thus invoking DUAL RULES: … 25 more words

So A Police Officer Sees A Pickup Truck Full O' Seals...

From the always reliable Mail Online comes this series of laughable (literally) shots of different types of seals, lying down on the job. Which is what they do best. 12 more words