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JUST MORE OF ME BEING AN UNHELPFUL ASSHOLE, TBH

I mean really. This is just another Tuesday on Ineligible Bachelors.

Baby Carrot and Two Blueberries

After my first foray into the medical consequences of fornication, I was mildly afraid to have sex again. That was one of the contributing factors to the next three months of celibacy. 1,667 more words

The Birthday Present

Most of the party goers left by one am. The few that remained were either past out in their tents they brought so they didn’t have to drive home or doing some kind of something in the woods. 915 more words

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The House Keeper

“Good morning Sheila. Coffee ready yet?” Mr Greyson yawned as he dragged himself into the kitchen.

“Good morning Mr. Greyson. Your cup with cream and two sugars is sitting next to the coffee pot waiting for you.” Sheila responded pleasantly. 1,148 more words

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The Checklist

Ever been to the races, bet on a horse, and won?! The surprise and thrill of the win is a great feeling, just like when you sleep with a girl and she is shaven. 322 more words