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Yeah, actually it’s been a lot of that.

(And a little of this)

For those of you who don’t know what a haiku is, it’s a short, three-line poem that follows a strict per line rule of 5 syllables, 7 syllable and then 5 syllables. For example:

These are haiku rules.

Each line, syllable count is

five, seven, five…k?

In the last week, The Canucks have dug themselves a giant hole, Daniel Sedin has made a heroic comeback and inspired the team (and his brother Henrik) and… something happened with our goalies. Not sure what, I just put in new drapes in my apartment, which is under a giant rock.

These are the Haiku Hat Tricks:

“MUCH ADO ABOUT GOALIES”

1. Not Luongo’s fault.
Desperate team, needed a change.
Is Schneider the man?

2. He’s younger, cheaper ,
has cool nickname (not just “Lu“)
“Red-headed stop child”.

3. Simple fact: he won.
So I’ll start this crap early…
We Want Eddie Lack!

(Got my "76" on order already. "Schneider is so overrated!" - Future morons)

“2 Sedins, Much Heart”

1. They’re sisters no more.
Assuming haters grow up
(will never happen).

2. Daniel’s big return.
Injects new life (and offence).
Both were needed bad.

3. Henrik’s big response?
Brown never saw this coming:
A well placed b**** slap!

(Pictured: Dustin Brown not having all of Henrik Sedin's money)

“COMEBACK, TO THE FUTURE”

1. One versus eight? Pfft!
Who do we want in round two–
Down three games? Oh sh**.

2. Powerplay? Garbage!
Edler looked like beer leaguer.
Kesler just looked drunk.

3. Game 4: got the win.
Broom sales in LA plummet
This? What we live for.

(Joy, Sadness, Anger, Relief, Regret, Dopey, Doc, Bashful, Blitzen. Because it's the cup)

You can follow j.Bowman on twitter (@jBowmancouver). His use of hockey related poetry got him laughed at in High School. Now? Well he still gets laughed at for it, but he can finally grow a beard. So that’s something.