I’m very close to my family, and when I was in California, I visited my sister.  We took my niece to the zoo, and at one point she said, “Uncle Bob, when are you going to get married?” And I said, “Amanda, I’m gay.  Do you know that that means?”

And she said, “I think so.  Are you a top or a bottom?”

She’s growing up a little too fast.

-Bob Smith

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