Dad tells us some of the most amazing stories I’ve ever heard in my entire life. There are a lot of stories here I had never heard before. Most of his stories involve him lying to people in order to:

Get a flight on a private plane

Meet celebrities

and go to the Oscars.

It’s amazing.

We’re also joined part way through by my mother to help tell some pretty freaky stories about bats!

Now, I know I’m biased, but I’m going to go ahead and tell you guys that this might be my one of my favorite episodes of the show so far. As a matter of fact, it might be the first show that we have bonus content for. So look for that sometime this week!

This also might be the first show where Bobby and I are almost completely irrelevant. If anything, we’re there to derail the stories being told. Think about that as you listen. Dad tells really funny, interesting stories, then Bobby and I jump in being morons, and once we’re done, dad moves on as if nothing happened. It’s completely awesome.

Anyway:

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UPDATE: I posted a bonus clip from this show! Click here to go to it!

So thanks guys, I hope you enjoy the show, please feel free to give us feedback here or on Twitter (click here), Facebook (click here) or by e-mailing us at WillAndBobby@gmail.com!

And as always, feel free to ask any questions, request topics, or offer to host a future episode!

Episode 16 next week!

We also discuss getting in trouble, bullies, and weird kids. It’s a damn good episode, and there’s a ton of stuff that made me burst out laughing while I edited it, so check it out and spread the word!

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I hope you enjoy the show guys!

Episode 15 next week!

My hair is fucked up and disheveled, I’m wearing sweat pants and a stretched out t-shirt with what might be a million stains. Maybe mustard stains.

I look like every stupid cliché of a fat, single, loser who has completely given up on life.

But guess what, morons, I just came from the gym!

Booya!

Kaboom!

I own you!

Since the beginning of the year, I’ve been one of those creepy dudes you try not to make eye contact with at the gym! I go to the gym!

For years I’ve been an on-again, off-again sort of health guy. You definitely wouldn’t know it to look at me (I’m big) but of you look at random pictures of me taken in the past 5 years, there’s a lot of slimming down and blowing up going on. Hell, at one point I was technically just chubby!

For the past year I’ve been full-blown fat, though, and like every other time when I’ve noticed the weight, I’m making an effort to get healthy.

It’s amazing, I really do find that whenever I finally discover that I’m fat as hell, it’s like flipping a switch: I pay attention to the food I’m eating, I work out. Inevitably that method of operation falls by the wayside again, but by the time that happens, hopefully I’ve lost just enough weight to allow another year of eating too much pizza.

Bobby, on the other hand, is the kind of person who can eat whatever he wants, and stay thin. Worse than that, for the past few months, he’s actively been trying to gain weight. Asshole.

We usually grab something to eat before we record the show, and for a couple of weeks, when he’d come to town, he’d get two sandwiches.

Two foot-long sandwiches.

He had Eyebrows Lady make him two entire sandwiches! (Side note: this also means he ate double the amount of stuff Eyebrows Lady touched)

Did you know that, as an adult, there’s really nobody to tell you not to eat a huge bag of potato chips? Did you know that, at any time really, you can just go to a store and buy all the candy bars? There’s nothing stopping you! You don’t get in trouble for deciding you want to eat a pint of Americone Dream (Stephen Colbert’s Ben & Jerry’s ice cream) or get a couple cheese quesadillas from Taco Bell. Although I heard you can be arrested…cardiacally!!! (that joke works, and I’m a fucking genius)

I’ll tell you a true story about my experience with Taco Bell. Maybe 6 or 7 years ago, I used to eat a nearly inhuman amount of fast-food. Seriously, it was like the movie Super Size Me was playing on a loop, except it’s a special edit where the guy never decides to quit and he doesn’t have a mustache (yet). I used to go to Taco Bell and get a steak quesadilla and a Cheesy Gordita Crunch. In case you aren’t aware, those things are fucking amazing. I usually would park in the lot, in a space farthest from where there could possibly be foot traffic, and eat like a shameful pig.

One day, while on my way to a party, I stopped at Taco Bell to get my bag of shit to eat, and parked in an out-of-the-way spot, as usual. Halfway through the quesadilla, a car pulled up and parked in the spot right next to me. I immediately put the food down on the passenger seat for fear of being seen doing what a lot of fat people do. I figured I’d just wait for the person next to me to get out of their car and go inside, and then I’d resume my cheese-feast.

Except they didn’t leave.

I looked over and saw a pretty girl getting into a burrito costume! (Obviously that’s not what happened, but I had written “pretty girl getting into a burrito” and couldn’t help myself from writing “costume”).

So there we were, two similarly gross people, going nuts on fake mexican food, both alone. I did what came natural:

I got uncomfortable, thought to myself “fucking freak,” and pulled out of the parking lot, finishing my food on the way to the party.

I’m telling you this story for a reason, I am a fucking freak and I really really need to get my shit in order. I’m feeling pretty good otherwise. I feel creative again for the first time in a long time, I’m being respectful to the people in my life (I think), and aside from some light mental illness, I’m a happy guy! If I can just get my priorities straight in terms of the food I eat, I’ll feel even more entitled to be an asshole on the podcast. I can’t wait!

Ricky Gervais has a stand up bit from a few years ago, while he was still overweight, in which he talks about how evidently only 2% of the population can claim they’re overweight because of a glandular problem. The rest just eat too much. He broke it down into the basic math of it: you ingest more calories than you burn off. I don’t know what backlash he may have received from that bit, but as a fat guy, I personally saw it as a really empowering simplification of what I do. It’s not an insurmountable problem you can’t get over, it’s a math equation. He may have been saying that fat people shouldn’t complain about being fat, but what he meant (I think) was “stop making excuses.” A few years later, he put his money where his mouth was and got in shape, himself.

You know how sometimes you’ll go out to dinner with your friends, and a fat friend will just order a salad, and not finish it? It’s because they’re pretty sure you’re paying attention to what they’re eating (I have done this). I don’t know whether or not that’s true, but I do know that this means your friend is really insecure. I personally don’t give a fuck about how big anyone else is, as long as they don’t live their life afraid and ashamed of it, but for me, personally, I’m pretty sick of being concerned with how I appear to other people, so I really think it’s time to try not to just lose enough weight to justify eventually eating again, it’s time to just live a little different. I’ve had 25 years of reckless fatness. That’s a pretty long time to do whatever you want. And it’s a cliché (for a reason), but food isn’t love (except evidently it is: Huggable Vending Machine).

Maybe it’s the changing of seasons. It’s getting warmer, the earth is a little greener (literally), shit’s blooming, and when that happens, a lot of people inevitably start making decisions about getting healthy. Maybe that’s exactly why I’m talking about this and feeling the way I am, but even if that’s the case, I’ll take advantage of that feeling for as long as possible. Otherwise it’d be like walking past a dollar bill on the ground. Sure, it might have poop on it, but a dollar is a dollar. I’m pretty sure that’s a poor metaphor, but you know what I mean.

So in that grocery store, with me looking like total shit, and looking like I’ve come straight from playing video games in my parents’ basement (note: I actually might have), I’m going to start taking solace in the knowledge that I look the way I do not because I’ve given up, but because I’m starting to try.

Full Disclosure: The actual reason I was at that grocery store was because my girlfriend and I left the gym early to get dinner.

Progress, booya.

If you have no idea who the fuck Eyebrows Lady, get to know her: WBKE – Episode 6: Crazy People Part 1

And here’s that Ricky Gervais bit: Ricky Gervais on Fat People

Here’s a SECOND Ricky Gervais bit I JUST found in which he basically says everything I just said (except he said it first as a huge celebrity). It’s him talking about his previous bit, from the perspective of a thin man. Pretty cool (viewer discretion advised): Ricky Gervais – Fat People

Feel free to comment with fat jokes!

In this episode we’re joined by Allie Palmer (my girlfriend) in a conversation about whatever comes to mind, which means we’re talking about how it’s currently a great time to be a racist, about how SNL sucks now, and then we chastise people on Facebook for posting one of the dumbest things ever!

It’s a really fun episode, and it’s the first time we’re posting an episode just days after recording it, so listen, and feel free to comment on the things we discuss!

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Please like our facebook page and follow us on Twitter as @WillAndBobby and @WillRogers2000

As always, email us at WillAndBobby@gmail.com with comments, questions, suggestions for topics, and requests to host!

And stay tuned, because I have some goofy shit coming up. And some really cool shit. Maybe. We’ll see.

Either way, enjoy, and Episode 14 next week!

Now, I obviously could go back and edit the references we make out of the episode, but it’s not that big a deal.  Just know that we had been talking about how nerds get too invested in things. It’s insane that this guy died sitting in a chair in front of a computer. Also, Bobby asks how this is possible, since the guy died after just 10 hours of sitting. He asked why being immobile for a long time evidently kills you. Wouldn’t people die in their sleep every night? I made the hilarious joke that when it’s recommended you get 8 hours of sleep a night, 8 hours isn’t the minimum…It’s the maximum! “You gotta get outta that bed, baby!“

Man, I should have left all that in, that’s hilarious. I’m hilarious.

Anyway:

This week, Bobby and I are joined again by Michael Costa and Matt Battaglia to have another conversation about a whole bunch of nerdy bullshit. We might actually be nerdier in this one.

This episode has it all: The Walking Dead, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Batman, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and a renewed debate over which one of us is the nerdiest. The decision is honestly pretty surprising.

We also talk about the concept of saying “well the book is better than the movie.”

Here’s how to get the show:

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I hope you enjoy the show guys, please spread the word if you do, and then:

Head over to the Facebook page for the show and click the like button: click here!

Please look for Matt and me (Will) on Twitter: MattJBatt and WillRogers2000

And as always, e-mail us at WillAndBobby@gmail.com with comments, questions, suggestions for topics, or requests to host!

Episode 13 next week!

It’s a pretty fast paced episode, where we furiously debate whether or not these franchises suck:

The Walking Dead, Comic Book Men, Star Wars, and Harry Potter.

We each also admit something that we are embarrassed about, and shockingly, Bobby has a shit ton of them.

Also, Bobby tells some insanely fascinating stories, one about a friend, and one about himself, and I’m kicking myself for not asking him more questions about them!

This episode is crazy, it’s fun, it’s fast paced, and we cover almost everything. ALMOST! There will be a Part Two next week with Mike Costa added to the conversation!

So here’s what you should do:

Click here to listen straight from your browser!

Click here to go straight to the iTunes page for the show!

Or download the free Stitcher app for Apple/Android/Blackberry devices and search for “WBKE”

For more detailed instructions on how to get the show, click here!

As always, please send and comments or questions to us at WillAndBobby@gmail.com. Also feel free to send any requests for topics or requests to host, because we’re definitely open to both. It doesn’t matter where you are, because Skype exists, and our feeling is that everybody has something worth talking about.

You can also find us online on Facebook by clicking here (please click the Like button), and find me and Matt Battaglia on Twitter where we’re WillRogers2000 and MattJBatt! We also technically have a Twitter account for the show, which I’ll start working on eventually, so follow it if you want: it’s just WillAndBobby.

Alright, that’s all I’ve got, listen to the show, and if you like it, please pass on the word, we want to expand our audience and we can really use your help! Thanks and take care!

Part 2 next week!

Sarah tells us about a creepy play she tried out for, Bobby shares a story about a crazy moron he was in a play with, and Will talks about stand-up comedy.

We had a really great time recording this episode, and it’s a lot of fun to listen to, so:

Click here to listen straight from your browser!

Click here to go directly to the iTunes page for the show!

Or download the free Stitcher app on iPhone/Android/Blackberry and search for “WBKE” to stream it from your fancy phone!

For more detailed instructions on how to listen to the show, click here!

As usual, guys, please feel free to send any comments, questions, suggestions for topics or requests to host to WillAndBobby@gmail.com.

And if you like the show, please like us on Facebook! Click here to go straight to the Facebook page or just click the “like” button in the side bar. Because the show is free and goofy, all we ask as repayment is for you to please tell THREE (3!) people about us. We have a great time doing the show, and we want it to grow, so please help us out.

Thanks guys, I hope you enjoy the show, and see you next week for Episode 11!

Don’t judge me in real life for statements I make in the podcast this week.

I’m very proud of this episode. As a matter of fact, I had a blast recording it, I think it’s hilarious, and I’m happily putting it online, but there are some odd jokes in the episode this week that I feel will make me seem crude. And maybe I am, but I don’t want to hear anything about how I have a childish sense of humor or anything. It’s all in good fun. It’s all lighthearted and goofy, so get out of your head, don’t take anything you hear seriously, and enjoy the show!

Anyway, this week Bobby and I welcome our buddy Frank onto the show to discuss pop culture. It very quickly turns into a conversation about what we hate about pop culture.

Most importantly, Frank discusses his attempts at performing magic, and also brings a couple of fun games to the table!

We also all go out of our minds, it’s so good.

To listen straight from your browser, click here!

To find the show on iTunes, simply search for “WBKE” or click here!

To stream the show on your smart phone, download the free Stitcher app for iPhones/Android/Blackberry and search “WBKE”

If you need more detailed instructions, click here!

Enjoy, please subscribe, and please tell your friends! If you like the show, all we ask is that you simply tell THREE people about it. Just three, help spread the word!

As always, feel free to send comments or questions to WillAndBobby@gmail.com and we’re always accepting requests for topics or even hosts!

You can find more content from us at http://www.WillAndBobby.com and look for us on Facebook at http://www.Facebook.com/WillandBobby

Episode 10 next week!

On the show we talked about the idea of having a chip in your head that lets a movie play out right in front of your eyes, because the movie is being beamed straight into your coconut. Yeah, it’s years out, many years out, but while I’m intrigued by the notion of expanding our abilities via the internet (which would be part of our consciousness), you have to wonder about practicality.

I get in trouble with my girlfriend now for constantly checking my e-mail, the show’s stats, etc. on my iPhone. What the hell is going to happen when I can constantly, without her knowing, be playing Mario Kart in my mind?

More than that, what’s to stop me from just sitting in a corner watching 30 Rock and googling funny pictures of dogs? What will keep me tethered to reality?

Yes, human interaction, I know. But don’t forget about the huge role social media plays in our lives now.

Remember when there was that earthquake in Virginia back in August, 2011? The tremors from that quake could be felt along the entire east coast! The moment I felt it, I checked every news outlet I could, but they didn’t have any information. Then I went on Twitter and immediately found out what happened. A buddy of mine in DC explained that he felt it too, and he had heard it was an earthquake.

Every news outlet was working to write up a story explaining why we all felt the quake. They needed to have the origin point, the magnitude, and the scope. They were busy getting the facts before they could report, while people on Facebook and Twitter were quickly talking to each other and reasoning out/passing along what information they could. It was damn near instant that I learned what had happened.

When we all have computer chips in our brain, will this be the closest thing our species will come to having a shared consciousness? Communication will literally be instantaneous. It’s amazing and terrifying.

Remember the Matrix? No, forget that, remember Wall-E!?

Wall-E takes place in a future where humans have left planet Earth because the atmosphere is overpolluted, so now all the surviving people live on a big space ship filled with shops. We all just sit in floating recliners that come complete with cupholders and a personal TV right in front of your face. If Bobby and I lived in the future that Wall-E depicts, and we’re sitting side by side, instead of turning to him to speak, I just video-call him. Is that the future? We’re all plugged in? And fat as shit by the way, with decreased bone dencity and cute little robots falling in love all around us?

Doesn’t sound half bad, honestly, aside from the smaller bones and the robots, I’m basically there already. But won’t we still require data plans? Is there a possibility that Bobby and I will be halfway through watching the new Die Hard (or playing the new Mortal Kombat) but then the signal will cut out because I didn’t pay the bill?

What would you do in that case? If you were disconnected from what has become the cyber world and now you not only can’t google “Bears waving like people” but you also can’t communicate with anybody?

Shit’s bleak.

I say fuck that. Keep your chips out of my brain!

Instead, I think that we should morph the human body to become more versatile. Think Inspector Gadget.

What’s that? It’s raining? No problem, a robot arm wearing a nice white glove will pop out my head, holding an umbrella!

You want to go skating, you say? Sounds good to me, MY FEET ARE SKATES!

Maybe I’m being an old man again. Maybe I just have a limited scope of what can be accomplished by merging the human consciousness with the internet. Maybe I honestly won’t live to see the day that this becomes a reality, but nevertheless I do think this is what we’re all heading toward and expecting. And as dumb as it is, I much prefer my Inspector Gadget idea.

It’s more useful to me to be put in my place using my iPhone too much than to get away with staring at the internet because all the function is taking place in my mind. I want to not only have access to the advanced technology, but I want to be chastised for doing it too much. So give me a finger that can become a cork-screw and I’ll keep my phone in my pocket.

And if someone could come up with a way for my ass to turn into a chair, that’d be great too.

What do you think? Am I going to far?

WBKE – Episode 8: Technology

Enjoy and spread the word!

This episode has it all:

Questions about the future of pants technology.

Questions about the nature of the earth/aliens.

Discussion of what objects Bobby and I would like to be, which logically devolves into me trying to figure out the best way to ruin the rest of his life.

It’s pretty goddamn action packed so get listening!

Here’s how:

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Or search for “WBKE” on the FREE iPhone/Android/Blackberry app Stitcher!

As always, feel free to leave any comments or questions here, and feel free to send requests to host or topic suggestions to us at WillAndBobby@gmail.com!

Episode 9 next week!

If you need more detailed instructions for how to listen to the show, click here.

Up at the top of the page, next to the “About us” link, you’ll see two new sections, “Episode List” and “How to Listen.”

When you click on “Episode List” you’ll get exactly what you might assume, a list of every episode we’ve done so far. More than that, though, if you click on any episode name, you’ll be able to instantly start listening to that episode right from your browser!

When you click on “How to Listen” you’ll get pretty detailed instructions for how to listen to Will and Bobby Know Everything. I have instructions for:

• Your computer
• Your iPhone/iPod/iPad
• Your Android phone/tablet
• Your Blackberry

I can’t think of anything I left out, but that might just be because I’m not very smart, so if I dropped the ball, throw me an email at WillAndBobby@gmail.com so I can make any additions I have to.

Alright, that’s that, but I think those are pretty damn good additions.

Enjoy our conversation about a man Sarah lives across the street from, who used to trade fish for beer, a woman who tried to get Kristen to clean a toilet for her, Bobby’s experience with a wild alcoholic, and my experience with a clearly insane woman I had to share a cubicle with for almost a year!

There are three simple ways to listen to this episode:

Listen straight through your computer browser by clicking HERE!

Load the show into your phone or MP3 player by going to it’s iTunes store page by clicking HERE!

Or stream it through your iPhone or Android phone by searching “WBKE” on the free app Stitcher!

Because this is a free show, all Bobby and I ask it that, assuming you like us, just tell 3 people about us, our website, or the podcast.

And by the way, feel free to send any comments, questions, or REQUESTS TO HOST to us at WillAndBobby@gmail.com

Thanks guys, Episode 8 next week!

I always wanted to buy the rights to my own website, and now I’ve got it!

Over here, I still have every single post I’d previously written. Everything was imported over, including typos and comments. Every Scary Story Time, every rant about types of people I’m annoyed by. So forget the old site, it’s been swallowed up by the new one.

You’ll notice that it’s easier to navigate my posts now. Over on the right hand side bar, you’ll see a section called “Categories.” There I list the different types of posts you’ll find here.

If you want to have an easy list of only scary stuff, click on the “Scary Story Time” category. For posts about my podcast, Will and Bobby Know Everything, click on exactly that! To avoid those common types of posts, click on “Uncatagorized,” and you’ll get just the posts that I wrote about anything else. It’s simple.

Along with the new WillRogers2000 site, Bobby and I started www.WillAndBobby.com where you can go to get content not only about our podcast, but also additional posts from both of us about whatever we think of, as well as exciting upcoming new projects!

Bookmark both sites, because why not?

This is where Bobby and I are going to be posting content that we can’t really do on the podcast itself!

Bobby and I are going to be posting things we’ve seen around the internet, stupid shit that pops into our heads, and also brand new video content about once a month.

So add this site to your favorites, put it in your bookmarks bar, or add it to your RSS feed!

You’ll notice on the side bar that you can click on different categories.

Click on “Will and Bobby Know Everything” to get posts specifically about the podcast. Each week there will be a post about a new episode with possible background information or pictures.

You can also click on “Will Rogers” to get content written specifically by me, or “Bobby” for content specifically written by him.

In case you’re new to this whole thing, below I’ve added links to each show we’ve already done. Just click on an episode to listen straight from your browser, or search for “WBKE” on iTunes or Stitcher (which is a free smart phone app) to find the show and listen on an iPod or phone!

But remember to check out a NEW episode of WBKE coming this Sunday!

SNEAK PEEK: WBKE – Episode 1 (In case you want to try us out before you commit)

WBKE – Episode 1: Public Speaking

WBKE – Episode 2: Crime

WBKE – Episode 3: The Work Force

WBKE – Episode 4: Dating

WBKE – Episode 5: The Supernatural

WBKE – Episode 6: Crazy People Part 1

Thanks! And remember that you can send any comments, questions, or REQUESTS TO HOST A FUTURE EPISODE to us directly at WillAndBobby@gmail.com

On Episode 4 of Will and Bobby Know Everything, Sara Mercadante joins Bobby and me via Skype. The topic this week is Dating.

Listen as Bobby and I go out of our fucking minds.

Maybe it’s because the host isn’t with us in person, or maybe it’s because Bobby and I had more coffee than usual, but regardless of reason, Bobby and I are out of control this week. It’s awesome. Listen close.

Now this is important:

We’re all adults here, right? Well in the show this week, we discuss something that might be considered immature and gross, but I say suck it up and let go, and have fun. Yes it’s gross, but it’s also fucking hilarious.

Look for it on iTunes and Stitcher!

Click here to go directly to the show on iTunes!

Or click here to listen within your browser!

It’s a fucking good one, tell your friends, because everyone should hear this horse shit.

Send any comments or questions to WillAndBobby@gmail.com

Bobby and I are always looking for new hosts for the show! You can tell it’s pretty laid back and stupid, and this episode is a good example that you don’t need to be with us in person, we’ll take hosts from anywhere in the world, as long as you have a strong internet connection. So please let us know if you’re interested, I don’t give a fuck who you are or what the fuck you want to talk about, it’s just for fun, so email us!

Episode 5 next week!

Hey guys, get to iTunes or run on search on Stitcher, because Episode 3 of Will and Bobby Know Everything is now online!

You can also listen in your browser via this link: WBKE on LibSyn

This week, guest host Samantha Short leads a conversation about what is listed as The Work Force, but is mostly a discussion about an asshole boss she, Bobby, and I have all shared.

Also we discuss a giant baby that Bobby used to live with! Who tried to get me drunk! How can you avoid something so intriguing??

As always, feel free to ask any questions or send any comments to WillAndBobby@gmail.com.

If you’re interested in hosting a future episode of Will and Bobby Know Everything, just e-mail us, we’re open to anybody, from anywhere! Because Skype exists!

So go ahead and listen, it’s a good one!

Episode 4 next week!

Boom.

Episode 2 of Will and Bobby Know Everything is online!

In this episode, Bobby and I are joined by special guest host Tommy Becker, who comes by to discuss the state of crime in the world today. Specifically, we try to figure out the best way to murder each other.

It’s a lot of fun! I hope you guys like it.

Same rules as last time, find it on:

iTunes for you Mac or PC

The iTunes app for your iPhone, by searching the show’s title.

The free Stitcher (podcast directory) app for your iPhone or Android phone, by searching the show’s title.

Or just listen through your browser!

No matter what, just enjoy the show!

You can make any comments of love or hate, or send any questions or requests to this blog or to WillAndBobby@gmail.com

Episode 3 in a week!

In this podcast, Bobby and I are joined by special guest host Michael Costa to discuss the very common fear of public speaking.

We also discuss drowning in soup.

It’s a weird show, just listen to it.

Here’s how:

Assuming you have iTunes installed on your computer, you can go straight to the page for the show by clicking on this link:

WBKE on iTunes

If you HAVEN’T got iTunes on your computer, you can go directly to the source, the website our podcast is originally hosted on, and either stream or download the episode by clicking on THIS link:

www.WillAndBobby.libsyn.com

If you have an iPhone, just search for the show in the iTunes app.

If you have an Android phone (this will also work for iPhones), you should download the free Stitcher (podcast database app) and search for the show to STREAM the episode.

No matter what you do, just enjoy the show, subscribe, and pass on the good word! This is a stupid fucking show for the whole family to enjoy! Aside from children! Because of the explicit language!

Bobby and I owe a huge debt of gratitude to Kevin Townsend for creating the logo for the show, Tommy Becker for creating the theme song, and Allie Palmer for helping edit the show! Thank you so much!

Please feel free to lend feedback, ask questions, or make requests here or by e-mailing WillAndBobby@gmail.com

Enjoy, it’s funny!

Episode 2 comes next Monday!

Right now I have the show out for review by iTunes and a great app called Stitcher, so while you’ll be able to get episode one on either of those services, for now you can only listen to this clip via the hosting site, Libsyn.

Basically, just play this file and check out the first few minutes of Episode 1: Public Speaking, with guest host Michael Costa!

I hope you guys like(d) it, and if you want to ask any questions or give any feedback, feel free to do it on this blog or e-mail Bobby and me at WillAndBobby@gmail.com!

Episode 1 goes live on Monday, January 16th! Stay tuned!

A huge thanks to Kevin Townsend who created this logo! You should check out his blog to see not only his work, but also the incredible things he finds: http://blog.sevenknotwind.com/

On WBKE, every week we will have a new episode with a guest host who brings a topic to Bobby and me, which we all then dissect. While embarrassing ourselves.

The show will be free of charge and easily available online.You’ll be able to get it on iTunes, Stitcher (more another time) and Libsyn, which is where the podcast itself is hosted online.

The podcast is essentially just a talk radio show available whenever you want it to be. You can download it to your phone or stream it on your computer. Honestly, it’ll be so easily accessible that you can listen to it at your house while you’re getting ready for work, continue it during your commute, and finish it at your desk.

I should suggest you wear headphones if you listen to it in public, though. The subject matter is safe, but I curse a lot.

A lot.

Maybe too much, but I also don’t care.

It’s a weird funny show that I think you’ll really be able to get into. And potentially involved in, but I’ll explain that at some other time.

I’ll actually explain a lot at some other time, I just want you to know that Will and Bobby Know Everything is coming.

Whether you want it to or not.

It’ll be kind of weird if you explicitly don’t want it to, though, because you could always just ignore it.

But, come on, don’t do that.

Has anyone ever told you you’re kind of a jerk?

Kaboom. More very soon.

Well guess what: evidently I wasn’t joking. I’m going to talk about Nintendo.

I bought a 3DS recently, and it really makes me question the universe and what happens when we die.

It also makes me ignore my girlfriend and play Zelda.

Now, I could easily write a long entry here about how awesome Zelda is, and how awesome I am for playing Zelda (which is awesome), but instead, I want to talk about the 3DS system itself.

I’ll actually start by explaining the 3DS’ predecessor, the Nintendo DSi. It had two cameras, and because of that, it had a lot of fun filters and programs to take crazy pictures. You could take a picture of yourself and a friend, and the system would then determine how alike you look, and then guess at your relationship. For example, here is a picture from the DSi of my sister Kristen and me (from YEARS ago):

Pretty stupid. Pretty fun. You could also use different wacky frames for a picture. Here’s Bobby showing off that feature:

You could also add in little pictures of cat ears and big eyes and stuff. Or even distort the image your taking. To illustrate those points, Allie and Daisy:

My favorite feature of the camera, though, was it’s ability to combine the faces of you and your friends. First you would take a picture of yourself, and then your friend would try and take a picture of themselves from the same distance, with the same expression, and you’d wind up with some cool/funny combination of your features:

So you can see that the resulting pictures are pretty blurry, but they’re also pretty generally well done. I mean, the merged picture of Kristen and me is horrible, but that’s because we were being horrible. We look like an old woman. But that merged picture of Bobby and me looks like a combination of the two of us. Pretty weird and cool.

So now we’re back at the 3DS, which is, again, the successor to the DSi. It has 3 cameras this time. One on the inside, two on the outside (so that you can take 3D pictures). I’ve been playing games on it since I got it, but when Bobby came over the other night and was checking it out, we remembered how much fun it was to screw around with the camera on the DSi. We wondered whether or not you can still combine faces on the 3DS. And we found out…You can:

….And:

…Jesus.