Justin Timberlake knows his music, his wooing of beautiful women and his mothering.

When asked howThe Love Gurucostar Jessica Alba would be as a new mom, JT didn’t hesitate to praise the actress:

"She seems very patient, and I would assume that’s what it takes to be a good mother, a good parent for that matter."

Alba husband Cash Warren welcomed daughter Honor Marie Warren into the world on Saturday. And while we’re hoping they refer to her by her middle name, Timberlake is a fan of the unusual moniker.

"Honor Marie â€" that’s a cool name," he said. "I’m happy for them. It’s beautiful."

Timberlake did not comment on the most recent celebrity mother,Tori Spelling.

Before Kevin Jonas walks down the aisle withDanielle Deleasa, he’ll walk into a bachelor party thrown for him that centers around strippers, cocaine and hours of unprotected sex with strangers.

That, or a few intense games of Bingo.

"It will be good, clean fun," Nick Jonas toldPeopleof the shindig he and Joe will host in honor of their sibling. "We’re going to have a good time with friends and family."

Perhaps it will be a somewhat rowdy time, though, Joe admits, saying it won’t take place in Las Vegas, but:

"[Kevin] wants to do golfing, but that just seems a little too normal. We have to do something outrageous and fun. Something crazy."

Kevin himself as a lot of planning to do, as well.

He and Danielle have discussed a wedding in the Bahamas, but nothing is settled yet.

"We’re in between a bunch of things right now like choosing dates and things like that, but we’re just trying to figure everything out and we’re enjoying it, we’re having a blast," Kevin said. "I’m definitely into the planning process… It’s fun and brings us together and we get to make a lot of decisions together."

Such as whether or not to signa prenuptial agreement. Rumors state this is a major holdup in the engagement.

This is one of our favorite recycled stories in Hollywood.

If you’ve got nothin’ some week and you’ve got magazines to print, this one’s in the ol’ "In Case of Emergency, Break OpenCelebrity GossipGlass" Vault.

ForStar, this moment came for the second time in under two months. In early March, they ran an "expose" on Katie Holmes beingheld against her will.

This week, it’s about her "tortured life" and why "she can never leave Tom."Why can’t she?We haven’t read the full madeup story, but we have theories:

1. She actually loves family life with Tom andSuri Cruise.
2. Money.

Yup, that about covers it. We look forward to reading the June edition, guys. Keep up the good work … and look how miserable she looks in this old pic!

THERE IS NO ESCAPE:The clutches of Tom Cruise? Unbreakable.

To illustrate the hilarity of how frequently and blatantly the tabloids run with this one, click to enlarge past renditions of this classic gossip fable (although sometimes they decide to mix things up and make her pregnant instead):

The Office’s Jenna Fischer is no stranger to being in front of the camera, but headlining a major motion picture, as she does inA Little Help in one of her first dramatic roles, no less was an adjustment for the actress.

The role of a trainwrecked wife and mother was markedly different from Pam Beesly, and did come naturally, Jenna tells our partner site, Movie Fanatic.

"This character was the biggest departure from my actual personality than anyone I’ve ever played before, so that was a challenge," Fischer explains.

Read Movie Fanatic’s exclusiveinterview with Jenna Fischer!

As "Miley Cyrus" saidonSaturday Night Livelast week, she’s totally, like, a mature movie star now.

Along those lines, the real Miley has taken another step in the adult direction with her music video for "Who Owns My Heart." In it, the artist sings on a bed; in the backseat of a limo; and while wearing only a tanktop and underwear in the bathroom.

Considering how little time she spent getting dressed, you’d think Cyrus could have focused a bit more on lyrics that include such a profound hook asWho owns my heart? Is it love, or is it art?A moving question to ponder as you watch Miley writhe around below…

Miley Cyrus Who Owns My Heart

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