NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they’ll call each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will refer to each other as F… more →
Stuart's Short Trousersstupot1947 wrote 2 weeks ago: NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they’ll call each other Laura, … more →
stupot1947 wrote 3 weeks ago: I want a floating duck house, I want to clear my moat, I need to mend my tennis court, That’s … more →
stupot1947 wrote 1 month ago: Symptom: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. Problem: Glass empty. Action: Get someone to buy you ano … more →
stupot1947 wrote 1 month ago: There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax. Q. Why do seagulls fly over the s … more →
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stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be rel … more →
stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; “Il bet you don’t have a … more →
stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” The next day he received a hundre … more →
stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? “You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if yo … more →
stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: I just contacted the Swine ‘Flu Helpline – but all I got was crackling. … more →
stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: Janet and John were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. Janet says, … more →
stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: Action is the key to success. Procrastination will tempt. Fun and games will call. People will inter … more →
stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: To seek the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To seek the value of one … more →
stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: Children’s love is like water in a basket. If you have a tail of straw, then keep away from t … more →
stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: The teacher asked the class to define “Pedestrian” Tom raises his hand and says: … more →
stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: Hope these put a smile on your face. These are supposedly air traffic control exchanges from various … more →
stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: 1. A few clowns short of a circus 2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal 3. An experiment in artific … more →
stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: 1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set. 2. A Day Without Sunshine is Like, Night. 3. On The Oth … more →
stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always … more →