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The Fundamentals of the Difference Between the Sexes1 comment

stupot1947 wrote 2 weeks ago: NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they’ll call each other Laura, … more →

Tags: Apologies, Bumper Stickers, Comment, dumb, flu, Humor, humour, joke, Love Story

A British Politicians’ Poem

stupot1947 wrote 3 weeks ago: I want a floating duck house, I want to clear my moat, I need to mend my tennis court, That’s … more →

Tags: Academia, Accountant, Apologies, Banking, bar, Big Brother, Business, Comment, David Cameron

Bar Medic1 comment

stupot1947 wrote 1 month ago: Symptom: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. Problem: Glass empty. Action: Get someone to buy you ano … more →

Tags: Personal, Playtime, Jokes, humour, Philosophy, Humor, Medical, Education, one liners

Short and Random

stupot1947 wrote 1 month ago: There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax. Q. Why do seagulls fly over the s … more →

Tags: animals, Aviation, Bumper Stickers, Comment, Dilemma, Doctor, Dogs, dumb, Education

Tom Jones transformed into cartoon form1 comment

stupot1947 wrote 1 month ago: more about “Tom Jones transformed into cartoon form“, posted with vodpod   … more →

Tags: Animation, Cartoon, Dance, Education, Family, Fantasy, Humor, humour, Love Story

Perks of Reaching 50 or Being Over 60 & Heading Towards 70!3 comments

stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be rel … more →

Tags: Age, Apologies, Bumper Stickers, Dilemma, Doctor, dumb, Economics, Education, English

Water

stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; “Il bet you don’t have a … more →

Tags: advertising, Apologies, Comment, dumb, Humor, humour, joke, Jokes, Nature

Small Ad

stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” The next day he received a hundre … more →

Tags: advertising, cooking, Dilemma, dumb, Humor, humour, hunting, joke, Jokes

Kids on Love and Marriage2 comments

stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? “You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if yo … more →

Tags: Jokes, humour, Humor, School, Age, English, Marriage, Children, kids

Swine ‘Flu Update1 comment

stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: I just contacted the Swine ‘Flu Helpline – but all I got was crackling. … more →

Tags: animals, Apologies, Doctor, Education, flu, Government, Humor, humour, joke

It’s All There in The Bible1 comment

stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: Janet and John were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. Janet says, … more →

Tags: Playtime, Jokes, humour, Humor, joke, Religion, Marriage, pun, Education

Quotable for Today

stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: Action is the key to success. Procrastination will tempt. Fun and games will call. People will inter … more →

Tags: short, Personal, Magic, Philosophy, Poetry, English, Resolutions, Quotes, Academia

Time Waits for No One1 comment

stupot1947 wrote 2 months ago: To seek the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To seek the value of one … more →

Tags: short, Personal, Science, Philosophy, Medical, Academia, Education, one liners, Love Story

Quotables

stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: Children’s love is like water in a basket. If you have a tail of straw, then keep away from t … more →

Tags: short, rants, Personal, humour, Humor, Quotes, Education, Bumper Stickers, one liners

Little Tom

stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: The teacher asked the class to define “Pedestrian” Tom raises his hand and says: … more →

Tags: Jokes, humour, Humor, joke, School, Age, English, Academia, Bumper Stickers

Air Traffic Control

stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: Hope these put a smile on your face. These are supposedly air traffic control exchanges from various … more →

Tags: Playtime, Jokes, humour, Humor, joke, Quotes, Aviation, dumb, Driving

My Appraisals

stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: 1. A few clowns short of a circus 2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal 3. An experiment in artific … more →

Tags: Personal, Playtime, Jokes, humour, Philosophy, Humor, joke, Business, Bumper Stickers

Zen

stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: 1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set. 2. A Day Without Sunshine is Like, Night. 3. On The Oth … more →

Tags: Playtime, Magic, humour, Philosophy, Humor, Poetry, English, Academia, Bumper Stickers

If

stupot1947 wrote 4 months ago: If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always … more →

Tags: Personal, Playtime, Jokes, humour, Philosophy, Humor, Poetry, English, Pets


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