3020784    วิทยาการการปลูกถ่ายไขกระดูก 1    Bone Marrow Transplantation I

ขั้นตอนการรักษาผู้ป่วยโดยการปลูกถ่ายไขกระดูก ข้อบ่งชี้ความซับซ้อนผลการรักษาและการดูแลผู้ถ่ายไขกระดูก

(Management of bone marrow transplant patients, indications, cemplications, and taking care for donors.)

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3020792    วิทยาการการปลูกถ่ายไขกระดูก 2    Bone Marrow Transplantation II

ขั้นตอนการรักษาผู้ป่วยโดยการปลูกถ่ายไขกระดูก ข้อบ่งชี้ ผลการรักษา

(Indication, treatment and outcome of bone marrow transplantation)

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Carving

The present mode of serving meats after the manner of the table d’hote–the carving done in the kitchen, and the results placed upon the platter to be served to the guests by butler or waiter–has in large measure done away with the demand for hints to the master or mistress of the home upon the art of carving. To those who adhere to the earlier custom, directions can be merely outlines; for the single means by which one may become an adept as a carver is in the repeated practice with which is required for skills in any work of manipulation.

A prerequisite to carving is appropriate implements. The knife, edfe of which had been dulled upon the bread-board, or hacked in the offices of the kitchen, where it has been employed as the sullion’s tool, may puncture and tear, but it will not carve. In the hand of even the most skilful it is exasperation.

The mistress of the home owes it to the head of the table, as well as to ease the mind of her guests, to see that the carving set–the knife and its companion fork–shall be in the best condition for their work.

To Carve a Roast Beef

This will depend upon the form in which the roast is placed upon the platter If it includes several ribs, furnishing sufficient room for a base of bone, it may be so put before the carver in a line parallel with the ribs. If, however, the roast be laid upon the side, as is usual, the same direction is to be observed as to the cutting in lines parallel to the ribs.

Where a tenderloin roast is to be carved–having but the one large bone which divides the tenderloin from the more solid portion–there is little choice whether the knife is drawn with or transversly to the grain: the tenderness of the meat is assured in either case. It may be more convenient to sever entirely the tenderloin from the firmer part of the roast before beginning to slice. This will leave the carver at liberty to serve a portion of each quality of the meat to every guest, as the tenderloin may not be of sufficient size to serve all.

To Carve A Leg of Lamb or Mutton

If the small ribs–which are generally taken off for chops–are left with the leg, the carver is free to ask the preference of each guest for the rib or solid slice. The chops may be detached by drawing the point of the knife between the ribs, and–if the butcher has properly done his part–in severing the light cartilage at the backbone, as in parting vertabrae. The fleshy portion of the leg will be more tender if cut in slices at a right angle with the bone, as one would a ham; that is, across the grain. Some carvers, however, prefer to cut lamb or mutton with the grain, as it enables them to serve a portion more or less thoroughly cooked, according to the preference of those to be helped. These directions apply equally to carving a haunch of venison.

To Carve Poultry

The fowl–whether turkey, chicken, or duck–should be placed on its back upon the platter. This will permit the carver to transfix the breastbone firmly with the fork; for, upon the stanchness of the hold here will depend the success of all futher operations. The wing from the nearer side should first be dissevered by a gash of the knife underneath the socket. This, if the fowl be tender, is easily accomplished with a single cut. The first and second joints of the leg may next be separated, and the second or upper joint removed from its junction with the body, as was the wing. This is easily effected by a slight cut and pressure of the bone outward. The sidebone may be taken off by running the blade directly along the backbone; for it adheres only by a filament of skin and the soft fat that attached to it on this line.

These joints having been taken off, the breast is now entirely exposed, and further carving is a very simple matter. The removal of the leg has laid bare the cavity, from which the dressing may be lifted with a spoon, and the cutting of a few slices from the breast, near the neck, will open the crop with the stuffing usually placed there to plump the fowl. The main joint and the pinion of the wing may be severed by cutting the cartilage at the junction of the two bones.

To Carve a Fish

There is an art in carving fish, and it is confined to a single direction. It is to open with a knife at the back, drawing the blade the whole distance from head to tail just above the backbone, and pressing the meat loose from its fastening. Portions may then be served by cutting transversely with the backbone. Fish so carved is freed, from the intricate mass of small bones which are sure to mingle with the flesh if it be cut in any other way. The head, if not already removed, should first be taken off and the collar or shoulder-bone lifted from the fish.

Ilustração de boné para desenvolvimento de layouts

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3106710    ศัลยกรรมกระดูกและข้อ    Bone and Joint Surgery

เทคนิคขั้นสูง เครื่องมือและวัสดุเทียมสำหรับศัลยกรรมกระดูกและข้อ

(Advanced techniques, devices, and prosthetic materials for bone and joint surgery.)

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3200749    ชีววิทยาของกระดูก    Bone Biology

ส่วนประกอบพื้นฐานของโครงสร้างของกระดูกทั้งในส่วนชีววิทยาของเซลล์และชีววิทยาของโมเลกุลที่เกี่ยวข้องกับกระบวนการสร้างกระดูก การละลายของกระดูก และกลไกการควบคุมของกระบวนการดังกล่าว

(Fudamental elements of bone structure with special emphasis on both cellular and molecular biology relevant to bone formation, bone resorption and their mechanisms of regulation.)

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Hey Ya’ll!!

Alright…tonight I am dreaming about…(oops!), I mean reviewing the boys of country, Blake Shelton and Trace Adkins in the video “Hillbilly Bone”. ;)  Great catchy tune (I can see my sis line-dancing to it!), funny video (something you would expect from both of these two jokesters!), and both these boys sounding and looking better than ever (m, m, m!)   But I gotta ask, what’s the chicken doing? Ha.  I give this video an 8!

Check out the video @
Blake Shelton feat. Trace Adkins – Hillbilly Bone at www.yallwire.com!

Country Rocks!

JW

This universe was not made for you.
You are unallocated in list of
Participators and only consume… and we’ve entirely forgotten about you.
You do nothing.
You deserve an even smaller potion of happiness than the
Everything you neglect,
A unit so close to zero, it can only be limited to
The lowest number you can squeeze out of
your tube.

Most of the doors are shut at your approach, and we’re
Glad to see your nose close, but far
From the other side of plexi.

If they destroy you, and when they will –
Nothing will happen; you’ve allowed the science
And majesty of prediction to take the place of
Sweet, unreasoned faith.

Die, fruitless laborer. Crumble into your dry skin and
Rot.
Snap your femur with the flat plate of head-bone
Before you go,
And limp… limp into the dark underworld you hardly deserve,
But where else can they put you?

zAnimation is finally on codeplex. You can find it here: http://zanimation.codeplex.com/.

It’s all very basic for now, no samples or documentation yet. The code is somewhat documented. I believe experienced people will have no problem using it. It’s just a matter of selecting the right content processor, checking out my past blog entry to write a definitions file, and writing model.Play(“Walk”); I won’t be working on the documentation or samples the next 2 weeks, my exams are still more important.

By Ron Sirak
Golf World

A year ago, Annika Sorenstam was picking up the pieces. She and David Esch had filed for divorce Feb. 4, 2005, after a stormy 14 months in which they tried to decide whether their relationship was worth saving, a stretch that spanned a tear-filled 2004 in which she remarkably won eight LPGA events. Asked whether her life is better now, Sorenstam laughs and says, “Yes, a lot better.”

With the same discipline she uses to put a poor shot behind her, Sorenstam has moved on. In Mike McGee, a 31-year-old agent for International Golf Partners and the son of four-time PGA Tour winner and 1977 Ryder Cup team member Jerry McGee, she has found a friend she says “really looks out for my best, and he knows all about what I do since he grew up on the tour.” Sorenstam’s divorce was finalized Aug. 22, and shortly thereafter, doctors were able to sort out a mysterious hip problem that had obstructed her pivot much of the year.

“I met with doctors after returning home to Orlando [in September], and they fixed it, even though it took them four sessions,” Sorenstam said. “They used a new therapy called ‘Body Talk’ and told me I probably got the problems in my hip because of the things I’ve gone through in my personal life. It was a mental thing that made me fragile in a physical way. All was fine after September. I can swing the clubs like I want now.”

The injury, in which a bone moved in her right hip, could explain why she won only once in eight tournaments — starting at the U.S. Open — after six victories in her first eight starts. After treatment, Sorenstam closed the year by winning three of her last four tournaments — a stretch that began at the Samsung World Championship, the first event in which Michelle Wie competed as a pro.

Sorenstam, 35, is coming off a 10-win season and a five-year stretch in which she has won 43 times and pushed her career total to 66 victories, trailing only Mickey Wright (82) and Kathy Whitworth (88). An athlete who loves a challenge, Sorenstam once again is dangling the Grand Slam as the carrot she is chasing. By the end of last season, she also seemed to be gaining motivation from younger competitors. She won by 8 in Wie’s debut and dispatched Paula Creamer in the ADT Championship after Creamer twice challenged her on the rules in the first round.

In another display of letting go of the past, Sorenstam, the team captain, paired herself with Creamer in the Lexus Cup in December.

“She didn’t want [the situation] to linger,” one Sorenstam friend said. “She wanted to end it right there.”

Sorenstam teamed with Liselotte Neumann as Sweden won the Women’s World Cup last month, then left for her Nevada home to ski and relax. She will skip the first two LPGA tournaments of the new season and make her first start March 10-12 in Mexico at the MasterCard Classic, where she is the defending champion.

Have you ever eaten something so spicy that you’d suck a cock just to get something to drink? The chili that’s been sitting in my refrigerator was like that. Basically, my husband emptied about seven jars of cayenne into a stockpot and added crushed mice to taste. Oh, and mushrooms. We like mushrooms in our chili. In cases like this, we end up with enough food to fill a cheerleader’s well-greased asshole, and we eat it for days. I tend to pull the pot out, set it on the counter, and leave it there while I eat a bowl of sulfur and tiny bones, just in case I want seconds. My husband is convinced that I’m going to get food poisoning.

But I won’t, and neither will you. Food that has been out of the fridge for a while is not lethal. Neither is carpet grit, dust mites or tap water. You all have this idea that “impurities” and “toxins” and “free-radicals” are some kind of microscopic army of ninjas just waiting to deplete your body’s whatever-the-fuck. Half the bacteria you douse your hands in alcohol to kill don’t give a shit about you and your neuroses.

The advent of the vacuum cleaner began the process of shrinking mankind’s collective balls. All of a sudden, it isn’t enough to take the rugs out and hit them with a stick until they look less gray. Now you’ve got to get rid of all the “dirt you can’t see.” We used to give dishes a few swipes with cold water and lye soap and call it good. Now we’re in a state of complete panic if we see “water spots” on a glass. Our nuts are now so small that they’ve migrated into the pelvis, allowing the sack to hang in folds and form the wrinkled twat that has replaced our once virile danglers.

Human beings are animals, and animals are built to live in filth. You know what we’d be doing in the wild? Sleeping in the dirt, motherfucker! With ants! We’d be eating raw meat with hair on it and drinking from green, gelatinous pools. (Think your sister’s panties with less stagnant trucker cum.) A wild human would shit on the ground and let his hair grow into actual dreads and never wash his hands or pits. Basically the most disgusting homeless guy ever + the Canadian wilderness. But you know what? One swing of his healthy, red-blooded crotch conkers and a rabid bear with a 30-foot conjoined shark wouldn’t stand a chance.

If you want huge balls, you’ve got to start eating everything off the floor. And no 5-second rule bullshit. It needs to sit there until it’s stuck in the carpet fibers. Refuse all vaccines and sit directly on every toilet seat you can find. When someone sneezes, run over immediately and rub your face all over him. And if he’s already thrown the coveted mucous out in a tissue, retrieve it and lick up the manliness. You’ll need that hearty immune system when you’re trolling for gutter whores with your enormous bag hanging out the back window.

“…And booze was always there for me,” he continued when the crowd had quieted.  “My favorite drink was Wild Turkey… cause they named it after me.  So I had to drink it.

“Anyway, coming from a poor family, I always had to earn everything I got.  I graduated from trade school, and I became an aerospace designer.  Then I graduated as an engineer, and I became one of them people… 27 years in engineering.  I worked on many aerospace projects, and I did it loaded.

“I got married at 20 – divorced at 22.  That was a good two years.  I stayed pretty loaded most of that time.

“But then I caught her in bed with my best friend…

“Divorced her; moved in with him.

“True story,” he decreed over the audience’s mirth.  “But it’s okay… cause I learned how to forgive.  I forgave them both because we were still partying.  It was all good.

“You know, I don’t know about most of you, but for me, drugs and alcohol was fabulous.  Fab-you-lous.  I had a great life.  I was using and abusing.  I was on fire in the fast lane.  Anybody here ever live life in the fast lane?”  He chuckled unabashed as many raised their hands.  “Yeah, we got some takers.

“You see, for me… drugs and alcohol worked real good.  They killed that pain; they took away that anger.  Drugs and alcohol were like a false courage.  And because of that, I proceeded to do things that were dangerous.  I proceeded to drag race cars.  I rolled a Datsun pickup truck… loaded… at 80 miles per hour… me and a buddy in there.

“You know, that was the first day ever that I didn’t wear seatbelts.  I was coming back from trade school in Arizona at Christmastime.  Me and my buddy had been driving all night when we made it to the last passing lane in Santa Paula.  I was trying to pass one more truck when I lost control of it, and it was gone.”  His hand shot outward, his fingers flicking as if the truck had just flew away.

“When that truck rolled, my buddy went out the side window and I stayed in it for one more roll; then I came out the side window.  Both of us got tossed up instead of out, and we landed on the side of the road.  Alive and unharmed.”

“So you see, there’s more times than you got fingers and toes that I should have been dead due to drugs and alcohol.  My life was sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll.  And it did not matter what order they came in.  It was all good for a long time… that career of drinking, drugging, and living life in the fast lane…

“Until that day.”  He sighed.  “Until that day… when it stopped working.

“And it did stop.

“Just to put the record straight, I been arrested four times for drugs and alcohol… cause I am a quick study… and I learn mighty quick.” He chuckled at himself.  “My first drunk driving was in 1978.  I was riding my motor scooter and a cop pulled me over.  He said I was weaving.

“So, I’m sitting on the bike when the cop comes up to me and says, ‘Get off the bike.’

“Well, I got off the bike, but I forgot to put the kickstand down.  The bike fell and I spun round.  Then I kicked it and said, ‘Stay!’

“The cop looks at me and says, ‘Are you drunk?’

“And I say, ‘I sure hope so, cause I don’t do this every day.’

“Well, he starts laughing.  Then he says, ‘Put your hands behind your back.’

“And that’s what I did…

“And he took me to jail.

“That was the first occurrence.”

Makassar, Tribun – Sumber ledakan dahsyat yang menggemparkan warga Bone, Sinjai, Wajo, hingga Kolaka di Sulawesi Tenggara (Sultra), Kamis (8/10) lalu, akhirnya secara resmi diungkap oleh Lembaga Penerbangan dan Antariksa nasional (LAPAN).

Pakar astronomi dari Lembaga Penerbangan dan Antariksa Nasional (Lapan), Dr Thomas Djamaluddin, di Jakarta, Senin (27/10), menyebutkan, sumber ledakan adalah efek asrtonomi dari jatuhnya benda meteorit dari asteroid yang meledak di lapisan atmospher paling dasar bumi antara stratosphere (40 km dari bumi) dan troposphere (ketinggian 10 km dari permukaan bumi).
Benda meteor kecil yang kemudian diistilahkan dengan Meteor Bone ini berdiameter sekitar 10 meter persegi. Sementara meteor yang besarnya dibawah 25 meter persegi diistilahkan dengan unidentified meteorit.
“Ledakan terjadi karena tekanan atmosfer menyebabkan pelepasan  energi yang cukup besar, di mana kecepatan jatuh meteorit  tersebut sekitar 20,3 km per detik atau 73.080 km per jam,” kata Thomas yang melansir identifikasinya ini setelah mendapatkan konfirmasi dari 12 stasiun luar angkasa.

Analisis ledakan menunjukkan bahwa kekuatan ledakan sekitar  50 kiloton TNT  (Trinitrotoluena). Sinyal ledakan tersebut juga mencapai stratosfer yang tingginya lebih dari 20 km.
Dengan kekuatan 50 kiloton, jika ledakan ini sampai ke bumi, maka efeknya kira-kira nyaris empat kali lipat dengan bom atom yang dijatuhkan tentara sekutu di dua kota strategis Jepang, Hiroshima dan Nagasaki, pada tahun 1945.
Sekadar ilustrasi, bom berjuluk The Little Boy Atomic Bomb (6 Agustus 1945), seperti dilansir wikipedia, meledak dengan kekuatan energi 15 kilotons of TNT (ÿ 6.3 x 1.013 joules).
Hasil temuan LAPAN dilansir setelah mendapat konfirmasi resmi, hampir tiga pekan setelah kejadian.
Thomas yang juga dikenal sebagai ahli astronomi ini menyebutkan, dari hasil indetifikasi sistem pemantau internasional untuk larangan percobaan nuklir  dari 11 stasiun pemantau di dunia lainnya, telah terdeteksi adanya ledakan besar yang berpusat di sekitar lintang 4,5 LS dan bujur 120 BT, sekitar pukul 11:00 wita pada 8 Oktober.
Namun kebanyakan asteroid yang jatuh tidak menyebabkan kerusakan di bumi kecuali diameternya mencapai lebih dari 25 meter persegi.
Menurut Thomas, berdasarkan perkiraan sebaran meteoroid-asteroid di antariksa dekat bumi, objek seperti itu punya kemungkinan jatuh di bumi setiap dua sampai 12 tahun.
Keterangan resmi LAPAN ini sekaligus menepis sejumlah spekulasi yang muncul soal pemicu ledakan yang menhebohkan. Sejumlah saksi mengaku sempat melihat benda memancarkan api dan asap di udara. Namun informasi yang beredar simpang siur, kebanyakan mengira ledakan itu merupakan ledakan pesawat jet tempur Sukhoi (Sonic Boom) yang sedang melakukan latihan dari markasnya di Skadron Udara 11 Pangkalan Udara Sultan Hassanuddin, Makassar.
Sedangkan Badan Metereologi Klimatologi dan Geofisika (BMKG) IV Makassar sempat mengaku telah terjadi gempa kecil sebesar 1,9 skala Richter (SR) di permukaan di perbatasan Kabupaten Bone dan Wajo, di mana di wilayah tersebut terdapat Patahan Saddang.
Warga lainnya menyebutkan ledakan yang sempat menimbulkan getaran di darat  tersebut disebabkan aksi bom ikan yang dilakukan nelayan setempat. Namun ada pula warga yang telah menduga bahwa benda tersebut adalah meteorit.
Letupan mesin jet supersonic yang membahana menciptakan suara seperti ledakan. Lalu disertai getaran akibat gelombang udara. Gelombang udara itu muncul akibat entakan tubuh dan daya dorong mesin
Misteri ledakan keras juga sempat dikaitkan dengan latihan enam pesawat tempur milik TNI Angkatan Udara.
Komandan Lanud TNI AU Sultan Hasanuddin, Marsekal Pertama TNI Ida Bagus Putu Dunia mengatakan dua pesawat Sukhoi dalam latihan tersebut terbang pada ketinggian 10 sampai 30 ribu kaki di angkasa. “Tapi kecepatannya tidak sampai melebihi kecepatan suara,” katanya saat dikonfirmasi wartawan, sehari setelah kejadian.
Panik
Ledakan besar tersebut sempat membuat warga berhamburan keluar rumah dan saling bertanya-tanya tentang ledakan tersebut.
Ledakan tersebut juga menimbulkan getaran yang kian membuat warga panik. Sejumlah siswa di SMAN 4 Watampone jatuh pingsan karena suara ledakan tersebut.
Salah seorang guru setempat, Abidin, sempat memotret gumpalan asap di langit usai ledakan tersebut dengan kamera ponsel.
“Gumpalan asap itu persis di sumber ledakan karena sebelumnya terlihat percikan api yang besar,” kata Andi Hermanto, saksi mata lainnya yang sedang berada d SMAN 4 Watampone.
Tidak hanya di sekolah tersebut, para guru terpaksa memulangkan para siswa karena khawatir getaran akan menimbulkan gempa.
Kepanikan warga sangat beralasan, karena bunyi ledakan yang sangat keras beberapa kali dan terlihat kepulan asap putih membumbung di langit Bone. Dari informasi yang dihimpun, sesaat setelah terjadinya ledakan misterius tersebut warga di Desa Pallime, Kecamatan Cenrana yang berdampingan dengan laut ramai-ramai mengungsi ke desa tetangga.
Begitupun yang terjadi di daerah yang berada dipesisir pantai seperti dibeberapa kelurahan yang ada dikecamatan Tanete Riattang Timur, Kajuara, Sibulue, dan Tonra.
Sebagian saksi mata menganggap kalau ledakan itu adalah sebuah meteor yang jatuh dari langit sehingga menimbulkan ledakan yang cukup keras. “Demi Allah, saya lihat dengan mata kepala sendiri. Awalnya saya kaget karena seperti bayangan kilatan matahari di baju saya (kaos putih), ketika melihat ke atas, saya melihat seperti meteor yang diselimuti api bergerak cepat ke bawah setelah itu hilang dan timbul kepulan asap tebal,”kata Firdaus (29), warga Jl Sukawati Watampone .
Isu Meteor
Isu bahwa empat ledakan yang terjadi di Bone disebabkan oleh adanya semacam meteor lebih kuat dibandingkan dengan isu bahwa ledakan disebabkan oleh pesawat jatuh.
Pasalnya, salah seorang anggota Polres Bone yang ikut dalam pencarian sumber ledakan karena diduga ada pesawat jatuh mendapatkan pesan singkat atau SMS dari kerabatnya di Kendari, Sulawesi Tenggara.
Seorang bocah berusia 10 tahun, putra anggota Polres Bone bernama Briptu Agus, juga menelpon ayahnya karena takut melihat api di langit.
Wartawan yang saat itu sedang meliput di Bone, mendapatkan informasi dari Briptu Agus, bahwa anaknya menelepon sambil menangis karena ketakutan melihat api dan ledakan dari langit.(ans/zil)

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I’m a dentist specializing in jaw bone and socket preservation related issues. It is my wish and desire to see everyone have a nice smile and not having to pay alot for it. In the event of any tooth extraction, I believe socket preservation is the way to ensure that a solid jaw bone foundation is there to support any procedures in the future.

Some time last week, my owners finally realized I was in some pain; one of the pads on my right front foot seemed to be coming off. They decided I needed to go to the dreaded vet, but couldn’t get around to taking me until this afternoon. However, when they were getting ready to put me in my crate to go, they checked my paws again and decided that my right paw was no different from my left. “How is that possible?!” you may ask. Well, basically I’m a beast with self-healing powers, and saved myself a traumatizing visit to the Varina Veterinary Clinic.

FACT: Consistent vibrational sound frequencies of 25-150 Hz (the range of a cat’s purr) can aid in the healing of bones, tendons, ligaments and muscles, as well as providing pain relief.
Read more at  http://cats.suite101.com/article.cfm/purring_helps_with_healing#ixzz0XHC5lyHj

Walmart says they have specials but I want something really special I want something no one’s offered before I want it to be awesome and not just normal but beyond normal next to normal. I mean really cool like my head is exploding from something I can’t see and I cannot think I can’t type fast enough to keep up with coffee whizzing there’s no emotion it’s just fingers flying but fingers are soo dumb  like me I’m so dumb.

My head aches my whole body aches its like internal pain all over external rhyme struggle in time with the music don’t fight don’t breathe just find your place in my head but in my mind but in my soul souls aren’t real. I don’t believe you just said that. Or did you? Maybe I’m crazy and I made it all up and nothing’s real so then why does my head ache???? I wish I knew what I was saying why do I always screw up I just make the stupidest mistakes but I make them over and over and over again and again and fucking every single time like let me be free from my mistakes from me. From. Me! just let me see the sky once without any clouds so that the birds won’t choke on the smog that pollutes their heads my heads, all of your fucking hearts that bleed from leaves dripping dying forting and falling in Halloween and pumpkins rotting and I can’t spell! I hate it! All of it! Everything smells.

I’m empty I’m hungry and I’m so full I want to barf up everything a finger down my throat a finger down my mind purge binge purge clean out all the shit the closet the everything in my worlds that sucks just throw it all up and see my ribs show through my paper skin pale white and scarlet and cut deep deeper deep so that it’s so deep and I smell I die of old people decaying abstractness that sounds like MGMT a band a sight and I hunger for thirst for knowledge but not the knowledge of your kind . Not of you but I of me of myself of just how to be. I need survival guide. And I need to be thin skinny bones. Paper bones are what I need but fat I’m so fat and I can’t express that I am so fat it shows like green goo and pigs sand slime and skinny is not me but it should be. But not me, not yet, and not never ever I will remain so fat because I deserve it. I hope my heart implode so that the black tunnel vision turns yellow for one second at least.

After a three-week investigation, astronomers at the National Aeronautics and Space Agency (Lapan) concluded that an air explosion that hit Bone waters in South Sulawesi on Oct. 8 was a result of a falling meteorite.

Lapan expert Thomas Djamaluddin said the meteorite struck the atmosphere at a speed of 20.3 kilometers per second, causing a major blast that equaled an explosion of 50 kilotons of TNT (trinitrotoluene).

The meteorite was part of a 10-meter diameter asteroid, Thomas told kompas.com.

He said falling asteroids rarely caused damage on earth, except for those with diameters of 25 meters or longer.

The blast sparked rumors of a plane crash as it occurred at the same time that Indonesian Air Force’s Sukhoi jets and choppers were carrying out routine sorties.

sumber : http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2009/10/27/blast-bone-a-result-falling-meteorite-experts.html

I undertook another another mission last night as I had to get a cab from work to A&E via Bezzer Liv’s house to collect my moral support and then have my crummy foot checked out again. An evil nurse made me feel so silly for even being there (“we’ve already told you clearly there’s nothing wrong, so why are you here again?”) that I secretly cried a little bit after she’d gone. Luckily Liv saved the day by finding the nicest lady in Homerton Hospital and asking her what we should do. Nice lady instantly got a doctor to have a quick, kind word with me, and he checked the x-ray and made me an appointment at the fracture clinic for this morning. Turns out the bone is in fact cracked and I’m now in a space-age fracture booty device for the next six weeks. That’s going to put a whole lotta spanner in the Guardian Girl works – unless they happen to base the next six weeks of fashion shoots around pseudo-ski style and/or neu-medical hip.

Such is my renewed dedication to the Guardian cause that, even though I didn’t get home from The A&E Experience (“watch your crutches on that puke on the floor. Actually, is it a turd?”) until past 11pm, I still made a batch of muffin mix, let it rise while I had my bath and then cooked them while I dried off. They were less satisfying to make than yesterday’s crumpets and I totally fonzed up the mixture by using self-raising flour instead of plain and putting too much water in so the dough resembled PVA glue. I also coated them in actual semolina rather than the suggested semolina flour, because it was what I had in the cupboard. I thought they’d be disastrous but in fact they came out looking more or less like muffins, albeit slightly fecal as ever, and they tasted pretty good but a bit bland. Actually, to be totally honest about it half of them tasted like washing up liquid. There’s a good reason for this. After crumpetgate I washed my frying pan by pouring water and washing up liquid into it and leaving it on a hot hob until it boiled away. Dunno why it did it but by the next day I’d forgotten I had. The frying pan looked lovely and clean so I started cooking the muffins without rinsing it. I suppose I might produce some extra oestrogen as a result but that’s unlikey to do me much harm. Three breasts are better than two.

I think the muffins are meant to be split and served with butter or the like (marge?) but I’m trying to be slightly calorie aware as I’m getting zero exercise with my injured paw, and we know what happens when you eat Guardian food every day. It tends to supersize a girl. I got away with it slightly more when I was walking or running 4-12 miles a day but arguably that’s what gave me the cracked foot, and one must pay attention to the body’s cries for help apparently.

I could sue the Guardian for making me chubby and further adding to my distress by suggesting I wear small fashions. Or I could thank them because the surgeon told me I have good strong bones, which I attribute to all those pies.

So the crutches made it into yesterday’s fashion and the booty is soon to become a regular sight. Dunno if I can wear it with a platform heel on the other foot. I suspect the answer to that is fairly obvious. So much for xmas party glam.

No muffin shots but here’s another underwhelming fashion shot of yours truly outside Horrorton Hospital.

Studs or sequins

Stubby deliquent

Conclusions

• I’m pretty sure my captions are going downhill.
• Every time I try to type “conclusions” I type “cobclusions”, which is not only irritating but also reminds me of my dead house rabbit Cobbie, who I really loved even though he bit the crotch of every male who went anywhere near me, no matter whether their intention was to kiss me or or hand me my change. He had a pink lead and used to go everywhere with me, which I think might be why he was so irritated all the time. I feel a bit guilty now but I did give him lovely fresh veggies every day and he lived a mollycoddled, free-range life.
• Don’t forget to clean the detergent from your pan before you heat food in it, will you.