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For Sale: Awesomeness.

I recently posted an ad on kijiji to sell my car and figured it belongs here as well.  I had to bowdlerize the wording a bit so it wouldn’t explode the site’s explicit content filter.  594 more words

Humor

''This is love'' (Seth's High In High School Episode 11)

As Layla opened the bedroom’s door she looked back at Seth to give him a sexy look. When the two got inside, Layla turned Seth around and shoved him on the bed. 712 more words

Fiction

Boners and Dragons and Bears...OH BABY!

A few days ago, a friend of mine referred to Josh Hamilton as “JHam”.  At first, I had no idea who he was talking about, but I am a smart guy, so I used context clues to figure it out.   527 more words

Rants

The Line That Split My Sides

Picture this: three guys, three hangovers and six piss holes in the snow.

Halloween has to be one of my favourite holiday on the calendar. It’s fun for the whole family! 832 more words

Why can't we be friends?

you give me a boner

And I don’t even have a penis

dream

It was a very typical “I’m the neighborhood” work day and I dropped in. “Just come on in,” he texted. The door was open. I did. 737 more words

Stories

Pee-Dick

We are watching a movie.

I am playing with his dick.

At first I pet and suck and everything that makes a penis happy.

Then I kiss it, every inch. 137 more words