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In the Biblical sense

Yours is a biblical boner,
a relic,
although sainthood improbable,
a devilish organ

Poetry

He just got back from rehab

“Smell it,” Laurel said, pushing the shot glass to my nose. “It’s bluueeee—berrrriiiiee.”

“Ok Laurel,” Erin said, “just remember, you’re only testing the waters when you go over there, right? 162 more words

Erin

A Rant of Sorts

It’s taken a couple years of extensive research, but after deep investigation I can now tell you the precise moment your innocence is dead and gone. 428 more words

LUKE KHUZAIRI... he had a boner!

Disebabkan dalam AKBYG bab 14, saya ada sebut pasal ni…

Keluhan panjang terhela dari mulut Luke. “Thank God!” Luke mengusap dada dengan penuh kelegaan. “Sorry…sebab dah takutkan kau malam tadi… but… I just can’t control my actions.

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Education

I Shall Sustain A Massive Erection, That’s What, And I Shan’t Be Answerable For The Consequences. (NSFW)

Once in a while, something comes along that is so ridiculous, you have no choice but to sit back and stare in awe. Case in point, a Spider Man statue was removed from a shopping center in South Korea. 141 more words

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