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Halloween Interlude - Wormy Boners

 

What’s that sound on the bedroom door?
Ooooooh! Wormy Boners!
What’s that smell on the kitchen floor?
Ooooooh! Wormy Boners!

What made the dog scream with fright? 111 more words

Halloween!

The 14 Kinds of Boners Guys Experience...

Thanks to the lovely people at Cosmopolitan I had a little chuckle at this article earlier…

The 14 Kinds of Boners Guys Get

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First Night

I went to the club and saw her sitting with her friend at a table with a few other people I didn’t know. She was smiling politely as the other people fawned over her friend, but she looked bored. 867 more words

Blue Eyes

POWERFUL. BONER. GODDESS.

Note: this post will contain entirely non-sexy words for sexy topics. More fun that way.

I AM A GODDESS OF BONERS.

I have been told that I give particularly excellent fake blowjobs. 351 more words