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This just in.. Jessica Simpson, is still not hot

I’ve written about her before, but now it is even more apparent that Jessica Simpson is not hot. Take a look at her in what appears to be granny panties, converted into pants. I’m not sure… more →

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This just in.. Jessica Simpson, is still not hot

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: I’ve written about her before, but now it is even more apparent that Jessica Simpson is not ho … more →

Tags: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Swimming Pool, Media retardation, brangelina, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Nuclear, Ungrateful celebrities

What our Readers Want V: A New Hope

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: missle song eat fish WTF!? WTF are you on man…  teh cw As you probably have sadly learned they … more →

Tags: crotch rot, funkonomics, Bladder control, Media retardation, feces, painful rituals, Second Sign of the Apocalypse, Crazy, toilet

Haley Joel Osment flies to Saturn... well flies in a Saturn... — 5 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: (Check this out, I’m going to do this with a little entertainment news style infused into the … more →

Tags: Video Games, chuck norris, funkonomics, basement living, Crazy, malt liquor, Crack addiction, Smoked too much of the rock

Cell phone rage — 5 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Naomi Campbell – taking lessons from Ike Turner, is beating the crap out of her subordinates.  … more →

Tags: apocalypse, ninja stealthing techniques, Sweatshop workers, brangelina, I was a street brawler, Smoked too much of the rock, Kárate, Ungrateful celebrities, naomi campbell

Interview Madness Pt. II — 2 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: And the jerk goes on…  Now it is my turn to ask the hard hitting questions.  I’m not sur … more →

Tags: Tech, hacks, Tech Support, Call Center, male enhancement pills, haxxing, Pee stain, crotch rot, funkonomics

Showtime Celebrity Love Rotisserie — 1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago:   Looks like Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are splitting up.  Friends close to the couple say i … more →

Tags: funkonomics, nigh endings, Crazy, Chop Socky Justice, Trailer Park, High Shamans of Ho-ocity, Crack addiction, Ronco, Ron Popeil

Connie Chung and a Little Drinky Drinky — 2 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Connie Chung singing a farewall song to her viewers and her career.  Looks like Conni … more →

Tags: apocalypse, Media retardation, painful rituals, Naga Baba, nigh endings, Crazy, toilet, malt liquor, Retirement

Trailer Park Ecstasy Lost: The Tale of Britney Spears — 1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Spears was recently seen on The Today show blubbering about the paparazzi not leaving her alone. I d … more →

Tags: male enhancement pills, crotch rot, Media retardation, chimpanzee, painful rituals, toilet, Pop tarts, inner peace, malt liquor

Bill Gates and the Oompa Loompa Empire... — 1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle! Well it appears that Mr. Gates … more →

Tags: Tech, Video Games, hacks, Tech Support, male enhancement pills, haxxing, funkonomics, Sweatshop workers, Male skirts

This just in.. Jessica Simpson is not hot anymore — 5 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: I suppose I could talk about the lastest blah blah from Bill Gates toting some new and improved feat … more →

Tags: male enhancement pills, Media retardation, Weird stretching, painful rituals, nigh endings, Richard Simmons, 2006 MTV Movie Awards, Jessica Simpson


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