Will is the kind of guy who would walk me home after school. Very understanding face, plays guitar, and very much the settle down type. I, would have never took him seriously. Now as an adult woman…he’s my type. I heard the Parachute’s song “She is Love” on VH1 countdown and this brunette hottie caught my attention. There is nothing more attractive than a man that can sing, write, perform, and melt your panties simultaneously. Will is my new fave crooner…watch out Adam & John. Enjoy the view

The House Next Door « Rhubarb Whine

We have lived next door just over 7 years. We went to the funeral 5 years ago with a sense of duty. It&s only been in the last 5 years that she has left the house. She visits the cemetery every Sunday. Geek boy mows her lawn once a week …

How can I ignore the boy next door? I love him more than I can say. Doesn&t try to please me, Doesn&t even tease me, And he never sees me glance his way. And though I&m heart-sore, the boy next door. Affection for me won&t display. …

We have lived next door just over 7 years. We went to the funeral 5 years ago with a sense of duty. It&s only been in the last 5 years that she has left the house. She visits the cemetery every Sunday. Geek boy mows her lawn once a week …

We have lived next door just over 7 years. We went to the funeral 5 years ago with a sense of duty. It&s only been in the last 5 years that she has left the house. She visits the cemetery every Sunday. Geek boy mows her lawn once a week …

I will be in anguish unil your next CD. You are so exciting, re=freshing and totally HOT . My boy next door | 6/9/2009, 9:16 pm EST. Adam, when you talk about your doing shrooms and being gay and stuff, you are much more like the boy …

When Akiro, a graduate of amateur singing contests some years back, was taken in as one of German Moreno’s talents in his late night show, he was tagged as the “boy-next-door” type.

But as a matter of fact, he hated projecting himself as a male matinee idol waving, signing autographs, kissing and hugging shrieking fans, especially females.

While Akiro was being adored by many girls in the studio, he was fuming inside, even puking about the thought.

His co-hostesses, who were gorgeous young women, were all praises for him. Yet, his eyes were on his male co-hosts.

Although he had a spat with German over some issues, he left the show with an open heart.

He became a freelance actor and singer. He pursued training in music, performed in bars and private parties, and auditioned for roles in musicales and films, however small the parts were.

There were doubts over his sexuality, though. For instance, he quarreled with controversial director Jowee Morel, who eventually dropped him from a movie because of arguments over playing roles in the film “Latak.”

Akiro didn’t want to tackle walk-in type roles, and preferred bigger exposures which Morel couldn’t give him. That started Akiro’s ranting over Morel’s artistic disposition.

“Para siyang babae kung makatalak,” observed Jowee.

Last year, Akiro was still telling stories of how he was romantically attached to a Japayuki who had been sending him money from Japan to sustain his beauty parlor business.

“Inis na inis po ako no’n sa sarili ko no’n. Ngayon, ayaw ko nang magkunwari,” Akiro confessed.

From he to she

But “he” now sports the screen name, Zyrene Verano, which “she” uses in gay beauty contests.

She also used Zyrene in “her” recent special appearance at the University of Santo Tomas Albertus Magnus Auditorium. She sang the Donna Summer and Barbara Streisand duet “Tell Him” during the recital of Grand Music Palace piano and voice students.

According to Akiro, err, Zyrene, “he” took a leave of absence from show biz to go to Japan, and sought professional advise on having a transsexual change.

“He” eventually underwent orientation and counseling, but did “it” late last year in Thailand instead. The operation is cheaper in Thailand than in Japan.

“Ngayon po, may mga counseling pa ako at umiinom pa po ako ng mga gamot like hormonal tablets para maging babaing-babae ang boses ko, at ang lambot ng katawan ko. Umiinom din po ako ng glutathione para pumuti ako,” said Zyrene.

“Babaing-babae na rin po ang hugis ng aking katawan,” confirmed Verano. At that time, “she” was wearing a gown with a plunging neckline to boost her boobs and show her curves in the graduation ceremony.

“Dito rin po ako nag-aral ng voice lessons sa Grand Music Palace nina Prof. Ryan Manal and Roger de Leon.

“Ngayon po ay ipinagmamalaki ako ng mga magulang ko. No’ng una kong ipagtapat ang tunay kong pagkatao sa Daddy ko, akala ko, susuntukin niya ako. ‘Yon pala, niyakap pa niya ako. Naiyak ako.

“Sumasama pa rin sa akin ang uncle ko na madalas kong kasama no’n sa mga shows. At pati tatay ko, sumasama na rin sa akin sa shows.
Mas gusto ko po ang buhay ko ngayon.

“Wala pa po akong boyfriend ngayon. At wala pa rin pong nakagagamit sa akin. Ang mahal kaya po ng maintenance pag ginamit ka sexually.  Manligaw muna silang lahat sa akin,” Zyrene quipped.

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Any stories about THE GIRL or THE BOY next door…that you care to share?

THOMAS JOHN PATRICK WELLING

Sigh for some reason i’m having a hard time sleeping and i really don’t know why.Was it because i ate too much or is it because im actually chatting with Tom Wellling last night or not?So you see instead of going back to sleep i decided to update this melodrama blog of mine.I’m not sure what i should blog about my trip in boracay which i still haven’t got the time to check all the picture and upload it or Tom Welling? and the time i spent with him tweeting and chatting. As everyone have known im also a huge tom welling fanatic.Actually anything that has got to do with my favorite superhero and ultimate crush superman im on it.I’m following tom on twitter and his one of the only few celebrity that im following on twitter.Actually i never thought that he would reply when i email him.And my actually words was ”are you really the real tom welling or just some other guy pretending to be that famous cute guy?i know i have no right to ask but i couldn’t help it and i wanted to be sure so i wouldn’t  wasted my time following some guy who isn’t what he say he is?” Honestly up to this moment im still haven’t sure if i am actually chatting with tom welling or tweeting him which is by the way now handle by his fan.But he still tweets once in a while.I mean celebrities don’t do that kind of stuff.Interact with their fan.Duh thats not their thing. I really don’t know.He said he likes to be always honest and fair and thats his actually the real tom welling and that his not like some celebrity.His just a regular guy who also wants to do the regular stuff just like what the regular people do.I mean its just great being regular and everything but im still not sure. I hate doubting my own mind. 99 percent of my heart says that his tom but the 1 percent says his not.A friend of mine also said “you’re crazy his not tom welling.Its way too impossible.Celebrity wouldn’t just chat with their fan and tweet.His a fake and besides do you have proof that his not?Darn i hate to admit it but his right. I really don’t have anything concrete to prove that his not a fake. I asked “tom” about it and he said if he do it.He would also do it to a hundred of people asking to prove that his the real tom welling.Thats not his thing to prove something that his already are. Sighing oh well whether i believe him or not is my problem and whether his the real tom welling or not thats nolonger my problem.If his the real tom welling lucky me if his not guess stupid me hehehe  

Emil with his shady grin

“He looked a sensible boy,

Didn’t even know why,

The people didn’t enjoy,

The crazy songs he wrote,

About sea-shells and sea-shells..

And the bicycle he rode,

That took him everywhere..

And looked like he’d almost die,

Than be a bore,

That was the boy next door..

But Emil was a bit queer,

Dressed around in his biking gear,

And I learnt soon afterwards,

How he liked to eat lime,

Only because it was his name spelt backwards..

He had no family,

Only a fish called Emily,

That he took daily to the shore,

That was the boy next door..

And then one day he just walked out,

Just like he came,

Himself, and his fish called Emily..

And now I sit back and think..

How he’d always blink,

When spoken to..

That time,

When everyone but I grew sore

Of the shady grin he wore,

That was the boy next door.”

HE MAY LOOK A TRIFLE DANGEROUS, flashing his disarming smile of your regular BAD-boy-next-door, but he’s really one SWEET person inside.

It’s just a case of pleasant paradoxes.

He’s HAPPY now, this hottie called AUN.

After all, it is a brand NEW YEAR.

A new career.  A new kick-start.

2008 had been a very trying year.

There were upsides and downslides along the journey.

The road meandered with treacherous twists and turns, problems and  heart aches.

We’re aware that difficult times will lead to better days.

And every cloud has a silver lining, right?

“I am gonna have a new kick start.

I am up for  show time challenges.

I am feeling on top-of-the-world!”

The list goes on.

AUN.

A hybrid name.  A startling new discovery.

He’s one that has weathered storms and survived unpleasantries.

Now he’s on board the KOOL PEOPLE ARTISTE MANAGEMENT based in BANGKOK.

AUN is a model-cum-actor newbie.

He was spotted whilst holidaying in the heart of Bangkok (he’s now based in the UK) – late last year, and was signed on by the THAI talent agency.

For a relatively newcomer, there’s an art house feature and a movie musical in the pipeline – all Asian productions.

Let’s see where all this will lead him to.

AUN believes that :

“LIFE is one great adventure.  You don’t have to climb every mountain, but just aim for the highest peak.”

For AUN, there’s always a higher mountain out there.

Not the conventional pretty boy type, he’s real hunk and oozes a quiet charm.

This dude knows what he wants and he’s gonna get it.

By working hard.

The hit song SEND IN THE CLOWNS best sums up his trials and tribulations of the past year:

“Isn’t it RICH?

Are we A PAIR?

ME here at last on the ground,

You in mid air,

SEND IN THE CLOWNS,

Isn’t it BLISS?

Don’t you APPROVE?

One who keeps tearing around,

One who can’t move,

WHERE ARE THE CLOWNS?

SEND IN THE CLOWNS.

Just when I’d stopped opening doors,

Finally knowing the one that I wanted was YOURS,

MAKING MY ENTRANCE AGAIN WITH MY USUAL FLAIR,

SURE OF MY LINES ….

No one is there.

Don’t you love FARCE?

My FAULT, I fear,

I thought that  you’d want what I want ….

SORRY MY DEAR!

And where are the clowns?

SEND IN THE CLOWNS.

Don’t bother, THEY ARE HERE.

Isn’t it RICH?

Isn’t it queer?

Losing my timing this late in my career,

And where are the clowns?

THERE OUGHT TO BE CLOWNS.

Well, MAYBE NEXT YEAR ……

For more information on AUN, you can reach DENZEL THANG , Artiste Manager of KOOL PEOPLE ARTISTE MANAGEMENT BANGKOK at brightspark888@gmail.com.

“SEND IN THE CLOWNS” is one really BEAUTIFUL song with memorable lyrics. Many established theatrical ACTORS have sung this number and I feel that the one performed by ELIZABETH TAYLOR is truly mesmerizing! Plug it in and play it on. ENJOY!

Just a grey army shirt and a nice haircut does miracles to even a boy-next-door average guy, don’t you agree?

The Lifetime/Hallmark Channel lied to you!

I have watched too many of those silly lifetime movies where the boy next door is incredibly cute and madly in love with the girl next door. Only she doesn’t realize how cute and in love with her he is until she faces some kind of tragedy (usually involving a serial killer or something) and the boy next door rushes in to save her and they both live happily ever after…

The Truth…

The boy next door is usually a creepy ugly weirdo, who probably is in love with you, the only thing is…. He’s the Damn Serial Killer!

OK I’m exaggerating, but I have been completely creeped out by a Boy Next Door!

Actually he doesn’t really live next door but he’s been around my family forever. He’s 5 foot nothing with a receding hairline. Honestly, I don’t even know how he became so close to my family, he was a friend of a friend of my older brother who always tagged along. One day there was a major incident with the real friend (That’s a whole other story involving my little sister), and my brother stopped hanging out with the real friend but “he” kept coming around. He had a crush on my little sister, then my oldest sister. I was third choice (I have one other sister but she was already married). That’s how I got my “Stalker Boy Next Door”.

Here’s why this girl will NOT fall for the boy next door:

1. I’ve known him since I was a kid so its kind of pedophile creepy.
2. Getting a mix CD of love songs from someone you are not into absolutely ruins those songs for you for the rest of your life: I Loved the song “Don’t want to miss a thing” but now it makes me nauseous and I wonder if he’s spying on me when I sleep… (by the way he left the CD on my darn pillow, in my room, when I wasn’t there, YUCK!)
3. He leaves weird messages on my phone randomly. Like the time I was going to Vegas and he left a message wondering if he should drop off some cash for me, in case I didn’t have enough, he wanted to make sure I’d have a great time. WHAT THE? Where the hell did that come from? He must have had a friend in the car and was acting like I was his girlfriend.
4. He sent me a picture text of his new computer… It was sitting on his bed… guess what was on the nightstand next to his alarm clock… A PICTURE OF ME! FRAMED! EWW! Where the hell did he get a picture of me?
5. He ingratiates himself with my parents so he’s always around. Every Party or Holiday!
6. He stares at me, even when people are watching him.
7. He’s sabotaged relationships of mine. I had a huge crush on a family friend who went on a vacation to Vegas with my family. I finally got up the guts to act on my crush and we had a great time. Unfortunately Stalker boy witnessed my Crush and I kissing between a couple of Slot Machines. He went and told my Dad the guy was disrespecting me. My Father proceeded to YELL at my crush in the middle of a crowded casino. Did I mention I was 25 when this happened!?! (I actually still lived at home until that weekend when I moved out)
8. He left me another CD after that… all songs about “how could I do that to him”. Now I can’t listen to Brooks N Dunn either.
9. He used to send me roses on Valentines and my Birthday. He’d have them delivered to my work before I got there so I couldn’t send them back. I had to get my Dad to make him stop.
10. There are so many more things I could list, but I’m already grossed out just thinking about it so I’ll finish with the text message I got from him yesterday:

“Hey Girl I don’t know what you put in the milk (He doesn’t drink so he had milk and cookies at our News Years Party) but I felt Dizzy when I got out of car and I fell on my F*n Ass! I’m sending you something I think You’ll find funny open when you R alone” [OK I'm thinking this is one of those cheesy Forewords you get of drunk partiers on new years] So I click on the picture…. IT’S A PIC OF HIS ASS WITH A BIG BRUISE!

He sent me a naked picture of himself!

This is the step before he goes psycho… If I am ever Murdered… All my friends will know who did it!