“He totally meant sex,” my friend said.
“I have never heard that before when it didn’t.” My friend concluded.
Well, fuck me.
As the case may be, I wasn’t thinking along those lines. 1,124 more words
Oh my god! I literally just wrote all this out. Scrolling backwards and forth on my phone. I AM NOT HAPPY! My puppy stood on my laptop and it exited the window…. 8,028 more words