I’m so excited because I have an excellent birthday present…today I am shooting my first paid gig on live Television where I have a speaking part. Yup I’m gonna be on TV!!!!! Right now I’m sitting in a dressing room designated for me and soon I’ll be in the make-up chair. We’ve been rehearsing and it just feels so surreal. Best birthday ever.

Best,M

Please don’t let me end up homeless…

Also by “work for food” I mean money, which helps me buy food and also gas because I’ll need that too if my car gets fixed, but if it doesn’t I will need bus fare too.

Things are the things I’m willing to do for money:

• Babysitting
• Dog walking
• Sleep studies
• Ice Cream eating contests or flavor testing
• Championship TV marathon watching
• Freelance part-time assisting (including scheduling, file organizing etc)
• Book reading
• Errands
  • Need to take the pet to the shop, go grocery shopping, drop something off at some place? I can do all these things so you don’t have to.
• Driving people places:
  • Whether they are elderly or children if they need to go to school, camp, Doctor appts, etc. I can totally do that too.
• Happy making – I will show you mediocre singing and dancing that is guaranteed to make you happy and joyful.
• Banana ice cream making
• House-sitting
• Vacation travel assistance – I can do either or both of the following.
  • Go on vacation with your family to watch your kids during the date night or take them to the theme park while the adults go wine tasting.  This would be all expenses paid btw.
  • OR
  • Help book travel. (This is less fun for me).
• Light housework cleaning and cooking.
• Dress like a pirate, princess or avatar and entertain you

Please let me know if you have any ideas about how I can parlay these skills into part-time short-term employment.

Best,

Maydelle Rhys

*aka*

Artist who doesn’t want to starve but will if I have to.

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