A guy can go without grooming himself and be considered manly. Women? Well we have to keep up with our maintenance a lot more diligently. I know that far too well as if I don’t visit my waxing lady on schedule, my eyebrows will resemble those of Martin Scorcese. Great director he is, sexpot he is not.

But this afternoon after braving what could be considered slush falling from the sky to walk to my eyebrow wax appointment, my fears were confirmed. My waxing lady, mid wax, decided to tell me about other customers and their poor grooming habits south of the border. Full on tales about brazilian waxes that took way too long to complete because of a few issues.

I had always wondered since I started waxing my legs several years ago if the waxing ladies talked to each other about the hairy customers that came through their doors. But never did I expect the waxing ladies to ever tell another customer the strange things other customers are happy to share with their waxing lady.

I am so weirded out by this incident and while she’s always been great to me (probably because I shower before getting waxed unlike some of her customers) I will now start to feel self conscious going to any waxing appointment from now on. Because its one thing for someone at a salon to see my Pointe shoe ruined feet (over the years I have just let that fear go) but its another for my neighbor to go to the salon and hear all about my bikini wax.

i highly recommend getting all your unnecessary hair waxed. now don’t go to some cheap nail salon/wax place that uses strips to tear off your hair. nooooo way. you need to go to a nice spa-ish place to get your shit waxed. and make sure they use HARD wax, usually green, and hardens when it dries… stripless, so that they just tear the wax right off.

i have to admit, i LOVE getting waxed. i feel soooooo clean!

**IF YOU’RE A GUY READING THIS, (AHEM AL) – DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER… don’t say i didn’t warn you lmao**

the only awkward moment is when i’m trying to chat with my wax lady. i’m always like, OVER talkative, thinking that i can distract her as she removes my private bits even though i know she’s half listening and half concentrating on my va-jay-jay.

but i also get my legs and underarms waxed. LOVE the underarms because i always feels so fresh and i just want to show everyone my smooth pits… feels like a baby’s bottom.

but legs… OUCH. however, i do love that it prevents your leg hairs from growing for almost 2 weeks! believe it!

sorry, this is such a random post, but i just got my pits waxed and i feel FAN TAS TIC.

if you’re looking for a place to go, i HIGHLY recommend going to my lady LATVIA at VALLEY NAILS in SoHo (at least i THINK that’s her name, i always pronounce it wrong… it could be LAVITIA or something lol) but she’s TERRIFIC, she’s very honest and tells you how to maintain your waxed areas for a smoother, less painful next visit.

she, at least, pretends to listen to my nervous banter =)

In the southern hemisphere, spring is here and summer is on its way. And that means that women are flocking to salons in search of a solution for those horribly embarrassing hairs that are always threatening to escape your bikini line. A surprising number of women are turning to a solution popularized on “Sex & the City,” known as Brazilian waxing.

If you’re familiar with what Brazilian waxing entails, you understand what “surprising numbers” means. If you’re not familiar with the term, you probably want to read on before you make your reservation …

What’s the Big Deal?

Quite plainly, a Brazilian wax is a salon hair-removal treatment (trust me, you don’t want to try this at home) where warm wax is used to remove unsightly pubic hair from your nethermost regions – front and back! Typically, with a Brazilian wax, you’ll be left with a small strip of hair (sometimes referred to as a “landing strip”). So, if you’re looking to go completely bare, you might want to clarify that in the beginning. This version of the wax is often known as the “Hollywood” or “Sphynx” Wax.

If you’re curious as to why anyone would pay someone to cover their most private parts with warm wax and then rip it off, read on about the advantages and disadvantages of having a Brazilian wax.

There Are Advantages?

Across time and distance, I can still hear a lot of women shrieking, “There are advantages?” And actually, there are – depending on who you ask. Some of the most commonly cited advantages are listed below (and don’t be surprised if you see the polar opposite statements on the other side of the fence).

• No more embarrassing escaped hairs
• It’s not as painful as you’d expect (okay, okay, quit snickering)
• No more razor burn or bumps
• You lover will most likely find the new look sexy and arousing
• You can have a wax done for as little as $25.00
• The pain is said to lessen with each waxing, and
• Many women report an overall improvement in confidence, especially regarding cleanliness and odor control.

Drum Roll, Please…The Disadvantages

It goes without saying that a Brazilian wax is going to come with some inherent disadvantages. And the most obvious is the pain. Have you ever had your eyebrows waxed? If so, imagine the procedure done on an area about ten times larger and infinitely more sensitive.

And there’s another kind of discomfort that some find a bit more traumatic than physical pain. Chances are, you’ll have to quite literally let it all hang out. And for the best end result, you may wind up finding yourself in some rather odd poses. Needless to say, the whole experience may leave you feeling silly and self-conscious, if not a little traumatized. Plus there are other, more minor drawbacks to consider…

• Some people may still experience bumps or irritation
• Since you have to wait 10-14 days in between waxings, you’ll still have to suffer through stubble.
• It can also be hard to find a salon that offer Brazilian waxes in smaller, less urban areas, and
• You might have to spend as much as $100.00 (possibly more) to have it done!

Think It’s Brilliant?

If you’re appalled at the thought of this procedure, your next move is clear – you mentally file Brazilian waxing away in your brain as a great way to get back at someone you really dislike. But what should you do if you’re still not scared? Your best bet is to do your homework (you’re off to a great start); then, start looking around for a good salon. Here are a few other things to think about:

• The credentials and experience of the person who’ll perform the procedure.

• Whether you’re really ready to go bare below. You might want to take it slow. Start with a standard bikini wax, then a Brazilian, and then maybe warm up to the Sphynx.

• Don’t try to trim or shave before waxing to “pretty up.” In order to work, your hair must be longer than ¼”. Let them take care of it – it’s part of what you’re paying for!

• To get the most out of a waxing, find a quality hair growth inhibiting lotion. You’ll be able to go much longer between sessions!

So, what do you think – brilliant, or barbaric?

The Brazilian wax is more popular than ever and gives you a clean and sensuous look.

Should you have a Brazilian Wax?

Here we will discuss the Brazilian wax in more detail, how it is done, how long it takes and if it is painful so you know what to expect.

So, let’s find out more about the Brazilian wax.

Hair removal is in fashion today, but in truth, there is much evidence of fashionable hair removal in ancient Greece, Egypt, and India.

The expression Brazilian Wax refers generally to the pubic area, and is the total removal of all pubic hair.

Should you have a Brazilian wax?

If you are not sure then try a simple bikini wax first.

This takes most the pubic hair away, except for the most private area so the next step is a totally shaven look.

If the bikini worked for you, and you think you would prefer a completely bare look, then the Brazilian wax is next!

Although most pharmacies and supermarkets sell wax and other depilatories, it’s best to have a professional do your Brazilian.

This is not a DIY job!

You can cause real injury to yourself if you don’t know exactly what you are doing, but a trained professional will get you your new look in no time with the minimum of fuss and discomfort.

It’s not difficult (or expensive) to find a professional today, as most beauty salons are now offering it as part of their services.

Try to get some references on the salon

For example how long they have been in business, how busy they are, and even ask to for some references.

The prices for a good Brazilian wax differ from place to place, city to city and even country to country.

For the US, you can expect to pay anything from $50 to $100.

The Brazilian Waxing Technique

It’s a good idea to show up for your appointment freshly bathed.

You will be shown to a therapy room, and after undressing, given a sort of kimono.
There will be a bed/table for you to lie on, and the operator can ask you to lie on your back, and pull you knees up to breasts.
If your pubic hair is long, the operator will trim it down. You are now ready to be waxed.

The operator will now apply a special wax to you pubic areas, and surroundings, and as it dries, a cloth is placed upon the upper layer of the wax.

The operator will quickly pull the wax off, and the hair will come with it.

This will be a bit painful.

Although painful it will be tolerable for most people.

Also the operator will make you into a semi-contortionist!

With your legs being spread, or stretched, in very unusual ways.

The operator will work quickly and the whole experience should be over in about 15 to 30 minutes.

At this point, special soothing and healing lotions are applied to keep rashes from forming or for any pubic hair to become ingrown.

Finished, you are now smooth and hairless, and free to enjoy you new look.

Depending on your hair growth pattern, the Brazilian wax should last from 3 to 4 weeks, and sometimes longer.

Also, the more times you have the Brazilian wax, the less hair tends to grow back, so it becomes easier the more times the waxing is done.

In the vast majority of cases the Brazilian wax makes the recipient feel, clean and fresh and for most people it also feels very sexy.

So, you will find that not only may you love your new Brazilian wax and look your partner will to!

Brazilian Waxing is simply a method of hair removal that removes all of the hair from the genital region.

Having a Brazilian wax is the ultimate way to achieve a smooth, sensual clean look and feel around the bikini area.

This trend that has grown in popularity for women in recent but be warned it involves a bit of pain, to gain your new clean and sensual look.

What is a Brazilian Wax?

Regular Waxing involves the application of warm wax to the area where you wish the hair to be removed.

A strip of cloth is then pressed on top, the wax allowed to cool, and then the strip ripped off against the direction of the hair growth.

A Brazilian wax uses a similar technique but focuses on the genital area and refers to the removal of hair from the areas around the vagina, perineum and anus.

The entire is area covered with talcum powder before hot oil is applied and the hair removed.

You can choose whether to leave a

Waxing is more popular than ever among women as it is clean allows the wearing of revealing under garments without the embarrassment and is considered sensuous by both men and women.

Let’s look at exactly what it involves, the advantages and the disadvantages.

Many famous people today have had the Brazilian wax and this has made it a fashion statement that more and more women are trying, but it’s not new and it’s not just a fashion statement- there are many advantages to the Brazilian Wax.

While Brazilian waxing is popular today and has grown in popularity since the late eighties it is not new.

Women were waxing thousands of years ago in the ancient civilizations of India, Greece and Persia.

What is it?

The term ‘Brazilian Waxing’ refers to partial genital hair removal which leaving a strip of hair or landing strip but also refers to total genital hair removal.

Advantages

The advantages are that you can:

1. Wear revealing clothes without embarrassment.

2. You feel clean and it’s very hygienic.

3. Many people the look is extremely sensuous. Men Love it and women often say oral sex is more satisfying.

4. It only takes around 30 minutes to do

5. As it is now so popular as a beauty treatment the cost is relatively cheap

So are there any disadvantages?

Firstly like doing your nails you will have to go back regularly every month or so. The major perceived disadvantages are the embarrassment and the pain.

Embarrassing?

Not really, your waxer has seen it all before it’s really like seeing your doctor.

While you do have the your hair removed by wax the pain is no where nearly as bad as most women think it will be and as you have further treatments the pain diminishes.

If you are worried about having a Brazilian wax, try and have the less severe Bikini wax first and see how you feel.

Make sure that you pick a reputable therapist and get some testimonials.

Brazilian waxing is more popular than ever and women today are finding out what women knew thousands of years ago there are great advantages to waxing Brazilian.

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This whole blog started with a homeless man sleeping in a neighbor’s front yard.  I, like any other terrible person, decided to live and let live, took a photo and went back inside where I prepared refreshments and watched South Park.  I guess you could call me a “hands off” neighbor.

Another things my tender fingers haven’t touched in months is neither a rake nor a lawnmower.  My thought, live and let live, those weeds have every right to be there.

This morning I was walking out to my car and noticed that both of my immediate neighbors have done a fabulous job of keeping their now dying lawns pristine.  If you look below you’ll see a very clear property line where my one neighbor’s lawn starts and mine ends.  It’s reminds me of  when the Pope split up South America with The Line of Demarcation to give Brazil to Portugal and the rest to Spain: Brazil stayed well manicured, hairless even, while the rest of South America fell prey to cocaine dealers and hippies hiking the andes mountains.

I guess this is why I find random shit in my yard…

I don’t have energy when I’m awake to think about sex besides wanting to look nice, both for myself and for Frank, yet my dream self thinks I’m in denial.  At least, my dreams tell me I have a libido in me somewhere, even if it appears only in my R.E.M. cycle.

The first dream was very much a Yulia dream.  Technically, no sex was involved, but then I don’t think sex is necessary for something to qualify as a sex dream.  (Hmm, I guess it would just be a wet dream, really.)  I was being carried by a guy from the year above me in high school, my legs around his waist, my arms behind his neck.  He was getting a nice erection as I maneuvered my (clothed) crotch against his.  And when I wasn’t immersed in treating his tongue like a cock, I was lecturing and complaining to him and the people behind him whom I was facing about how frustrating it was that females in my school were seen as only smart or date-worthy while guys could be both smart and sexy and how this double standard drove me crazy.  I remember yelling into the crowd, “No dichotomies!” though what I meant by this is people needn’t be either/or.  Just because I wanted to learn didn’t mean I wasn’t interested in sex, damn it.  (I wish my waking self were as adamant about the right to sex.)

The next night, I dreamt I was in a school gymnasium set up with rows and rows of cots, almost like a war-time shelter (as I imagine them to be), and that each couple had a narrow cot to itself.  Everyone was wearing jeans and I was lying on top of my date, but oddly facing the high gym ceiling.  He put his hands in my jeans but I told him I had my period, not because I did but because I hadn’t gotten waxed.  Silly when you think of it.  I’m sure it was more of a turn-off to me than it was to him.  Then he proceeded to explore my chest underneath my long-sleeve sweater (very un-Yulia), but awkwardly he lifted my bra above my breasts without unhooking it (and why was I wearing a bra at all?).  So this seemed like a failed make-out experiment and, besides, we were surrounded by almost a hundred of our peers, which wasn’t so much embarrassing as foolish.  Why were the gym lights so glaring?  Was anyone planning on getting a private room when they were actually ready to have sex (instead of simply groping at their date)?  Why did this all remind me of institutionalized sex a la Orwell’s 1984?

Why don't you make yourself comfortable and sit on my cot.

The third night, which was last night, I was on a Greyhound bus for a visit to an author’s reading or some such event and I had a lovely romance with a fellow traveler, who was foreign and whom, when he got off after the trip, I knew I would never see again.  I didn’t even get to say goodbye to him properly.  This was certainly the most distressing of the dreams.  I’d rather wear a bra and long-sleeve sweater than be stranded just when I found someone who inspired my craving.  Sad dream.

Okay, how do I get back to grinding while complaining about dichotomies?

P.S. Bravo.  I finally had an orgasm today (the first time in years).

At Adriana Skin Care, we were excited to receive the 2010 BABOR product catalog recently. Check back with our blog in the coming months to learn more about the exciting new products we will have for sale in our spa. But right now we would like to tell you a little bit about why we carry BABOR.

Dr. Babor is groundbreaking decision maker in the field of professional beauty care. When he started his company, he resolved to conduct research in his own laboratories into the power of nature and to harness it to enhance natural beauty and care for the skin. This is so important to us, because we like to keep a calming and natural environment in our spa.

BABOR carries out intensive research into a wide variety of natural active ingredients and develops active complexes unique to BABOR in partnership with renowned institutes, including the Technical University of Aachen. The result is innovative and highly effective skincare products designed to meet a broad range of skin needs.

All BABOR products are based on the latest advances in skin research. In keeping with BABOR tradition, only pure, natural plant oils and extracts and active plant-derived substances are used. And as far as possible, these substances are naturally sourced. That is why you may remember a post on our Adriana Skin Care blog a while back about BABOR’s high scores on the Good Guide.

The most famous BABOR product is the HY-ÖL® cleansing oil, which is considered a legendary product in the beauty industry. We recommend this product to some of our clients, but many Adriana Skin Care customers have found other BABOR products that fit their needs and price range. Just ask about them next time you meet with your esthetician.

Would you like an appointment with an esthetician? We would be happy to set that up. If its for a brazilian, brow shaping, facial, or a review of the products you’re using… we are available. Just give us a call at (619) 962-4306.

In the meantime, have you used a BABOR product with satisfaction? Share your positive experiences in the comments section below.

I think pubic hair is back.

I remember the first time I was with a girl who was completely shaved – It blew my mind!  I thought I was with a porn star – or stripper.  Come to think of it, she may have been a stripper.  Anyhow, it was original.  I think, like any other fashion, it’s run it’s course.

Maybe not men – I don’t think any woman wants the fur-ball penis tupee back.  Not any woman into oral.  But for women?  It killed Playboy (amongst other things) – no creativity.  Even the ‘Hitler’, the ‘landing strip’, the classic ‘V’ – whatever – you never knew what you were gonna get.  I miss that!

Women should be happy – it’s a lot easier than a Brazilian wax.  I’m not talking the bushy, down the leg bird’s nest from the 70’s - nobody wants to see their mom naked.   But two years from now, it will be sexier than ever to have some creative landscaping going on down below.

It was a very laid back HTW! Just us girls, pizza and a big bottle of good red wine.

Wine of the evening:  Red Guitar from Spain.  A good medium bodied red.

Next Wednesdays menu:  pot roast/mashed potatoes and I’m thinking chocolate pots de creme ( basically a really rich chocolate mousse)

We eat around 7 and then you can get in the hot tub, play xbox, whatever your heart desires. Right now I can handle the costs however I may have to start implementing a byob when the liquor runs low.

Being just us girls conversation quickly turned to things like having to have the “dude talk” and the indignity of getting a brazilian.

I had “bare cat” day last Friday. I don’t mind this once a month ritual. Painful? Hell yeah! But after years of poo poohing the act – preferring a daily razor to hot wax to look like a porn star or prepubescent girl – I’ve given in. I’m excited for bare cat day!

Why?

1.It feels damn good (after the “no scream cream” kicks in). \

2. And just like a pedi – even when tucked away in a closed toe shoe – it just makes a girl feel sexy. And yeah, that matters, even when no one sees the work!

Then again, there’s those moments… take for instance the last few moments where they go in deep for those last few ass hairs. Understand that to get these, one must be on their back, one leg pulled to the side, hand grasping the calf and pulling it up over my head like I’m about to give birth to something akin to the size of a watermelon.

It seems there is some duct work that needs to be done above the accoustical tile at the spa. Not realizing I was in there – the door opens (at one of THOSE moments) and in comes the spa owner followed by several workmen.

Um. yeah. Probably scarred those bastards for life.

Do you ever break out with whitehead pimples a few days after waxing? This can be frustrating when you want to enjoy your newly-smooth skin. But at Adriana Skin Care, we have some suggestions if this sounds like you.
First things first: you’re normal! Mild break outs are a common reaction to waxing.

Some people recommend taking a bath after waxing, but its possible that can cause additional skin irritation. But there are some other tactics you can take to battle the breakouts:

1.  Keep the waxing area clean. This means you should avoid strenuous exercise and heat, because sweating can make breakouts worse. And do not touch the area.

2.  Perform mild exfoliation when it feels comfortable.

3. Use an anti-bump product like Tendskin after waxing. Even if you think you may have avoided a breakout, it is good to use this product the same day as your waxing appointment.

You may not have seen Tendskin at the drug store, because it is a specialty spa product we carry at Adriana Skin Care.

Do you have a tip for post-waxing? Share your comments below.

Prices valid thru 9/30

We are delighted to welcome a new team member to the Facelogic Staff. Julie joins us as a dual licensed therapist, practicing esthetics and massage therapy. Julie has extensive experience in esthetics working with burn victims and complex skin conditions. Her massage training includes deep tissue, neuromuscular, myofascial release, TMJ disorder, Swedish, prenatal, and sports massage. She enjoys working out at the Spectrum Clubs along with the other Facelogic Team Members and she is very excited to be a part of the team!

Please visit Julie on Saturdays from August 29 – September 26  and receive a 1 HOUR SWEDISH MASSAGE FOR $39!!!

Silky smooth skin with waxing at Pearl Beauty Salon, Dublin 2

Here at Pearl Beauty Salon, Dublin 2, our new partnership with Lotus Beauty Salon is already beginning to bear fruit. We are now able to offer a full range of waxing options, including Brazilian, Hollywood, and just about anything else you can imagine for waxing! Male waxing also available.

Using only experienced waxing technicians, and our highly rated Australian Tea Tree wax products, we can guarantee the smoothest and longest lastest finish, and with a range of after care products to help maintain that silky smooth feeling, you can be assured of maximum self confidence and comfort after your visit to our city centre salon.

Prices for specialist waxing are currently subject to a 20% discount, making the price for a full Brazilian or Hollywood only €40! Call us now on 01 679 0625 to book your appointment.

Check out our other special offers and treatments by following the links.

Baby Huey is forced to the sidelines with a cracked ass

This kid is clearly unimpressed with whatever is captivating the other 20 something people in this shot.  My first thought was that it’s a harbor side whale watch and he’s protesting because his blow hole is in the shop.

This poor bugger must have woken up and realized he had a gigantic split in his back porch.  Or maybe he likes to give himself brazilian’s on his “back 40″ in public?  Maybe he unexpectedly diarrhea’s himself like he’s Old Faithful?  Other than those three logical possibilities, I’m pretty much baffled. 

But, like the old saying goes, “If you can’t Duc’ it, Fuck it.”

-CB

(thanks Mel!)

We hate to be bearers of bad news, but it’s August — meaning the glory days of sippin’ summer cocktails and rapidly developing skin cancer at any locale offering a mid- to large-sized body of water are, unfortunately, coming to an end. We know it’s hard to snap out of the beach-bum mindset, which is why we’ve got you covered with a checklist of things to do before full-time academia is back in swing.

Beautify. Nothing like cruising into a new semester of classes feeling like hot sh*t. Book your appointments early for those caterpillar eyebrows, exposed roots, and crusty feet.

Prepare for potential hanky-panky. (Yep, I did just call it hanky-panky.) Visit to the gyno? Check. Birth control stockpile? Check. Brazilian wax? Check. Stop trying to salvage period-stained panties — as my motto goes, new school year, new lacy underthings.

Buy new dorm / apartment / house décor! Draw some inspiration from Apartment Therapy and go to town. May we suggest wall decals, some choice picture frames and scented candles?

Pick up a new planner. Steal one from freshman orientation if you have to, and then neatly pencil in important dates (your boyfriend’s grandmother’s birthday, any club meeting with free food, the three-year anniversary to the day you got your v-card swiped, etc.) There’s nothing quite like touching a spankin’ new notebook — devoid of uncompleted to-do lists — for the very first time.

Evaluate your finances. If you’re anything like me, you’ve all but avoided checking your banking account for a summers’ worth of glorious sales, extravagant dining and uninhibited bar-hopping — but it is, my friends, something that must be done. Pay off your outstanding bills and determine your budget for the upcoming year so you know exactly how many hours you have to slave away at Applebee’s this fall.

Speaking of jobs… update your resume. ‘Cause let’s face it, you’re not going to even want to think about cleverly crafting bullet points about your summer of servitude well into Welcome Week. Or Rush Week. Or Recovery from Rush Week. Or any of the subsequent weeks after that, really. Get it out of the way now so the moment you encounter the perfect side-job to finance your weekend boozing, you’ll be ready-for-hire.

Do a massive overhaul of your wardrobe. Barring the sentimentally priceless — though really, it’s time to part with the chocolate-stained denim capris that remind you of your high school summer camp fling — donate or eBay the stuff you don’t wear. It goes without saying, but gauchos are not coming back in this lifetime. Head to American Apparel (or Targét — that’s how I roll) to stock up on your favorite basics. Reorganize your jewelry, and splurge on one pair of fabulous, fabulous heels.

Catch up on old seasons of your favorite trashy television. This is obviously the most crucial on the list. Between TiVo and internet video, there are no excuses to be made anymore — because God forbid you watch the Gossip Girl premiere without having seen the one where Serena dies. What? Yeah, see?

Adriana Skin Care clients are among the happiest people being waxed in San Diego. They value the benefits of waxing and know that we do it right, so you don’t end up like Steve Carell in “The Forty-Year-Old Virgin.” In fact, we recommend a product that can reduce the discomfort of waxing by 80 percent.

The product is NO-SCREAM CREAM. Its a topical anesthetic thathelps reduce the pain of waxing. Just apply it to the part of your body you’re going to have waxed 35-45 minutes before your appointment. It only takes about 5-10 minutes to absorb into the skin, so you can get dressed for your appointment as usual.

When you arrive for your waxing appointment, you can relax! You’ll be free to enjoy our spa and the time you’ve dedicated to yourself.

Our clients use NO-SCREAM CREAM on their legs, back, and bikini line. Both our newest waxing clients and our most loyal clients have tried this product and believe it works.

Ask Adriana or your aesthetician about NO-SCREAM CREAM before your next waxing appointment and you can have all the smooth skin that comes from waxing with 80% less of the pain. You can call the spa at (619) 962-4306.