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It Happened

That’s right, I can regale you with scintilating tales of smut and indecency!

Last night we broke the drought.  The clouds gathered and the skies burst forth with the soothing, replenishing rains of sexual intercourse.  1,842 more words


Am I a mark for Markus?

Today’s dating entertainment…..

Hello, Markus.  35 years old, 6’1″, hot as hello body, PhD, owns a spa.

I would have liked to post his body shot, but I don’t think I should take a chance crossing that far over into the real world. 445 more words

Potential Affair/Dating Candidates

Mind Kinda Blown...Six Weird Things That Are Banned in Other Countries

If you think we’ve got too many laws in THIS country, here are six weird things OTHER countries have banned.

1. Lip-synching. Turkmenistan banned it in 2005 to preserve their, quote, “true culture.” They also decided that opera and ballet are, quote, “unnecessary”. 148 more words


setting the scene

how portray it?
– exquisite tremors
– thrilling surge
– swaying of fruit on the branch
and how describe
the effects engendered?
– in my eyes  shock waves of butterflies… 36 more words


Breast Pump Hump

For Her (The Girl The One)
Every day is a Breast Pump Hump
her Man in Jogging gear
unable to jump
as high as she wants… 361 more words

Monday 13th

Today was a beautiful, warm sunny day. No it wasn’t, Im totally lying. It was lashing down with rain and blowing a gale ALL day long. 594 more words

Bare Necessities

I recently read an article about breast health (via Occupy Menstruation) and what influence wearing a bra has on a woman*’s breast tissue/muscles/all of that lovely physical substrate that makes up this body part. 689 more words