Santa Assange Ah, Julian, you could slide down my chimney any time. Why, the very thought drives me positively Christmas crackers. Julian Assange Christmas Crackers And speaking of interesting headgea… more →
raincoasterwrote 5 months ago: Santa Assange Ah, Julian, you could slide down my chimney any time. Why, the very thought drives me … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Brian Atene didn't turn out so bad after all Someday I’ll go through and edit all my old … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Full Metal Jacket. A Classic. "Shit, I forgot to pull my boxers down! This is gonna be a mess! … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Yes, it’s raincoaster‘s favorite YouTube muse, Brian Atene, back with a cupfull of holid … more →
wrote 2 years ago: It’s that perennial Christmas favorite from General Ursus; you remember him, the chauvinistic, … more →
wrote 2 years ago: You want over the top acting? Ask and you shall receive. This little gem was brought to my attention … more →
wrote 3 years ago: Yes, boys and girls, it’s our old favorite Brian Atene back with another masterwork. This simp … more →
wrote 3 years ago: Sigh. Oh, it’s not like it hasn’t happened before. And it’s not like I didn’ … more →
wrote 3 years ago: This is his best yet, although it is entirely lacking in that trademark zany WTF-ness we’ve co … more →
wrote 3 years ago: Go on. Click the Atene button. You know you want to. … more →
wrote 3 years ago: A little monologue for your Tuesday. I meant to post this yesterday for alliteration’s sake, b … more →
wrote 4 years ago: For Realz. And that is: not “quoting Tionna Smalls.” Although that’s a close runne … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Well folks, it’s been nearly a week since we had a dose of Ateneuousness, and we’ve just … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Brian Atene is here, with a special Christmas message for Love Bug fans, deceased Hollywood figures, … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Christopher Walken and his mother would like to deliver a few choice words to their fans this Yuleti … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Yes, it’s another eruption from the unfettered subconscious of the internet’s most inadv … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Yes, Team Atene Beat members, he’s back! Everyone’s favorite inadvertent celebrity, Bria … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Or, do. Don’t hold back, bro. Let it out. We’re all upset Atene isn’t releasing an … more →
wrote 5 years ago: One again, we step through the looking glass, fall down the rabbit hole, cross the doorway to foreve … more →