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Whitman Sampler of MY BRAIN
1. Do people truly care about what’s on the hot lunch menu at Sidwell Friends? Really? HEY! TEACHAH! LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE! 2. I hate finding a big ol’ ‘NO’ in my email i… more →
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Whitman Sampler of MY BRAIN
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Grammy wrote 10 months ago: 1. Do people truly care about what’s on the hot lunch menu at Sidwell Friends? Really? HEY! … more →
Strike Three
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Grammy wrote 11 months ago: Blockbuster Video is run by a bunch of dickwit nimnuts. MYH has never seen The Shining, so we went t … more →
Greetings From My Backside
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Grammy wrote 1 year ago: Why hello, there, stranger – sorry to be so non-communicative, all flighty and such, it’ … more →
Dear AT&T: Bite A Big Wad
Grammy wrote 1 year ago: So we’re watching the Olympics, the women’s marathon, and through some broadcast-schedul … more →
Writing Update
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Grammy wrote 1 year ago: Haven’t written, can’t write worth a flying purple-spotted fuckall, the world and all wh … more →
My Life Is A Movie For Crickets
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Grammy wrote 1 year ago: Okay. I will now tell you something about myself which may change the way you think of me. Unless … more →
Damn The Ecosystem
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Grammy wrote 1 year ago: I smell like a farking citronella candle, y’all. Slathering on the bug repellent is the only … more →
Hell's Bells!
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Grammy wrote 1 year ago: The Short List: (There is a Long List, but due to my humanitarian leanings, I refrain from sharing i … more →
The Purge Begins
Grammy wrote 1 year ago: Starting small, trying to lull myself into a false sense of security. Sold my desk yesterday to a v … more →
Dear Karl Rove 2
Grammy wrote 1 year ago: Seriously. Eat them. My shorts. And have a knuckle samwich and nice surface-to-ass missile while y … more →
Episode 38: In Which The Words "Ass" and "Packing" Appear In What Some May Deem Too Close A Proximity
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Grammy wrote 1 year ago: I can’t go into what’s taken me so long to get back to the hedgehog, my dears. Nay. Su … more →
WTF, Ralph???
Grammy wrote 1 year ago: Ralph? Raaaalllppphhh? Just what exactly is it that you think you are doing? All right. I’ … more →
Old Dog Tries New Trick, Sprains Ass
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Grammy wrote 1 year ago: Well, I’m trying anyway. First of all, I now wake up with the birds. And then I actually … more →
Fear Knits A Sweater
Grammy wrote 1 year ago: That voice, you know, the one who likes to come around right when you’re attempting to drag yo … more →
My Foot Up Your Ass Is Not Appeasement
Grammy wrote 1 year ago: Listen up, all you big-mouthed fuckhumps: please stop peppering your sputtering speech with the wor … more →
Would You Like To Try That Again, Mike?
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Grammy wrote 1 year ago: Just heard this on MSNBC (addicted! can’t! stop! watching! yaaaaaggghh!): Mike Huckabee speak … more →
Dear Wimmins
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Grammy wrote 1 year ago: I know you’re pissed off about the “sweetie” situation. I understand. I am mysel … more →
All Over The Map
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Grammy wrote 1 year ago: For those of you who have stopped by hoping for substantive content, who have, indeed, continued to … more →
