THIS IS ME. JSYK.

I don’t want to be another faceless Internet whore. But at the same time, I don’t want to be all up in your face like Perez Hilton. PLEASE NOTE: I HATE PEREZ HILTON. There’s absolutely no appeal there at all. IDEGI. He’s just annoying.

I’ll be kind and spare you a waffling rant. I like waffling in case you hadn’t guessed by my first post. I also like waffles. You should make me some (:

I’m Brionny and I hate typing like this. CAPS IS WHERE IT’S AT GUISE. But so you don’t automatically assume I’m YELLING AT YOU, I’ll stick to typing in a “normal” fashion as much as I can…

Okay, so basically I like white wine, sleeping and staring at my laptop screen until 4am. What else do you need to know?

Musically Br& New have my srs love for all eternity. I believe in Jesus Lacey for sure. Andrew McMahon also has my undying love. And omg, I’m a huge fan of the fabulous glam that comes in the form of Queen, Bowie and the epic that is ‘Velvet Goldmine’. Say it with me, “WHO IS JACK FAIRY?” Top of my unofficial glam list is American Idol’s Adam Lambert. I am quite aware that he dominates much of my conversation but uh, deal please because that bench is fabulous. Can I get a FY!?

Um, if I had my way, I’d spend my days at the cinema. Would anybody like to buy me a house with a built-in cinema? Nope, didn’t think so… In that case, just hand me Brad and Leo and everything’s fine

Another slight obsession of mine is musicals. Srs mmm-ing at ’We Will Rock You’, ‘The Rocky Horror Show’, ‘Wicked’ and ‘Les Miz’. My granddad was a huge ‘Les Miz’ fan and he recorded the 10th anniversary concert off the telly for my mum. I remember watching it with mum one day and going “Wow! How are people even singing like that?” The passion from the actors and the way the music made me feel alive is something is something I’ve never forgotten.

Journalisticly, (aha, is that even a word?), I want to write about music or far-flung holiday destinations. And I’d like to be head of the BBC please. If only to revive my beloved ‘Torchwood’ and bring back everyone Russell T Davies killed off

HAVE I WAFFLED ENOUGH? I’m going with a firm “Yes.” Kthanxbai.